There's a boy inside my head...
She's a nice girl who quite likes boys, but the Seraph inside her, Taladriel, is male and is in love with her. So he makes it impossible for her to date anyone..
Glass knives (one on each thigh), several containers of mustard gas, and a pair of gray leather gloves.
Basically a normal life until a male Seraph named Taladriel jumped into her head.