Full Name: Colby Haskins | Wouldnât have been my first choice, but itâs a pretty kickass secret identity if you ask yours truly
Nicknames: Colbs, Colbster, Mr. Fahrenheit,Redline | Okay, that last one hasnât caught on as much as Iâd like, but one day the entire world is gonna know me by that name
Age: 18 | So legal it hurts
Birthdate: July 11th | Fuck yeah, Leos
Home Town: L.A. | And I wouldnât have it any other way
Sexuality: Gay | Most people canât tell, unless Iâm kissing a guy or something
School: Reppinâ Arcana Academy, baby | God, Iâm really white
Power: Superspeed | Oh, you want to know what itâs like to be a speedster? Aside from awesome, of course. Well, here's the sitch: I move really fast. Haha, jk, jk. I do though. But most people donât get that thereâs more to it. I also react and perceive at superspeed, because if I couldnât Iâd have killed myself running into a car or something years ago. It isnât just land-speed either. I can do just about anything fa- haha, yeah, Iâve never heard that one before. Wouldnât you like to know? Even my brain goes at superspeed. No, that doesn't mean I'm super-smart or whatever, just my thoughts happen really fast. I guess someday I'll be able to mess up mind-readers, if I can figure it out? Anyway, limitations? Well, I can only go so fast, but I get faster every day. Right now my top speed is about 400 m.p.h., but I can only use that if I donât have to do anything but make sure I donât run into stuff, and even then, it wears me out pretty fast. Haha, get it? But yeah, my cruise speed is more like 150 m.p.h. Even if I could go faster, thatâs the fastest I can go without starting to hit tunnel-vision because of my speed. Oh, and my metabolism is like, insane. Itâs kind of a blessing and a curse, because I have to eat almost constantly, but then again, I get to eat almost constantly and still look like this. Oh yeah. Tight spaces suck. It can be hard to maneuver like I need to. Aside from getting faster, someday Iâll probably be able to create like, twisters and stuff, just by running fast. And Iâm pretty sure Iâll be able to hit stuff really hard, thanks to some physics thing that I really donât get. I probably canât run backwards around the world and turn back time though. I know, I was pretty bummed when I found out too.
Likes: Himself â„ Sex â„ Good-Looking Guys Who Stay In Shape â„ Responsibility â„ Confidence â„ Queen (the band) â„ Food (particularly Asian Fusion, or any buffet) â„ Working Out â„ Sports â„ Battle Strategy Class â„ Power Control Class â„ Mr. Marinos â„ Acclaim â„ Karaoke â„ Sticking Up For The Little Guy â„ Helping People â„ Action Movies â„ Comic Books â„ Partying (but not too hard) â„ Being Superhuman
Dislikes: Cruelty â People Who Talk Very Slowly â Any Class Besides The Aforementioned â Being Called Dumb â Books Without Pictures â Guys Who Are Too Skinny â Guys Who Are Too Fat â Artsy Independent Films â Mr. Montgomery â Being In Confined Spaces â Stupid Rules/Laws â People Who Are Always Down On Themselves
Fears: This stays between us, right? Iâve got an image to uphold. Well, Iâm terrified that I might one day wake up normal. No powers at all. I dream about it sometimes, and it freaks me out. Itâs like my version of the dream where you show up to class naked. I actually think showing up to class naked would rock. Oh, and Iâm kind of afraid of catching an STD. Iâm always crazy safe, but, I think about it a lot.
Personality: Some people say Iâm really self-absorbed, but letâs face it: if you were this awesome, youâd be absorbed by yourself too. But I donât really think I am. I mean, yeah, Iâm kind of shallow when it comes to guys, and I spend a lot of time working out and making myself look good, and okay, fine, I can be kind of selfish, but⊠I do good stuff too. I help people any way I can. I stick up for the people who canât do it themselves. If I were so self-absorbed, why would I do any of that?
Iâve tried the dating thing and mostly been disappointed. Most guys just canât really hold my interest when it gets to that level. I donât think of sex as this big, heavy thing thatâs all emotional and junk. Itâs just fun, you know? Who doesnât like having fun? I guess Iâm kind of a slut for saying this stuff, but fine. Iâm a slut. Whatever? There are way worse things to be.
So, this is something I usually keep to myself, but⊠I have a learning disability. I always have. I think it has something to do with my power, but, I have really bad short-term memory. I think it has something to do with my superspeed, because I just suck when it comes to learning stuff without going over it again and again. Only my really good friends and the Arcana teachers know this. Iâm really not that dumb. I mean, Iâm not some brain, but Iâm not dumb. With my speedreading, I can kind of keep up, but itâs still really hard to get information to stick in my brain. I can read a paragraph ten times before most people finish it the first, but it just doesnât sink in. It makes me bad with names, and I lose stuff all the time, and I do that thing where you get up to like, go get some cereal, then halfway there you stop because you have no idea why you got up? Yeah.
Iâm actually a pretty happy guy. I love my life, my school, my friends. I love being gay, I love being a speedster. Iâm very proud of who I am, and it kills me to see people who arenât. I always try to go out of my way to smile at people like that, and I absolutely hate when people pick on others, especially if they use their power, and even more especially if the other person doesnât have a power to fight back with.
Iâm pretty excitable, haha, and I guess I have a pretty short attention span. I talk with my hands a lot, and really, I just like moving. I hate sitting still or being stuck in one place. That, along with my disability, is why I donât like the normal-type classes. I like laughing and making jokes, even if Iâm the only one who laughs at them, because Iâm frigginâ hilarious. I think the words I hear the most are âSlow down!â I canât help it sometimes, I love talking, I talk all the time, and sometimes I go too fast when I do and people have a hard time keeping up because my brain jumps all over the place and then theyâre like, âwha?â, and⊠haha, you get the idea.
I guess I should probably talk about my goals, too. Iâm going to be a hero someday. Like, a real, honest-to-God one. Itâs the only thing I can see myself doing, and Iâm gonna be great at it. Iâm actually trying to figure out some designs for a Redline costume, but Iâm not gay enough to be good at that kind of thing.
History: My life was pretty awesome. I mean, I got to live in Los Angeles, for one. You know, the place kids from the Midwest run away to? Yeah, it was great. My mom and dad are these awesome reformed hippies. They run their own publishing company, so itâs probably a good thing Iâm super âcuz Iâd suck at that. We werenât like crazy rich, but I always got what I wanted. Did I mention I was an only child? What do you mean, it shows?
The only place I had a hard time was school. I went to this really liberal private school, and once a day I had to meet with Dr. Hornberger (I still laugh when I think of his name), a cognitive therapist, because of my disability. It was kind of like⊠I donât know. A big deal? Kids who had to go to Dr. Hornberger were like the kids in special needs classes in public schools. People were always nice about it, but sometimes thatâs worse than being mean, if that makes sense.
I liked doing sports, like, all of them. My dad hated it because he was never any good at them, but I was, so I did them. I wound up finding out about my powers pretty early, like when I was eight. Mr. Marinos says it isnât unusual for physical powers to develop early. But I was running home from school and I just took off, like, zoom. I wound up face-planting and rolling like thirty feet and had to get skin grafts because of how much I scraped off on the pavement. I was young enough that the first thing I did was tell my folks, and they kind of⊠helped me figure stuff out. As best they could, I guess. Iâve come a loooooong way since then.
So, do you remember a few years ago, when that crane fell over and that little girl was gonna be crushed but then all of a sudden she was across the street? Yeah, that was me. I was sitting outside a Starbucks when it happened, waiting for⊠uh, Iâll get to that in a second⊠And I just sprang into action. It was weird, like I wasnât controlling myself. Like I had to save her. They were playing that footage on the news, the kind of blurry traffic cam shots. Thatâs how Mr. Marinos found me.
Oh yeah. I figured out I was gay pretty early too. Not gonna go into any details, but, I made pretty good use of the Internet, and I might have lied about my age a lot. It was never a big deal for me. My parents were cool with it, I was cool with it, so nothing else really mattered as far as that goes.
Iâve been at Arcana for⊠I think almost four years now? Wow. Time flies, haha. It seems way shorter, but I still have so much to learn.
Anything else? Iâm pretty good in a throw-down, superspeed aside. I mean, I work out, I really get into the combat side of Battle Strategy, and I guess youâd say Iâm unpredictable? What else? Uhhhhhhhh⊠Iâm a pretty good singer? I love karaoke. Thatâs how I got my Mr. Fahrenheit nickname, because I nailed âDonât Stop Me Nowâ once during this karaoke night we had.