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The Confusing Mess of Chaos

The Confusing Mess of Chaos

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This roleplay has so many different confusing parts it's sort of impossible to describe. Please look inside!! Just read the introduction.

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Introduction

Random Stuff:

Tiara Alpha Necromeba is a rockstar who doesn't really affect anything.
(Hardly anything under the category of random stuff affects anything.)

Pompalius Ragnum is a hick/nerd who was disowned by his family when he was trying to calculate the frequency that the cows went into the pasture at.

Agent Sassafras is a random shifty character in a trench coat.

The Overlord of the Arena is a guy who has a chariot pulled by Pacmen.

SQUAK!!!!!



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French Toast is the enemy. The eggs and french toast have been fighting for decades because french toast steals the eggs children to make french toast.

The DK (dimensional kenmoor) is a school that teaches necromancy, shapeshifting, invisibility, alchemy, portal makers, and periodic elementals. The buses are hovercrafts.

Okay. This is where the confusing begins. There is a nomadic tribe that lives on the back of giant turtles. There is a clan that grows avocados (giant ones). They are fighting.


SQUAK!!!!
The objective of this is to throw these all together and see what happens. If you get stuck on a post say SQUAK.

Toggle Rules

Don't godmod. I know almost every role play says this, but people do it anyway.
Don't DRAMATICALLY control someone's character.
ie. saying that someone said "hi" is ok. saying that someone said "i love you" isn't.
Don't mess up someone's BACKstory.
saying someone's mom just died is ok. saying that the mom died when the character was three isn't.
Don't control characters directly.
Instead control aspects of their lives. You can't say someone is going to meet their mom. That's THEIR choice. You can say however, that their mom died. That's not under their control. Unless they killed them. Don't say that.

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is anyone going to post?!

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((Yeah, sorry))
I wake up and yawn. I have a headache. I think I was at a party with the dead, and I drak too much, even though I'm under aged. My name is Drew Laserna. I go to DK, and I'm a necromancer in training. Last night I think there were some dead eggs and French toast slices. I got hit in the head with a ball of bacon. I open my eyes and nearly scream There is a giant avocado and two pieces of French toast supporting it. "Hullo?" I say to the french toast.
"Oh good, you're awake" says French toast piece 1(FTP1) "We were told that you're an orphan of the turtle band, and we were to come get you." I stare at him. "Um.. you are Lady Gaga, right?" FTP1 says. I laugh. "Uhh... no." I say. "wrong dimension."
The french toast is so embarrased he almost drips his syrup. "OOPS! Sorry!" And with that, the whole crowd of wierd things dissapears. Umm... Squawk!!?

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((Laserna! HeeHeee.))

I see two french toast pieces running toward me. They are known to the world as FTP#142 and FTP#621, but I call them Alex and Josh. "PYTHAGI!!!" Alex yells. "What?" I say. "You don't have to wake up the whole district." "Pythagi! You need to improve the portal system!" I go to the DK, and I only work with french toast for marshmallows. These particular ones find celebrities and use them for their french toasty plans, I have no idea. Anyway, my job is to make their portals into other dimensions so they can get to where they need to go. "Last night, we went through one of your portals. It was supposed to take us to the Earth dimension, near Lady Gaga's tour, but instead, it transported us to this weird emo girl person. You need to work on these portals!" yells Josh. "Well, I'm sorry," I say. "Last night I had Mediumball tryouts, and then I had to study for that quiz in Alchemy! I didn't exactly have time to cut the Porta-gel to precision!" "Well," said Alex. "I don't care how busy you were. If you don't do the job right we will hire someone else, and no more marshmallows for you!" That got my attention. "Ok, sorry. I'll try to be more precise next time. But could you plan your next trip for the weekend? Anytime on Thursday is fine. I'm a little busy on Friday, however."

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((um...)
Random french toast people running around this morning attacking eggs. stupid wings broke down and i had to catch a bus. just realized that my skin is photosynthetic. You know what? SQUAK!!!

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Ummm, ok, I'll help.
After I got over Lady Gaga, I caught a bus. There's a person with photosythic skin, and I feel awkward cause I keep staring at them. You know what, I think I'll fly to school. I leap out a window and see the girl with wierd skin scowling at me. Flying feels good. The wind ruffles my feathers and-wait! Feathers? Omi God! I just remembered. I bought a new pair of wings with feathers. I was born with atachable wings. Oh look, I'm at DK. And SQUAK!!!

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Hi, I'm Drew SQUAK!!! And I'm SQUAK! years old, And I was born with SQUAKABLE wings.

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Hello. I am a representative from the SQUAKian government. I'm sorry that a lot of thinks got SQUAKed out, but the government must keep some things SQUAK. Such as Drew's last SQUAK or her SQUAK.

The government keeps a lot of things secret. Especially names and ages of people in this school. DK has been making an ad show. We each prepare a 30 second piece about ourselves plus what we are advertizing, and these get played all over the nation. For some reason, these "pieces" are extremely popular. The ad companies pay our school a lot of money to use these. I got stuck with advertizing a sewage filter. A lot of people got bad things. The ads are so popular that they raise awareness of these things.

My ad is "Hello. I'm Pythagi SQUAK. I'm 11 years old, and I use an ABC Sewage Filter!! It's much better than the 21 other brands I've tried. Why do I need to filter this much sewage? Well, because I have a pet dragon. They make a LOT of you-know-what, if you-know-what I mean."

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Given a funny look by someone else with wings. bred out of skull by periodic elemental teacher. more french toast. sneaking up at people as rabbit and turning into dragon when they look down. lots of fun. azsretrxgd tydfjiud fjyucj ydfyki fykifmyh f cf fkj gjjg!!!!
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Sorry, but what?

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OMG!!!! This is the best thing that has ever happened to me! I finally have an excuse to talk to Kronos, the really cute guy I've had a crush on forever. He is really good at cracking codes and cyphers and stuff. All I have to do is ask him to decipher what the heck the post above this said. I close my two normal eyes to let my third eye do better seeing. I don't bump into things this way. It's like a small invisible arrow is guiding me. Or something. Mainly the third eye shows the future, the past, stuff that other people are thinking, and random things happening in the present, all at the same time, jumbled together. It's quite confusing, but then I can enter what I see into a handy little program on a device I always carry around, and it deciphers stuff.......a bit. Mostly right now I'm getting a hawk without wings that looks like a hawk, but somehow I really know it's a rabbit. I'll enter it later. Right now, I have someone to bribe with marshmallows.

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I am late for school! I was daydreaming about french toast attacking my scrambled eggs that i ate for breakfast. My first mod is necromancy, the teacher keeps bringing back his grandma to SQUAK. I missed the bus, so i hold onto my guinea pig and fly. Sparky the guinea pig has a 23 foot wing span. i make it to school in time to go to my locker. I have a locker next to somebody with three eyes. I put on pink lipstick, oh wait my lips look the same SQUAK!! A cat wearing pigtails eating marshmallows walks by. SQUAK! Dang it! There goes Vancouver. The cat is thinking about eating marshmallows, wow i can read animal minds.
"Go fly back home and eat some carrots, Sparky!" I yell.
The cat starts going SQUAK! Wow that is already getting annoying SQUAK. what the SQUAK SQUAK SQUAK SQUAK KAUQS!! rhdfhkldfhssjsddfhjdfhjsdfdfdfdfSQUAKdfhhsdfhjsdfhjsdfhjfhjdfhjkSQUAKhjhsdfhfhfhfghfhSQUAK.
"How was your day?" I ask the person with three eyes?

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((When in doubt, type random letters. COOL!!!!!!!))
Actually got to school today, after going to a repaur shop for my wings, dodging a couple of sclices of french toast (i still don't know how those things got airborne), and a random guinea pig. My locker was filled with ectoplasm, and someone got ahold of what my code actually means, and my necromancy staff has turned rainbow stripy. Probably 8th graders. I dunno. @xfhjfgxhhgydgdxjbvhbdghvcuhggrfsqrdyukbohdjn vdfsygcuwrfcjgfdxhhrtshvcjhghfagcv ufushvcigccgvh hfhsffshghhxhgtiuggfhgjhvnbvnbvbnbvbbvbvb. I'm going to need a bucket, a toothbrush, an exorcist, and a candle. "Oh no." Said the bowl of petunias. "Not again..."

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3 sightings Alys Mirrak played by Katherinana
Student at dimensional kenmoor

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A student in Dimensional Kenmoor

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A slightly emo girl that goes to DK. She has short black hair and silver eyeshadow.

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My name does NOT indicate my nerdiness. (That I don't have.) Obviously.

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