Setting
This... Is... The battlefield! To join the fight, simply post something like "Willis has joined the battle." Make sure to catch a fish before you fight, so you dont get caught empty handed!
A cosmic battlefield surrounded by fish fille
Welcome to the battle field. To join the fight, simply post something like "Willis has joined the battle." Make sure to catch a fish before you fight, so you dont get caught empty handed!
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A cosmic battlefield surrounded by fish fille is a part of 
The Great Fish Slapping War.
4 Characters Here
Willis [0] Willis, the generic guy...
King Chabo [0] The Cosmic Space Monkey
Puff the magic dragon [0] The flying steed of Ard Ri Mac Doogle Blah Blah
Ard Ri Mac Doogle Blah Blah [0] The silly, hot tempered king of Ireland.
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Ard Ri Mac Doogle Blah Blah walks upon the battlefield. He wields his all time prize catch, the golden Tilapia. It can be thrown, and it will always return to him. In he other hand, he wields his other prize catch, the giant tuna. Weighing in at 500 LBS, he can only hold it by the magic spell cast upon his fishing gloves, giving his hands unlimited strength. His men all trail behind him, wielding fish.
"Who dares challenge the high king of Ireland to a fish slapping war! Come warriors, fight me, if you dare take the chance!" He yells, as a leaping salmon jumps out of the water and smacks his face.
Mac Doogle Blah Blah mounts his steed, puff the magic dragon, and prepares for the battle. A voice in the sky calls out "Let the fighting commence!"
"Who dares challenge the high king of Ireland to a fish slapping war! Come warriors, fight me, if you dare take the chance!" He yells, as a leaping salmon jumps out of the water and smacks his face.
Mac Doogle Blah Blah mounts his steed, puff the magic dragon, and prepares for the battle. A voice in the sky calls out "Let the fighting commence!"
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King Chibo enters the battlefield, lifting a huge mackerel out of the water. His huge, monkey arms test swing it a few times, and he walks up to Mac Doogle.
"Hoo hoo! I challenge you! Whats be your name?" Calls King Chibo.
"I am Ard Ri Mac Doogle Blah Blah, you silly monkey. The true high king of Ireland!" Mac Doogle Replies.
"Ha! You call yourself a king! Look at yourself... You don't even have a crown! I am King Chibo, king of the apes. Defend yourself!" Yells Chibo.
King Chibo begins to charge Mac Doogle, when he is hit with Mac Doogle's golden tilapia, falling over.
"What form of dark magic is this!" He screams. "Two can play at the game!"
He heaves his mackerel at Mac Doogle, nailing him in the head. His monkey strength causes it to knock Mac Doogle over, as he barrel rolls into the lake. He picks up an acid spitting salmon and crawls out of the water. As his hand hits the grass, it is stepped on by Mac Doogles dragon, puff the magic dragon. He feels a cold tuna hit his head, as he is knocked back in the water.
"Hoo hoo! I challenge you! Whats be your name?" Calls King Chibo.
"I am Ard Ri Mac Doogle Blah Blah, you silly monkey. The true high king of Ireland!" Mac Doogle Replies.
"Ha! You call yourself a king! Look at yourself... You don't even have a crown! I am King Chibo, king of the apes. Defend yourself!" Yells Chibo.
King Chibo begins to charge Mac Doogle, when he is hit with Mac Doogle's golden tilapia, falling over.
"What form of dark magic is this!" He screams. "Two can play at the game!"
He heaves his mackerel at Mac Doogle, nailing him in the head. His monkey strength causes it to knock Mac Doogle over, as he barrel rolls into the lake. He picks up an acid spitting salmon and crawls out of the water. As his hand hits the grass, it is stepped on by Mac Doogles dragon, puff the magic dragon. He feels a cold tuna hit his head, as he is knocked back in the water.
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Willis is sitting at home, sipping coffee, when a wormhole appears in its room.
"Eh... What harm can a wormhole do..." He calls, as he climbs in. He is immediately dumped off into a cosmic battlefield surrounded by fish filled water.
"I guess I'm supposed to hit people with fi..." he begins to say, but gets hit by the golden tilapia before he can finish. "Why you little..."
"Who be you!" Calls Mac Doogle.
"Willis." He replies
"What kind of king are you?" Asks Mac Doogle.
"Uh... King of my living room." He says sarcastically.
"You don't look like a king!" yells Mac Doogle. "Pick up a fish and fight me!"
Willis climbs back into his wormhole...
"I guess there was some sort of fish fight back there..." He says to himself.
"Eh... What harm can a wormhole do..." He calls, as he climbs in. He is immediately dumped off into a cosmic battlefield surrounded by fish filled water.
"I guess I'm supposed to hit people with fi..." he begins to say, but gets hit by the golden tilapia before he can finish. "Why you little..."
"Who be you!" Calls Mac Doogle.
"Willis." He replies
"What kind of king are you?" Asks Mac Doogle.
"Uh... King of my living room." He says sarcastically.
"You don't look like a king!" yells Mac Doogle. "Pick up a fish and fight me!"
Willis climbs back into his wormhole...
"I guess there was some sort of fish fight back there..." He says to himself.
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