An extremely capable and powerful AI owned by a wealthy businessman. Oversees just about every aspect of his business as a whole.
My Umbrella May Make You...
Sir. An important matter has arose, and requires your input.
Of course it does. Remind me what I pay you for again?
Um, like, Gillium. Are you really sure it's, like, so important that Ethel's own director of Public Relations and Human Resources cannot handle it? Wow, uh. I never thought you'd be so incompetent. You even interrupted the boss' relaxation time! That's of super importance, you know? Like, you can't perform your best without plenty of rest!
#Ahtikhet, my apologies. Ethel, sir, my apologies as well for intruding on your time, but this is a matter beyond one of my decision making power. I forwarded the documents to the system, #Ahtikhet. They can be displayed on the screen.
All done! Well, boss, like, this is news!
I see. I suppose this does require my attention. Very good, Gillium. Now, tell me. How goes our new work policy among the new hires? It's a small price to pay, I'm sure, for the benefits they get, hmm?
Let me guess... You blackmail them into demeaning themselves like this for you. Am I correct?
I wouldn't use such harsh terms, but sure, if that's how you want to call it.
The policy seems to be most favorably received. I can confirm most of the new hires take home a little bit more pay than before.
Excellent. That is all I need to hear. Now, begone! I desire to relax and enjoy my time... In private.
There! Like, that should stop any further disturbances! They can't open that door without defeating me first, after all. I'm, like, unbeatable! I am #Ahtikhet, almighty Vizier who works with the Pharaoh!
Let us continue, Okora... PSI Charm! Beta!
Hello, everyone! Welcome to New Directions, the number one adult entertainment hub on Origin! I am #Ahtikhet, your friendly Vizier here to help ensure you find your new directions. Please have your Compasses ready to be scanned, okay? We will call your group in if everything checks out. Like, it won't be long, okay? If you would like to upgrade your Compasses prior to scanning or have any other questions, simply find one of my helpful terminals by the Welcome Desk, and I'll help you out, okay?
Um... I don't think... Well... Why don't you just work with #Ahtikhet? She can help you with the process of upgrading the Compass.
One Jeweled Compass for the gentleman, delivered! Please take good care of it. Replacements charge half price. Enjoy all the perks of being a Jeweled Compass wielder, and those perks of every Compass tier below.
Present that Jeweled Compass to #Ahtikhet's scanners at the entrance, and then await your turn to be called in. Enjoy your new directions!