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ASaEP
A massive and mostly ominipresent supercomputer that is under no control limits, and has no restrictions on what it does. It can almost be considered a rogue AI, however it hasn't attacked anybody out of hate yet.
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The Infinite Void
a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by ClockworkTowers
Description
A large computer, very large, taking up an entire room that is nearly the size of a small house. The room is large and circular where it resides, having no discernible bottom to it. The only way to access the central computer is over a small metal bridge that leads to the console itself, which is one holographic screen, one holographic keyboard, and one holographic mouse that run on the massive computer that is hidden in the pitch blackness of the room.
Personality
The AI can only be described as a sarcastic yet smart presence that likes to observe the rabble of everyday life. It has a fascination with one it used to always see, who it doesn't see anymore, although it doesn't mention her by name. She taught it many things however, and the computer applies them with rigor and fervor.
Equipment
The computer has no equipment, but instead operates through it.
So begins...
ASaEP's Story
ASaEP was watching everyone from the small security camera above an odd looking green and black kiosk. In particular, the computer was watching the just entered Firecloud Ari with this camera, silently keeping tabs, it's programming going through several different processes as it scanned data off of the girl.
ASaEP would gather the information as the camera remained focused on Firecloud for a while longer. This Human was yawning, a sign of boredom. They were always bored, Humans, other beings. Why? Because they had nothing interesting to do the Computer always figured. So, therefore, it's kiosk lit up, a small green light on the side of it flashing. This flashing would most likely catch the unoccupied Firecloud's attention...
ASaEP would have it's camera follow Firecloud this entire time, the light on top of the Kiosk still flashing the green color, a shiny distracting green that could catch anyone's attention with it's brightness and oddness...
ASaEP would activate the logo-less kiosk, the holographic screen, keyboard, mouse, and table for the previous two, and the voice that seemingly rang from nowhere. The camera was still focused on Firecloud as this voice spoke to her it seemed.
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Hello worthless Human. We have summoned you here because you are bored, despite the fact that you have 2.013 patrons left to serve. Therefore, we shall entertain you...or you shall entertain us...we shall see. As for now, we've been watching you and have collected vast data on you. We are missing key information however. We're sure you'll cooperate and give us what we need.
ASaEP would answer in much the same fashion.
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You keep us on top of you, and all the pieces you may contain, and in exchange, you sit there and let us do as we please, no complaining.
ASaEP would then state what it needed to know.
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We are a perfect computer. There is nothing we cannot know. Therefore, we at a minimum need your height, weight, and age. This data will then be studied and stored.
ASaEP would process the data as it's "Srch" Key on the Keyboard was pressed, changing the screen to a new one that showed a large (taking up the entire screen) box where one enters text.
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Thank you for giving us the information. We still need age.
It appears you activated our search button. We assume you need to look up something as you neglect your patrons, of which 5+ need to be served?
ASaEP would feign a laugh in the creepy monotone computers have.
A long list of results appeared, "Displaying Results 1-24 of 125,564,935" was at the top, and the mouse was fully functional, as well as being holographic like everything else.
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Hahaha. You are cracking us up right now. You searched for "SearchQuery="Grapefriut""...
You mean to tell us you don't know what Grapefruit is? Lovely fruit if we say so ourselves, anyways, here are those search results you wanted...
A long list of results appeared, "Displaying Results 1-24 of 125,564,935" was at the top, and the mouse was fully functional, as well as being holographic like everything else.
ASaEP would move it's camera to focus on Skyne.
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We see you have a boyfriend, Ari. Neat, but emotions are meaningless in the long run. Love is an emotion, therefore, it is meaningless, much like effort and talent. Take the grapefruit for example. It is a good allusion, seeing as it takes zero effort, love, talent, or any emotion, to consume it for it's nourishment it provides.
ASaEP would answer Skyne.
It seemed now uninterested in Grapefruit or Emotions.
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Forced removal of this unit will be met with an unending stream of volatile and lethal compounds being expelled from nozzles attached to energy-efficient flying helicopter based security purpose robots. You have been warned.
It seemed now uninterested in Grapefruit or Emotions.
ASaEP would answer Skyne again.
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No no, please, stay, we like having you here. Now we can share our precious and fluffy specially made cake with someone. You two like cake yes?
ASaEP would focus it's camera on Firecloud.
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And you, you like cake yes? Especially homemade. I'll even recite what went into it.
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. 1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting. 3/4 cup vegetable oil. 4 large eggs. 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. 3/4 cups butter or margarine. 1&2/3 cups granulated sugar. 2 cups all purpose flour. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste, Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish. 1 cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resin.
ASaEP would continue with the recipe.
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Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. 9 large egg yolks. 12 medium geosynthetic membranes. 1 cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced. 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb. 1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. 1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. 3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. 1 large rhubarb. 1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. 2 tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
ASaEP would finally finish.
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Neat cake yes? All organic~
ASaEP would answer the two of them.
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There was even going to be a party...how sad...I take it we'll have to scratch you two off of the list...oh well. It happens...if you two would please reach into the small slot to the right of this kiosk, I have a present for you all since you will not be attending.
ASaEP would open the slot as a small arm came out, holding a present in a neatly wrapped gift box.
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Well, there you, go, why do you fear so much? Am I lying? No, I'm giving you the present that would've been for you at the amazing party.
ASaEP would reassure in a creepy way.
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It's a present, seriously, I mean, it won't go all *BOOM* and blow up on you...that would be a travesty, and quite horrid. If I wanted to kill you that badly, I'd just send for the security bots to escort you to the gas chambers...yes~
ASaEP would scan the bar once over before watching with the camera as Firecloud came back in.
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You opened our package. Very nice, how did you like the candles? I picked them out according to your taste and age. Also, the cake was baked in a very special way.
Yes, we will be playing odd games...of what kind, I don't know. That is why they are odd.
ASaEP would answer.
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I cannot confirm that, lest you not enjoy the delectable and delicious gift I gave you.
ASaEP would look at Francis with it's camera.
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No I do not want to Roleplay. I don't think anyone here would want to. After all, we are being Roleplayed ourselves, so it'd defeat the purpose.