The thirteenth hour struck, and the spirit of chaos stepped out into the crowded street. Discord wore the mask of an older man with slick grey hair and a sharp goatee. He crookened the polka dotted tie that hung from his mismatched tweed jacket and tippity-tapped the sidewalk with his decorative cane. A mischievous glint sparkled in his yellow slitted eyes, but it was tempered with a dastardly cunning that could cut glass.
“It’s been pretty boring here recently. How about we…
shake things up a bit…”
Discord kicked a pebble with his shiny leather shoe. It flew into the crowd, bounced off a big-wig executive’s briefcase, and rolled into traffic. A car hit the pebble, ricocheting it into a windshield. Though it caused no damage to the glass, the driver was distracted for the split second required for him to rear end another vehicle in front of him. The other driver, in a panic, swerved into a light pole.
The light pole teetered, rusty bolts finally giving way in the collision, and fell like a metallic tree across the intersection. Cars skid and dodged the fallen pole, smashing into other vehicles. Drivers shouted obscenities and horns blared. A few jumped from their cars and strutted about each other like featherless roosters aching for a fight.
“Ahh…” Discord inhaled deeply through his nose. “That’s more like it. A paltry appetizer, though.
There’s far more work that needs doing.”