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Cretin

A harpy-fairy whose 'time of the month' really does change her entirely.

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a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by Cloasse

Description

Eighty-seven percent of the year, Cretin is a sweet, adorable little fairy with only a few minor concerns: daisies, nests and 'mean, ugly or stupid giants'.

However, where there is good, there must be some balance in the negative. Cretin's negative appears not when she is angered or otherwise in a clichéd situation that may prompt an 'evil side'. Not at all! Cretin's 'negative' features come to light only during her 'monthlies'. These 'monthlies' last approximately a week, and occur mid-month. During these times, Cretin is referred to as a harpy-fairy, occasionally projecting the image of being vicious, with fangs and various other nasty, pointy bits.

Devious and mischievous throughout this 'period', it is best to remain wary of the tiny creature, whose magical strength is increased by raging hormones (as is her flirtatious side).

So begins...

Cretin's Story

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Cretin was sitting behind the glass of an ever present clock, quite happily attempting to cling to the second hand for long enough to get up to the number twelve. "C'mon! I have to catch up with time!" the high-pitched fairy squeaked, although it was unlikely for anyone to hear her behind the glass. "I have to catch up with time!"

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Cretin pouted at the second hand, stamping a foot before moving to the glass and tapping on the thin material. "Hello!" she shrieked at the very, very large creatures she could see. "Ginormous people!"

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Cretin wiped at her eyes with a corner of her handkerchief-dress. "Now I'll never catch up with time," the tiny being wailed, secluded away in the wall-hanging clock as she was.

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Cretin pressed her face up against the glass, nose pushed up and little palms either side of her flattened cheeks.

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Cretin stuck her tongue out at the being Kyuanna, eyes crossed and nose pushed up against the glass of the wall clock. "Bleh."

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Cretin cackled at Kyuanna's failure. Her own delicate wings were fluttering happily behind her, but without the energy to lift the tiny being off the surface she was settled on. She stuck her tongue out further at Kyuanna, waggling her nose and hands from behind the thin layer of glass over the clock face.

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Cretin pouted. She'd been having so much fun sticking her tongue out at the stupid giants! "I'm trying to chase time!" she announced, voice most likely inaudible considering that the tiny fairy was the space between the face of the wall clock and the glass protecting the hands.

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Cretin was bored attempting to catch the second hand in order to get to the number twelve, and so she looked most pleased with herself when she wiggled her bum and appeared outwith the clock.

"Ta-dah!" she squealed.

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Cretin floated about in the air, little wings fluttering like the ground was on fire. "Look at all of 'em giants!" she squealed, thoroughly amused with this new place. "Ooh! A nest!" With that, the tiny fairy wafted down the land on Meldraenei's head.

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Cretin squeaked, arms flailing. "Don't eat me, you silly giant! I was making a nest! I was gonna live on your huge head!"

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Cretin wailed and shrieked and screamed. It sounded like a little whistle being blown in Meldraenei's hands.

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Character Portrait: Cretin Cretin says,
 "No, no, no! Don't eat me! I like being alive! Nests are fun to build in hair!"

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Cretin waved her arms around again, wailing still. "I wanna make a nest to sleep in!"

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Cretin shook her head emphatically. "No! No eating little fairies! Bad giant! Bad!" she scolded.

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Cretin shook her head emphatically. "No! No eating little fairies! Bad giant! Bad!" she scolded.

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Cretin squeaked triumphantly and fluttered up to Fatum's eye level, shaking her minutely wrinkled wings out. She landed on the man's nose, hugging it. "You're a big, nice giant!"

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Cretin grinned, wings flitting again as she moved to settle down onto the female, Meldraenei's head. "Nest!"

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Cretin pouted, moving to flutter away from Meldraenei. "Liked that giant's hair, too," she grumbled, scouting for another possible nest.

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Cretin made a very shrill noise, clapping her hands happily. A shake of her bum later, the fairy reappeared over Nadim's head and flopped onto his hair. "Nest!"

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Cretin flitted back into the room following her momentarily departure (those horrid unfinished windows had managed to sweep the poor fairy right out of the room!) and happily swooped around above the patrons, searching for someone with some nice hair to make a nest in. "Here, giants, giants, giants... Here, giants... Come on! Who's a good giant?"