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Jesus H. Christ

The J-man. Can turn water into wine, raise the dead, and other Jesus-y stuff.

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a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by crazybilliscrazy

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Jesus H. Christ's Story

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Jesus H. Christ enters the bar, removing his sunglasses for a moment to wink at all of the ladies. He then puts them back on and struts into the bar.

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Jesus H. Christ looked around, "What happened to the tower?"

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Jesus H. Christ shrugs. "Whatever, I can still get drunk here I guess."

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Jesus H. Christ rolls a joint and begins smoking it. "Sup 80s God?"

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Jesus H. Christ takes a hit of the burning bush. "oh shit! Thats the chronic!"

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Jesus H. Christ passes the branch to the bush. "Here. Hit this."

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Jesus H. Christ lights a joint on the burning bush.

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Jesus H. Christ nods. "I do."

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Jesus H. Christ laughs at God's joke. "That was wonderful."

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Jesus H. Christ exhales his hit and sighs. "sure, 80's God."

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Jesus H. Christ upwards nods to Muhammad. "Sup, bitch?"

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Jesus H. Christ laughs, shaking his head. "I thought dinosaurs weren't real. Fossils fake in order to test peoples faith and shit?"

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Jesus H. Christ raises an eyebrow at 80's God. "Damn. Didn't have to get mean..."

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Jesus H. Christ nods. "Putting Plastic Wrap on the Pharoah's toilet seat..."

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 “ "Yeah, but Buddah's chill." ”

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Jesus H. Christ nods. "Yeah, he's pretty chill."

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Jesus H. Christ points towards Kohana. "How about her?"

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Jesus H. Christ raised an eyebrow at Fianna. "Why do you have a stick up your ass?"

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Jesus H. Christ shrugs. "So?"

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 “ "I'm not really seeing a problem here." ”