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Joan of Arc

Name: ?? This guy, yes guy, who calls himself by the name Joan of Arc. He is very smart intellectually, but horrible in wisdom. He tends to ask people if they are virgins or not.

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a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by RolePlayGateway

Description

Old DnD character that was very fun to use.

History

Me: *rolls a 7*
DM: Heh, where you putting that stat.
Me: ... Aren't you going to let me re-roll that? >> Like you did the 8 for Chris.
DM: Nope.
Me: ...
Chris the Barb: That's kinda mean.
DM: So where is it going?
Me: You'll regret this.
DM: No, I won't.
Me: Wisdom.
DM: In Wisdom? She is going to have a 7 wisdom?
Me: He.
DM: He? Why a he? We already have so many he...
Me: Regretting it?
DM: No. What's his name?
Me: Joan of Arc.
DM: ... So it is a she?
Me: He. 7 wisdom, remember?
DM: ... Okay, what class is he?
Me: Warlock.
DM: Okay, lets start the adventure...

***starting***

DM: You come to a city that is floating in the clouds, a flying boatman is willing to let you take his ride for a fee. After agreeing and flying up to the city, a conversation starts up. "Where ye be from travelers?"
Me: "France."
DM: "Where be France?"
Me: "... I'm not sure, are you a virgin?"
DM: "... No."
Me: "Ah, damn..." *takes out a live chicken from the cloak*
DM: "What are you doing?"
Me: Science. *drops the chicken in attempt to make it land on another ferries head, 16, hit, boat crashes into another one, chaos*
Barb: "Haha, oh wow."
LG Cleric: "...*grumble*"
DM: *watches* "Get off my boat.
Me: "That's cool, I can fly." *casts flight*
Cleric: "Wait, we paid for you and you can fly?!"
Me: "Huh?"
DM: ((You can fly?))
Me: ((For 24 hours, yeah.))
DM: ((What?!))
Me: ((Hey, you let me roll Warlock.))
DM: ((...))
Me: ((Regretting it yet?))


***


DM: Your party beats the ship full of pirates with ease, especially the warlock who was just flying out of the range of there swords.
Me: ((Haha! Teach them not to buy bows!))
DM: One remains alive, only slightly hurt. He is unarmed after the ordeal and begs for his life.
Barb: "Let's kill him."
Cleric: "No! He is unarmed!"
Me: "Wait, wait. I got this." *walks up to the pirate, speaking very seriously* "We have killed your captain, your fellow crew, and now it is only you and us. I only have one question for you: Are you a virgin?"
DM: The rusty old pirate gives you an odd look, "Um... yes?"
Barb: "... Eh?"
Cleric: "..."
Me: "Oh thank the gods! Finally a virgin! This city is horrible, not even the little kids are virgins! Everyone said they were not, gods finally!" *takes out a dagger and stabs him in the gut* "I sacrifice him to my god!" *guy dies*
Barb: "Aw... I wanted to..."
Cleric: "What?! No! You did not just sacrifice him to your god! What are you doing?! What evil god do you worship?!"
Me: "Huh? Moradin?"
Cleric: "The god of dwarves? You're human... and he is good!"
Me: "Yes, but everyone knows that Moradin is just a front for Wee Jas."
Cleric: "What?!"
Barb: "Haha! Oh wow!"
DM: ((*Is uncontrollably laughing.*))
Barb: ((*Is as well.*))
Cleric: ((*Not amused,* Wait, isn't your warlock chaotic good?!))
Me: ((Yeah, he just doesn't know any better.))

So begins...

Joan of Arc's Story

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The expanse of the void was endless, and he just wanted a beer, anything good and strong, and it didnt just matrialise out of nothing. So how to get out of the endless expanse of a rather beautiful endless flower meadow was actually rather nice. It was not often he got to really just wander a flower meadow, and as beautiful as it was, there had to be a door or a window or something.

Finally finding what looked like a door frame, with no visible door per sei, he tried going through it, like it was a opening in a fence, and promptly smacked into a door panel with a hard thud. The dragon saw he couldnt fit through the door but it was infact a door. Dust was on the ground among the beautiful flowers but he felt he should not disturb the dust, it was after all possible that someone had distributed family ashes there. And just being there made the dragon shift form to his human asize and get to his knees, bowing three times towards a nearby small pile of void dust before getting to his feet.

Turning back to the door frame he found the4 handle. But something made him halt. Where there others looking for the door that he had just found ?

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Fesna gave a final pitiful sob, wiped her nose on Kragum's shoulder, and looked to where he was pointing.

There was a door, and it was closing.

She didn't even think twice grabbing Kragum's hand and barreling for the door.

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Shael blinked, and he found himself somewhere he did not expect. His memory was fuzzy as if he had awoken from a half-remembered dream.

“Hello?” He called out to the emptiness. “I’m afraid I’m a bit lost, and I don’t remember how I got here.”

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A tall skeletal figure wandered the void. Zal’hagun scanned the impenetrable darkness with fleshless eyes that glowed with necromantic energy. His ancient robes, worn and tattered yet still bearing an air of nobility, flowed behind him.

“Well…” He hissed into the nothingness. “This is… problematic.”

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Leon dropped his shot glass and reached for his revolver. How did he get here? He listened carefully for any sound in the pervasive darkness. His teeth clenched in frustration.

“I don’t have time for this. Need to find a way out…”

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Elanna Torres opened her eyes after what seemed like an eternity. She didn't remember how she got here, and she didn't seem to know where she was at, drifting in an infinite void. She ran her hands on her body, the polished leather of her sam browne, and the sleek casing of her disruptor. She reached into a leather pouch, and clicked on a small LED flashlight, shining it into the void.