Lesley Rominov's Story

Well with that set to the side. The Woodland Elf would place her bag upon the Counter, well so she didn't have to keep it strapped on her arm regardless. However those somewhat bloodshot eyes would advert to Varius..well seeing he 'was' the Repair Guy who was serving drinks earlier.

Oi. Can you get me some Coffee..? Black please..shouldn't be that difficult to make.

Which it wasn't really, however it seemed someone..wait what the hell was a Nymph..? Lesley wasn't certain if this person was speaking to someone else or the Woodland Elf in question..she was sitting at the Counter so there shouldn't really be any problems now shouldn't there.

Oi! I know someone who works Bartender here but there on vacation.

Now to wake up..well slowly but surely really. Though first she would check her bag now, well to make sure nothing was stolen.

Coffee! Oh God yes sweet relief, however it seemed she removed a small red and white sphere with a small button in the center- proceeding to press the button and the sphere or ball in question expanding in right hand.

Thanks~ I'll be sure to pay for it afterwards, need a few moments to wake up first.

Which was true, her brain was somewhat fried..she was exhausted damn it!

I'll be sure to give them the heads up if they don't..I mean you deserve the extra pay.

Especially working in a place like this..heavens the risk factors that proved. Anyhow..it seemed she looked towards the one who spoke of...Stories...? A brow being raised now.

Wait..was the Coffee Girl he referring to Lesley?

Eh...? Are you speaking to me...or..? Well if so..none in particular really, any kind of story...

A Yawn would seem to follow- the Woodland Elf seeming to place the sphere on the counter...it opening and a red light would proceed to pour out onto the Counter in question..leaving some odd manner of light brown and black creature with a maw extending on the back of its head..well standing there.

Make that two Coffee's really, I'll pay for both.

However it seemed before reaching for her coffee she'd bag the Sphere and gently move to pick the creature up like one did a child.

Well then she was 'Coffee Girl then it seemed.

Goodness it sounds like yer quite the busy bugger. This Job, working a temporary job as Bartender, meeting someone...goodness..

The Elf would yawn as she stroked the small Creatures head, the creature glancing up at the Elf though not making any manner of noise.

Don't worry El, I get yer coffee to. Sorry for keeping you locked up in there longer then you should of been..nodded off again.

It seemed she got another Coffee now, though she gently picked the mug up and handed it to the smaller creature..who seemed to flutter its eyes before anxiously grasping the mug in question..though the Elf would go to pick her own up afterwards.

Thank you~

Wait here...story, well so the Woman was going to tell a story it seemed...?

Well that was quite a...Story, well one hell of a sad story! I mean he was betrayed and forced to kill his Friend of all things, while the fucker got away with it all and he merely just killed some manner of Robot. Lesley couldn't really retort to much of what had been said, she's had hard times but she's never really went through anything like that.

Damn dude..that's fucking..depressing...like damn! I know what betrayal feels like, hell got the scars to prove it but still...having to kill them...

She would sigh at this, well it was a good story regardless.

However the small Creature or 'Pokemon', it did and didn't grasp the Story completely, after all it seemed to be nothing more then an animal from their perspectives, one that could hold..let alone drink from a coffee cup- its second maw or the one extending from the back of its head seeming to be laying against its back like hair did..well seeing it mimicked hair obviously. However it finally cooled the contents in the coffee and attempted to sip the coffee or liquid inside. Though it seemed upon Walter- well the loud Cockatoo scared the poor creature. Its eyes being wide as it practically froze in place, those long ears on the sides of its head standing straight up.

Well that was good! Seeing he slayed the fucker in the end it seemed.

Well Congrats on that! I hope you tortured his ass and made him shit himself.

She would however pause before sipping her coffee once more, goodness she was being a bit slow again though she could blame her terrified Pet, the poor thing distracted mostly because the sharp teeth in the maw where jabbing her gut do to it suddenly opening. And then it seemed someone was cry now..well that was..well it hurt her ears rather badly.

Ow..Ow..Ow..stop..stop..stop, El stop damn it!

Well yes she was yelling at her 'Pet' now, she didn't need the maw to close and well take a chunk out of her!

However the Creature paused, it realized what it was doing before turning back to glance at its Owner..the small creature would remove its maw..before closing it and the maw falling back against its small frame like hair, goodness it really needed to pay more attention to things..however it did glance at the...Child who was crying with moderate concern.

And then came that Cockatoo...goodness if it weren't for the creature being tamed and having a moderate understanding of how Human Culture worked it would of tried to eat it, after all the creature was a strong eater of meats both cooked and raw.

However Lesley did wave in return to the Yoshi

Would begin to laugh at this now- well yes that did.

Oh fuck that's cool! But that dat does fucking count~

She would offer in comply it seemed- well it seemed the Child was calming down now..which was a relief it seemed and it meant she could sip her coffee more! Anyhow her attention would advert to the Creature in her lap, seeming genuinely relieved when well..its teeth weren't sunk into her stomach- however she did move to gently stroke its head though the Elf was paying attention or attempt to..to anything that was generally said. Anyhow..it seemed- well it cleared someone was somewhat self absorbed at the moment, really one couldn't assume another didn't understand especially in a place like Gambit's...anyhow.

Eh I do have to admit that's one awesome fucking Fedora is awesome..god I really need to wake up, eh El..?

Well she was speaking to her pet at the end on that part.

Aw! The Nice Lady or Lilith was leaving now! The Woodland Elf would seem to frown now it seemed.

Aw. Bye Lady! Its been nice..somewhat talking to you.

Really she wished she could of talked more but getting distracting like she did now wasn't fun at times.

Ha! I think that Bird wants them so badly~

The Elf would seem to beam now.

Well still I'm guessing he's shat himself as he plummeted to the ground like a bitch~

She would offer in comply it seemed, though it seemed it went onto the Fedora thing.

Quite welcome. But I can see why! Also that's fine, I mean I have my awesome beret at home.

She would offer in comply it seemed.

I knew that! You'd look weird without it. But eh I doubt there's any others like it. Yers is quite special~

Which was...anyway! Then it seemed the Girl went to a 'dark' corner, really she was such a sad sap..it made the Elf's eyes roll.

However it seemed the small creature or the Mawile would glance back up at Lesley though back towards the man named Varius. Really all it could do was listen and stare it seemed, only Lesley could understand what it thought or 'said' however..which was somewhat agitating to say the least. However it partly opened its mouth...though Lesley would raise a brow looking down at the creature.

Oh calm down now, I know you wish people could know what yer thinking...though attempting to speak to them might drive them up the wall, cause ya know to them it only sounds like yer repeating yer species name or..something...weird noises...I promise I'll see if there's a way to teach ya how to speak or something.

Hey Lesley was trying, really it was only Myths or a mutations..so far.

Would seem to nod firmly at this.

I like Ronnie too! I've never met a Bird that's this amusing..well maybe one...

She would pause for a moment, seeming to chuckle at this.

Ha! You would...really I mean you'd be like someone who had long hair suddenly shaving it all off. However if you think you stick out, try being barely five feet tall and have ears longer then a tall Mans middle fingers! I look like one of Santa's rejected Elves~

The Elf would seem to beam now, really she was..well enjoyable conversation it seemed.

However- well it seemed the Bird would repeat what was said..which even made the Mawile laugh now! Yes the Creature was laughing at what the Bird had just said.. though it seemed the Man who was the butt of the jokes wasn't too pleased with it..well anyone who was the butt of anyone's jokes wasn't generally happy.

Would seem to grin now! Hell even her pet or the Mawile was entirely curious what was under his fedora! "Oho..? Well I'm half tempted to remove that fedora of yours just to see whats under it~" She would seem to beam now, oh yes one could see the temptation to enact what she said in her eyes now. "Ha. You'd be the first then, I mean aren't Elves supposed to be all tall and shit..?" She would however pause for a moment...proceeding to laugh now. "Well I'll have to beat them then, I mean in the weird scale! Cause being weird is fun...but a talking Boulder is pretty freaking weird..have you ever seen a Harpy..? Especially a Colorful one..?" She would incline in question...or seemed to incline in question.

Then there was a talking Dragon. The Mawile would seem to stare, well yes the light brown and black creature with a maw on the back of its head which mimicked a ponytail or hair was staring at the 'Dragon' which could speak, this perplexed El!

Seemed even more tempted now! Oh yes she often didn't something when she was told 'no'. "Oh common, I'm curious now! I mean telling me I can't isn't a very good idea. This Elf is silly like that~" Lesley seemed quite happy, she was always happy or..cursing her brains out at someone who pissed her off gravely. "Well..that makes me glad I'm the first Elf ya met! So I'm guessing my kind's also mentioned in Legend too then...?" She would seem to incline in question before pausing for a moment. "Ah! Rio! Yes she was rather perplexed about that for a while, though her Dad sort of won't really let her come here as often. She got attacked by a bunch of Thugs." She would seem to offer in comply- wait did someone say...well that was...different! Anyhow.

The Mawile merely 'eyed' the Bird for the moment, well seeing it was such a curious and colorful Creature however it did look back up at Varius..seeming to go unnoticed by anyone but her Owner it seemed..though the inability to commune with anyone else but its owner now. Though seeing this occurrence it decided to place the Mug on the Counter...and simply slide off Lesley's...though glancing up at the Elf for a moment.

Lesley would only jump now it seemed as a result. "Oh fuck! I'm so sorry El..I got distracted! But er..sure you can look around if you want, I promise I'll make it up to ya- but um..hey Fedora Man..this is..El..my friend...?" Well she would introduce the Mawile to the Awesome Fedora Wearing Repair Man.

Would seem to beam again or er smile. "Ha! Yes Rio. Also well I'm certain yer Pa would shit himself if he knew you where talking to one now!" She noted, she loved seeing peoples reactions when something they thought was a Myth ended up being real. "Er yes she did, you know how they are..attacking the innocent and weak..and well Rio isn't very strong, poor thing was hysterical...and well that with an overprotective Dad who's a Cop..not pretty." Well the Thugs aren't around anymore and the last moments of their lives surely sucked ass.

However the tiny Creature would seem to freeze up, its large hues staring up at the one named Varius...- seeming to make a weird...well it squeaked- a strange attempted at talking would follow but mostly what appeared to be..'noises' or 'baby talking' no words but an attempt. "Er..she can't talk Human..being a Pokemon after all, but she said 'er greetings Varius Dark..' and I think there was stuttering...I didn't know you where the shy type El! And here I thought you where like me when it came to meeting people!" Though she would pause for a moment- wait a Genie...oh fuck! Well she didn't expect to see him again, though she didn't really recollect what..happened..really, Gaming fries the brain.

Raised a brow- moving to poke the Males forehead. "Oi, you gotta speak up. I may be an Elf but I can't hear ya when you mutter silly~" She would seem to beam at this though pausing. "Er...claws don't work on Guns..and her bones are sort of...hallow..? You know..being a Bird and all..sort of why her Pa's over protective, she's like glass sometimes!" She would- well it was true, Lesley needed to less 'rough' with the poor dear and more...well like she was with a child. However the Mawile or El.

Well the Creature would huff it seemed, if it could speak it would be chatting up a storm! And be getting stared at awkwardly. "Indeed they can. This little Lady surprises me all the time, she's attempting to learn how to cook~ I blame letting her watch TV." She would pause, well it seemed it wasn't just her now. "I swear I seen that bugger somewhere before...like its...fucking...whatever that term is called...really.."

Would proceed to laugh now, well she was trying to keep the mood up for the moment. "If you say so Silly Fedora Man! Don't mind if the Silly Little Elf is prying." She would offer in comply it seemed. Though the whole Genie thing- well she swore she seen the thing from somewhere really, so it plagued her mind now.

"Yea...it..is- also er..she's learning but not yet, El is a smart cookie so she'll learn soon." Though the Mawile would seem to pause, eyes narrowing as it proceeded to huff. The Creature would remain close to Lesley's feet, those hues drifting towards the other Patrons..goodness even El thought she was more..eccentric then this!

Would seem to grin now. "Then expect me to pry that non open book open, I'm very good at getting people to open up~ Though I'm also good at being awesome~" That was Lesley and her ego speaking, but her ego was often quite likeable even if it was obnoxious. "Yes. Yes it is! For something most consider a brainless Animal or Pet. Pokemon are very bright creatures." She would pause for a moment- blinking at what he said next, the Mawile also seem to blink, though looking back up at Lesley then back towards the Man...though it wasn't what she said..she did nod firmly. "Hey! I do too give you plenty of praise! I also spoil her rotten too! Though I need to start treating my other Pokemon better...though feeding them is killing my wallet.." A Sigh would follow now.

Would take that as a challenge it seemed. "Ha. That makes it much more fun now~ I love a good challenge." The Elf would seem to beam again. Though the Mawile or 'El' seemed offended by being called an it, even taken back now. "She doesn't like being called an it...but yes I do agree, its scary to think what they'd do if they grew up being educated like Humanoids." She would however reach down to pick up the Creature once more, propping El on her lap before petting the creatures second maw which mimicked hair or a large ponytail. "Yes..it seems that way..but still! I do praise her allot." The Elf would huff now, the Mawile merely rolled her eyes at that..though Lesley paused. "Eh...um like...six...? I had more but I let some of em go or sent them to a Professor." So feeding six on a tight budget wasn't fun, especially seeing the prices on food was going up recently.

El seemed contended with the petting of the hair..maw, well like a Cat really, even blinking lazily it seemed. "Ha. Why thank you...Varius- also I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Lesley!" She would seem to beam again...clearly. Though the Creature or Mawile would seem to narrow those hues at Varius, tilting her head to the side and even folding those tiny arms it seems. "Er..she says you better be sorry..silly El." Though she would pause for a moment, chuckling now. "She thanks you though, cause she's clearly a 'pretty girl' and not an it according to her." The Elf found that amusing it seemed, well she always found what the creature said amusing. "Yes.. I have six- but er thanks..not as many as most but I still am proud of it. But er you are lucky on that part..they love expensive stuff, I blame the little lady sharing her food with them..right El..?" She would raise a brow now...the Mawile would however- well she felt bad about doing that, she just wanted to show off what she got to eat to the others!

Though it seemed there was an armored...creature in the Bar or..Man. Well the Elf would raise a brow now, heavens she hasn't seen one of those in a while!

Well fuck. Of all the Creatures, People or Entities to show up it seemed HE out of all of them would return abruptly. Well seeming to make even a Void Reaver look like some bitch with that manner of entry he had..or it had made! This left Lesley and even El to stare with their mouths agape.

Holy fuck, speak of the...well Devil doesn't work.

Really it didn't work here...Joker..Zombie..Crazy..?

"Eh...? Well....Well yes I do know yer name already...but damn that was crazy!" The Lass would seem to laugh now.

Well actually that was fucking awesome. Hah I wish I had my phone on me damn it, people would fucking freak out.

Though she would pause for a moment

Sadly El was still somewhat frozen, though the Small Creature would shake its head- snapping too..though blinking up at Varius upon what he said.

Well it seems you have the little lady bewildered~ But yes...pretty much...also I work at a Gas Station." She would offer in comply, really it didn't pay much..not at all...anyhow it seemed some 'crazy' with..well sharp teeth was chanting...Human..?

Eh..? Well I do think I seen something like that now..

Yawns. Well today was surely a somewhat, well today sucked! Having to work a Night, Day, and then another Night..practically back to back. Honestly that had to be the most exhausting five days in her entire life..anyhow the Woodland Elf would seem to be perched upon a stool- bag on the Counter though her right hand seemed to keep a grip on the handle..well so no one could steal it from her..anyhow.

Damn today seems to be rather busy...

Flowers...Flowers! How the hell where 'those' things growing without dirt..? Well that really 'killed' the Woodland Elves mood..how was she going to eat with 'Weeds' everywhere..? They where pretty and all but had no place in a Pub..odd for an 'Elf' of all creatures to be thinking this.

However Lesley did seem to smash any that would grow near her selected spot at the Counter, well she needed something to vent her rage on really.

Damn it! Make them go- What the fawk!

Well this was to the...whole well the Man with the Mic suddenly yelling..wait advertising..? When did they do that anymore..?

Though a thick brow would be raised it seemed.

Fuck. And I have to fucking work..bah oh well I'll read about it er something.

Also agreed strongly! Hell Lesley felt her somewhat now limited braincells die 'every time' she had come here.

Eh I agree, I've been here all fucking day and it hasn't gotten much better.

Well Lesley was HORRIBLY bored and she needed to put her input into things, rather she 'had' too..nothing else better to do anyhow.

Believe this 'Jacob' would of stood out with an IQ over five..however the Woodland Elf would seem to scowl for the moment, she hadn't eaten anything today so her stomach- well it was bitching at her like it did when it wanted food. However a brow was raised upon a Middle-Aged Mans entry...well at-least they seemed..somewhat normal along with their entrance! Aside from the fact that he appeared to be 'freakishly tall' from the Elf's perspective.

However- well it seemed they wanted Whiskey..Sour at that, sadly Lesley was no Bartender.

Oi. You should use the Holographic Menu thing, I don't think we got any live staff present..the only one I know of is on vacation.

The Elf would pause for a moment- well ignoring the destruction would prove to be...problematic but the Elf was rather skilled at being VERY ignorant.

Well. You rarely see 'Fat' People, heavens did Lesley feel like a midget for once in her life, though this is partially to blame do to hanging around her own kind or sticking to the safe haven of her RV or Mobile Home. However it was clearly obvious a conversation even if its brief went on amongst...well honestly she didn't keep track, rather she reverted from attempting to make jokes about the Mans rings..seeing he was fat..they where golden..the first thing came to mind was 'Onion Rings'..anyhow!

The Elf would seem to snicker momentarily to herself, clearing her throat before attempting to order something...maybe a Irish Cream with a kick, something sweet but not watered down- wait well...she really felt like a bloody midget!

[quote]Eh...? What are ya talking about Tall Guy! Of course I want to be here, I want my bloody Irish Cream and food!" Well yes she did, rather she seemed to abruptly punch in an order for a Bacon Angus Cheddar Burger with Grilled Chicken and Eggs..yes she wanted that with barbeque sauce instead of ketchup. However if there's one thing the Elf didn't care for..it was being treated like a child.

Yawned. Well that was finally over it seemed! Which left Lesley somewhat relieved in the end. However the Woodland Elf would reach into her bag..seeming to grasp a small red and white sphere before clicking what appears to be a small button on it, the sphere expanding before the Elf's hues drifted towards the seemingly 'empty' Pub..it wasn't certain to if she was the only other person left or if one or two remained. Regardless she would drop the sphere upon the Counter- it opening and a red light seeming to expand outward- though quickly forming into an odd light brown and black creature with a maw that mimics hair on the back of its head seeming to stand on the Counter top..the Elf quickly retrieving the sphere and shoving it back into her bag.

There we go El. Its all safe for ya to come out now, maybe we can get something to drink and eat now!

Well it seemed her 'false hope' of things being a little more 'peaceful' was dashed. Especially with, well it seemed someone was speaking rather highly of themselves or slowly pressing things towards a situation that would result in the Bar taking more damage..that and more pointless violence seeming to sputter forth in a chaotic manner.

The Woodland Elf would merely scowl momentarily, picking up the Small Creature as she attempted to keep her attention elsewhere. Her Logic would..well keep her alive for the most part, well if it honestly worked. How else would she get anything to drink or eat in this damned place?

Alright El, this is yer first time dealing with this sort of crap...no pretend the conversation is about something else! Like..flowers or something.

Well she was clearly speaking to the small Brown and Black Creature..who merely blinked in comply, well it didn't understand why Lesley asked this of it.

Would proceed to yawn- now it seemed that the 'Madness' would finally settle down. However, well Lesley was entirely too tired to really quote what had just happened a few seconds or minutes ago. Rather it seemed someone was singing something, the Woodland Elf could only blink momentarily before she glanced down at El or the odd manner of brown and black creature with a maw that mimicked a long ponytail on the back of its head.

Eh..? Did I miss something or sumthin?

The Lass would seem to blink momentarily before moving- well actually she didn't really move..she more so thought on what she wanted to eat and drink.