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Lionel the Gnome

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a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by TheNoremac42

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On a nearby branch, the mysterious and infamous Lionel the Gnome materialized. His face bore an eternal mischievous sneer as he observed the other beings.

"Ohhhh, I love doggies!" he glared at Wolfenstein, never ceasing in his sneer. "I love throwing them into the river in a sack!"

The setting changes from The Hidden Glen to Gambit's Bar

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On a nearby shelf, the mysterious and infamous Lionel the Gnome materialized. His face bore an eternal mischievous sneer as he observed the other beings.

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Lionel turned his head to the newcomer. He silently snickered to himself. So many buffoons, so little time! The gnome casually tapped his fingers on the shelf he sat on. His pointy red hat poked the wood above him as his perpetual sneer threatened to shatter his face.

"Are you lost, milady?" he asked Jessica. "I can direct you to the nearest kitchen."

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"Good thing too..." he replied. "I think your cooking would make me gag!" Lionel laughed, rocking back and forth. "Contaminated, you say? If it were up to me, no one would ever get sick... They'd just die... starting with YOU!" the Gnome grinned.

"Oh no no no no NO... I'm not like those mean gnomes. I'm a miiiilion times worse." his sneer intensified as he folded his scrawny arms over his pot-belly. Lionel glanced at Wingblade. "Oh, I didn't notice you there. How do you like being so insignificant?"

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Lionel snickered at Jessica and Alissa as they pulled out the knife and stun gun. "Nice weapons ya've got there. What are ya, compensating for something?! Tehahahaha!" he laughed before turning to Wingblade. "Oh, I sensed your presence before you even arrived..."

"WHAT DID YOU EAT?!"

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"Oh, my favorite things are music and sunshine and love." he replied to Jessica and snickered. "... and pain."

"I'm shiverin'!" Lionel chuckled at Wingblade. "You're the scariest thing since... Since that chipmunk ran by ten minutes ago!"

He then turned to the drow that strode into the room. "Look, it's a lady hero. You're not going to drone on about equal pay for equal work, are you?"

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"Ha! Haha! Hahahahahahahah!" the gnome laughed and pointed at the Drow. "You're funny... but looks aren't everythin'!"

"Look at you." Lionel sneered at Wingblade. "Rippling muscles, broad shoulders, a squared jaw... You sure are one weird looking lady! Oh, and I think your weapon might be bent. Oh no wait, that's you!"

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"Oh I will certainly be watching myself." he retorted to the Drow. "After all, you really got your father's looks. Yuck!" Lionel cackled before turning to Wingblade. As the whip snapped at him, he only sneered.

The whip cracked against his body, causing it to shatter into a hundred tiny pieces that quickly dematerialized into nothing. "Now ye've done it!" his voice echoed away.

The setting changes from Gambit's Bar to Eat Out - Tierge's Resturant

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The mysterious and infamous gnome, Lionel, materialized on a nearby shelf. His face bore an eternal mischievous sneer as he observed the couple. He silently snickered to himself as he casually tapped his fingers against the wood shelf. His pointy red hat poked the wood above him as his perpetual sneer threatened to shatter his face.


"Speaking of nature..." he interjected. "Winter's my favorite season. I love the snow... And that's when most people die!"

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"I want all your eyes on me. In fact, I-"

Alas.

Just as the elf had become all smiles and innuendo, someone else had popped up. Her eyes went up to stare at the gnome. Her fingers tapped on the table. "Alright, I said something would happen, but..."

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The first eyes he'd be making were ones that rolled. Giving a glance up to the interrupting lawn ornament, Rick found himself sighing.

"You know, I picked this place because I thought it was nice, but mostly because they're pretty good about keeping out rif raff, or rather laying low enough to avoid em."

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"Are you lost, milady?" he directed his gaze towards Fedelia while crossing his thin legs. "I can direct you to the nearest kitchen if you'd like..." Lionel then turned to Rick and smirked. "Oh, didn't notice you there... How do you like being so insignificant? The ladies must really love you. You could share makeup tips and trade shoes!"

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The elf quirked a brow. "How witty you are! Shall I offer a sandwich?" she asked, a hand on her chest, looking flabbergasted in the most sarcastic manner possible.

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Lionel scoffed at her reply. "I can't decide if I like your looks or your personality better... It's like comparing mud to sewage!"

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Character Portrait: Sky Evans Character Portrait: Makthus Character Portrait: Nerio Character Portrait: Al Character Portrait: Ava Riss Character Portrait: Hayden F Walker Character Portrait: Huey Aboen Character Portrait: Bing Bong Character Portrait: Aria Azgoroth Character Portrait: Lionel the Gnome Character Portrait: Yu Yan Character Portrait: Beatrice Leazule
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There was a new regular at Eat Out. It wasn't unusual for restuarants to have regulars or new ones at that. However the amount of money or favors required for someone to frequent this establishment were extraordinary. Such to the extent that a regular could not show up for a month or so. Yet this newbie was here everywhere day for the last two weeks. And like clockwork she was here again.

A tall, young oriental woman. She was dressed plainly, professionally but she walked with a degree of elegance that was not normally seen even in the higher echelons of the business world. She seemed delicate but the observant of security of Eat Out would have seen the scar on her right shoulder on previous visits. Sufficient to say, there was evidence of mystery. This woman was more than she seemed and her frequent visits meant she was either someone powerful or she had friends in high places. This was enough to get the attention of some, the caution of others, but apparently it was not enough to get Tiegre's.

With every visit, she sat herself down as though she owned the place and when the Host came to her, she charmingly would say.

"I am here to do business with Mr. Di Gun." .

There were explanations, excuses, and many courteous apologies extended to her.

"I am sorry, Miss. Mr. Di Gun is elsewhere today. We cannot say when he will be back. I am certain you understand.".

Was today's excuse. Yet she seemed unphased.
"Of course I understand. Mr Di Gun is a very busy man. I am willing to wait here until he comes. I an certain you are all capable of catering to my needs as I do...for the 14th time, yes?".

The Host kept his composure despite the frustration he felt. Perhaps that dissatisfied her because Yu Yan went on.
"I am sure the staff is delighted! Another opportunity to redeem themselves after so many consecutive disappointments. I look forward to tasting your efforts.".

Conveniently enough, after every visit a review would make it on various sites on Eat Out's service. Needless to say, they were less than favorable and they were obviously from the same little miss that had requested for Tiegre's presence everyday.

"There was a man whom his peers called the Sleeping Dragon. I want something to drink that reminds me of his noble character and genius. Alcoholic of course. I will think of what to eat as I wait.".

The Host bowed and retreated inside where he could vocalize his frustrations and prepare the others to fufill Miss Yu Yan's outlandish requests.

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Character Portrait: Sky Evans Character Portrait: Makthus Character Portrait: Nerio Character Portrait: Al Character Portrait: Ava Riss Character Portrait: Hayden F Walker Character Portrait: Huey Aboen Character Portrait: Bing Bong Character Portrait: Aria Azgoroth Character Portrait: Lionel the Gnome Character Portrait: Larcìergé Dì Grün Character Portrait: Yu Yan Character Portrait: Beatrice Leazule
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Larc was moving quickly, absolutely floating (literally and figuratively) through the large kitchen. The first kitchen of many inside the restaurant. This was Kitchen 1, and it housed a staff of 26 people including the cooks and head staff members. Waiters of the highest efficiency moved in and out like erratic clockwork. Matching paces of everyone as needed. Orders where flying in through ear pieces and holograms. Making for each section of the kitchen to manage time and cooperation in the best way possible.

This was a kitchen bustling with precision and cleanliness, and the temperature was turned all the way up to 11. There was a concentration of magical energy permeating through the kitchen staff that was palpable and visibly purple. One Sous Chef - Alexer - was cutting a bundle of red chives and sliding the finished ingredients with the 'mise en place' for the table presentation over in Section c4. There was a table in need of some spicy garnish next, and they would have it brought. A spice mix was ground, and then hand mixed within the next 47 seconds.

"Slide to table, SA c4 chives and spice mix is en route." was tersely spoken to a waiter on standby, Alexer was already back in motion taking on a precision cut of veggies for another special garnish finish, since it was to order and needed to be done with temperature and texture in mind. The staff moved without a second's notice. Instantly snapping into motion. It was a 'blink and miss' type situation. The red chives and spice mix disappeared in the blink and would arrive in the back section the fancy elegant restaurant within seconds.

"I have a reoccurring customer for Chef. One miss Creed." was spoken from an expediter. Instantly, everyone froze for half a second, before snapping to attention. The staff waiting for Larc's order.

Larc would turn to the kitchen.

"Area's 2 and 3 focus on the current orders coming in. SA c4 is handled, that was the last big order. I need Sous Chef Alexer to task your team on the Provolov Lamb Rack, with Ah Jus Blue Turt. Uriel, make a veggie medly of the heavens, and Yithurk, start that fricking cocktail RIGHT NOW!" Larc blurted out with energy and a new smile.

He turned on his heels as the staff snapped in to thier new ordering, it was audible even. Every little clang, had purpose, the purple mist that was floating throughout the kitchen turned blue and bright. The staff was motivated, and they wanted to meet Larc's expectation. 8 staff members were rededicated to making a single dish, a special one. It would take a total of 5 minutes, but it was 5 minutes that would utilized everything that the staff knew up until today to make happen.

It was, after all, a dish that Larc himself sourced the ingredients for and invented. A take on traditional Terran cuisine, made to be similar to an off worlder's tastebud. Larc focused for moment. He closed his eyes and began chanting. Within 4 minutes, 60 seconds before the dish was meant to go out, there was a beverage half mixed and prepared in front of him, still in the mixing container. There was no glass. Instead, a beautiful assortment of red sand, green ice, blue ice, and some gold liquid inside of a syrup pouring bottle was placed in front of him.

Larc opened his eyes and moved his hands quickly, swooping over the sand instantly. The red sand melding and shaped from the heat and magic coming off Larc's hands. It would form a beautiful ornate plate, octagonal in shape, about size of a standard plate but with upward curving corners. It would be completely see through, with a red glassy tinge. It would have electricity running throughout the glassy plate. Giving it sparks and hues of blue, gold and green. Larc would move to the next item, the two pairs of ice. He would pic up his favorite knife and go to work, moving so fast and with precision, it would take only 10 seconds to complete, he would infuse the knife with life energy and magic. Each ice block was carved into two halves of a dragon-like structure that would hold the liquid of the drink inside, they would be combined to form one dragon of green and blue. The halves would combine in such a way that it would appear as if the tail of the dragon were holding up the spine of the glass at the bottom, whilst the arms and head were holding a chalice like cone shaped vessel for the liquid. Entire structure was difficult to describe, for it was a dragon from an ancient tribe he knew. It was pure art. Most of all, it was alive. The dragon on the glass would move a little and adjust itself, as if waiting for the liquid.

Larc looked over his shoulder to see the 5 cooks bringing various parts of the dish to the red plate he created. Just as he grabbed the golden ambrosia in the syrup pouring container, he had a green fruit in the shape of an orb placed inside the mouth of the glass dragon. The glass dragon seemed excited by that. It held the orb as Larc finished shaking the cocktail and poured a beautiful frothy red liquid into the glass. The glass dragon began vibrating in more excitement. Now, everything was ready. A waiter staff was at his side before he finished the thought. He waved her off.

"I'll be delivering this myself." Larc said, and turned on his hills to head out into the beautifully ornate restaurant. The interior was bright and filled with gold and lavish styling all around. Larc made a beeline for miss Creed's table, his Staff of Ygg would shift from the corner of the kitchen float/fly to catch up with Larc's feet that were moving fast. Two staff members of the waiting team would be holding the main dishes and the drink on elegant black waiting trays.

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Character Portrait: Sky Evans Character Portrait: Makthus Character Portrait: Nerio Character Portrait: Al Character Portrait: Ava Riss Character Portrait: Hayden F Walker Character Portrait: Mada 'Alexis' Mykrul Character Portrait: Huey Aboen Character Portrait: Bing Bong Character Portrait: Aria Azgoroth Character Portrait: Lionel the Gnome Character Portrait: Larcìergé Dì Grün Character Portrait: Yu Yan Character Portrait: Beatrice Leazule
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Larc strode/floated to the other side of the table and took a seat in a practiced smooth motion. He pulled the seat out and the seat would magically pull back in, perfectly catching him in just the right position. His Staff of Ygg would float over to his right side, changing colors once more to a brighter beige cinderwood color. Clearly intrigued, it would would look as if it was swinging in a small motion from side to side. Larc would look steal a glance at his Staff of Ygg before shifting his gaze back to his guest.

"Hello my esteemed guest - Miss Yan. I can only guess the reason you have been coming here is because you can afford to enjoy our food daily! I would be honored, only except my staff members informed me that they have not managed to satisfy your palate. Disappointing to say the least. I take great bride in my abilities." Larc would began. His waiters would have flanked the table by now, two on each side. One of them would have placed the dragon styled chalice on the table already. The liquid inside would be red, with a layer of froth at the top that would appear to be sprinkled with flecks of gold, upon closer inspection however, one would notice that the entire top level of froth was actually shifting with swirls of lively gold. Like a golden snake in the liquor.

"I decided that I would see for myself all the things I need to know. The truth of my esteemed customers continued presence and request for a Di Grun, the capabilities of judgment towards my food, and whether I need to shut down my services for an intervention. I will not tolerate poor service." He finished. It would be clear through the extremely toothy smile and the measured tone that his expression showed his exact feelings of amusement and pride. A scary expression it would be too. Di Grun's were all born with a mask of darkness over there faces, the only thing visible would be yellow orbs for eyes and sharp pointed teeth that would show when smiling. Through magic, they morphed their fangs to look like normal teeth, but there was one in the family did who not mask his. Larcierge Di Grun was unfiltered among his family and kin.

The little dragon on the chalice, as if on cue, would slither further atop the chalice and aim its snout to the sky. It would blow a 3 foot flame upwards. The flame would be green in color, giving off a very infectiously calming and overwhelmingly invigorating area of effect, instead of the heat of normal. It would surprise everyone, including the waiters.

Larcierge would smile even wider however.

The fruit in its mouth would shine and even brighter green, sparkling and glowing, before being dropped in the drink by the little dragon. To which the dragon would maneuver back down towards the bottom of the chalice. It would inhale once more, then breath a gentle chilling breath of blue mist to cool the bottom of the chalice, keeping the optimum temperature where its supposed to be.

"Before I answer any questions about the famous legendary Sleeping Dragon of Ancient China, nor inquiries of intent/desires any further, please...let us have you drink. I shall indulge with you out of respect. As one should." Tierge said, and one of the waiters will place a chalice made of beautiful black obsidian. It would also look like glass, similar to the one Yu Yan would have. The same waiter will pour a brown liquid that one could assume was a small batch special. Larc would move when Miss Yan moved to sip.

Of course, he and all the staff noticed the man appearing through doors suddenly, but the table had his full attention. Someone would greet the customer withing seconds.

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Character Portrait: Sky Evans Character Portrait: Makthus Character Portrait: Nerio Character Portrait: Al Character Portrait: Ava Riss Character Portrait: Hayden F Walker Character Portrait: Mada 'Alexis' Mykrul Character Portrait: Huey Aboen Character Portrait: Bing Bong Character Portrait: Aria Azgoroth Character Portrait: Lionel the Gnome Character Portrait: Larcìergé Dì Grün Character Portrait: Yu Yan Character Portrait: Staff of Eat Out Restaurant Character Portrait: Beatrice Leazule
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An impeccable dressed staff woman appear next to Alexis, greeting her with a big smile.

"Hello ma'am, how may I seat you today? We have a couple of seats in the common area, we have two in the VIP section and one private room viewing of Kitchen 2 available. The private room comes with a surcharge. But there will be a dedicated team making your food, and you get an exclusive menu of the original dishes curated by the Chef of the Week."