The Mayor of Wing City. How he got there no one knows.
Ironman11 says this about Mr. E "...I would vote for a faceless politician."
AzricanRepublic says: "Mister E. makes me giggle inside."
A pool noodle
This noodle is subject to weapon materialization. In other words, it is like the mythical frying pan, in that it comes from nowhere. He just suddenly has it.
A pocketwatch
All good mayor's have a pocketwatch!
A balloon
This is his main mode of transportation! He rides on top of one.
Mr. E is made of an extremely rubbery material.. He has the ability to pull his head into his body, and move only parts of his body, for instance, he could make his side extremely concave. When thrown, he has been known to bounce with a Jolly Ho Ho!
Mr. E was elected by thirty people, twenty-nine of which were related to him. No one else wanted to be mayor though, so he won by a landslide. A unanimous vote even!
People really don't know when voting is, in Wing City.