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Mr. E Mayor

The Mayor of Wing City. How he got there no one knows.

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a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by DemiKara

Description

This is Mr. E. Mister E runs Wing City.

Only no one really remembers electing him.

And yet he's still the mayor.

He's kinda a sucky mayor though.

Personality

Ironman11 says this about Mr. E "...I would vote for a faceless politician."
AzricanRepublic says: "Mister E. makes me giggle inside."

Equipment

A pool noodle
This noodle is subject to weapon materialization. In other words, it is like the mythical frying pan, in that it comes from nowhere. He just suddenly has it.

A pocketwatch
All good mayor's have a pocketwatch!

A balloon
This is his main mode of transportation! He rides on top of one.

Mr. E is made of an extremely rubbery material.. He has the ability to pull his head into his body, and move only parts of his body, for instance, he could make his side extremely concave. When thrown, he has been known to bounce with a Jolly Ho Ho!

History

Mr. E was elected by thirty people, twenty-nine of which were related to him. No one else wanted to be mayor though, so he won by a landslide. A unanimous vote even!

People really don't know when voting is, in Wing City.

So begins...

Mr. E Mayor's Story

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Mr. E Mayor shakes Xian's hand enthusiatically. "Ho Ho! Did you young man, did you? Well I thank you. Only about thrity people ever show up to the pools, and 29 of them are my relatives, so thank you, thank you for that vote of confidence. Ho ho!" He let's go of Xian's hand and beams.

"What a reputable place this seems to be! Look at that! Soldiers. Most be wonderful."

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Mr. E Mayor nods after Xian. "Thank you, ho ho! I will, ho ho!" He reassures Xian, even though he never actually got the bard's name. The Mayor of the City begins wandering about the bar, randomly shaking hands and kisses babes. Especially the hot legally aged ones.

"Ho ho!"

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Mr. E Mayor suddenly appeared next to Ikiros side with a happy cry of "Ho ho!" He reached out to grab Ikiros hand and if successful would shake it vigorously as his voice boomed. "Ho ho! Hello young man, hello! I'm Mr. E and I'm the mayor of this wonderful city! How are you today?"

He was pretty much completely oblivious of any attacks on the city, invasions, explosions, and randomly pointlessly demolished buildings.

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Mr. E Mayor nodded brightly. "Good good! Remember vote Mr. E at the next election!" With that he wanted over to the man wiht the red wine and the black gloved hand.

"Ho Ho! Hello and how are you good citizen! I'm Mr. E, Mayor here and I'd like the thank you for coming out to night!" With that, Mr. E took the strangers hand and shook it most vigorously, if he was allowed.

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Mr. E Mayor laughed energetically his voice booming. Rage would find, of all things, a pool noodle pointed at his belly. "Ho ho! If it comes to blows, I'll get win sir! Ho ho!" He seemed all the more energetic.

"But don't be silly. I'm not here to hurt you at all. Why I'm the Mayor!"

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Mr. E Mayor laughed once more. "Ho ho! Not you lad, not you. We don't jail children here, unless they're done something much worse than assault! Like murder! or jay-walking!" He shook his head, not caring much about the man with the sword at his neck.

"Ho ho! No, I'm talking about this man you see. Very threatening. A sword up against my neck, and me an elected official! Ho ho! I believe it's against the law! Ho ho!"

He had a gleam in his eye. "Lower the sword my good chap, and I'll lower my noodle, and we'll forget all about it."

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Mr. E Mayor laughed again. "Ho ho! You have a sword to my neck! I daren't move!" He declared "Ho ho! Such a cruel man. I believe I'll be giving my report to the WCPD, I will!"

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Mr. E Mayor shook her hand enthusiastically, but gently as she was a lady. "Hello, ho ho hello! Why yes, I can recommend the optimist of my niece's second cousin thrice removed best friend's pen pal on my mother's side! He's Dr. Seymour Landa and is quite the fellow! quite the fellow indeed!" He nodded enthusiatically. "Ho ho! I think you'll get enjoy him. Ho ho!"

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Mr. E Mayor laughed. "Ho Ho! Of course, of course. 816 North Sol Avenue little lady! You just let him know the Mayor sent you. Ho ho!" He seemed all too cheerful. "Do you need me to call you a bad, to get there?" He was being very nice actually.

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Mr. E Mayor cheerfuly called a cab for Absinthe quickly. "There you go! The cabbie says he'll be here in thirty minutes! Enjoy your day, missy, and remember to vote! Ho ho!" With that, Mr. E left the bar, no logner in the mood to be aroudn and schmooze.

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Mr. E Mayor bounded into Gambit's looking at jolly as a featureless black vaguely rotundly human shaped blob could. He laughed happily with a jolly "Ho Ho!" and looked around enthusiastically. "I have returned to this reputable establishment! I will not be detered, and having filed my police report, I feel secure in my policeman's abilities, Ho ho!" The mayor declared, bounding over to Cix. He held out his hand as if to shake hers.

"Ho ho! How are you, you fine young officer! Ho Ho!"

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Mr. E Mayor took her hand and enthusatically shook it, letting go after a minute. One didn't linger over a lady's hand! "Ho ho! I'm Mr. E, and I'm the mayor of this town. Please, tell me, are you a resident, or just a gueast? Ho ho!"

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Mr. E Mayor nodded happily. "Excellent, excellent! How do you like our city so far? Have you been to the plaza? We have a very lovely statue there. Or perhaps the gardens? Best, and fastest, landscapers on Terra!"

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Mr. E Mayor glanced to the fresh corpse and it disappeared, presumably to the morgue. He then smiles brightly at Cix. "Ho ho! There's no corpse there ma'am! Don't be silly. And Wing City is a wonderful, peaceful town! Very adventurous!"

He beamed brightly, and while it had become clear that he was aware of the violence, it was also clear he didn't consider it as such.

"Why my citizens merely have a wealth of energy and exuberance! Just the other day they helped me fly across the bar! Ho ho!"

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Mr. E Mayor blinked. "Ho ho! You're a sharp one missy! I apologize, I apologize. It apart of the new clean city initiative! Mages are layering the entire city in anticorpse spells, ho ho!" He seemed pleased with the prospect. "A corpse is terribly unhygienic you know! And because our police department is woefully underfunded, since so many people don't pay city taxes, well, they do need a helping hand. So the mages are working on every corpse ending up in the morgue, marked where they came from!"

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Mr. E Mayor smiled brightly. "Oh I don't worry. I filed a report on the situation. No doubt the police will soon deal with it! And thank you! I'll pass on the compliment to the mages! Ho ho! A clean city is a wholesome city."

He seemed to be quoting an adage. "What brigns you to this city, ma'am? The lively atmosphere, perhaps? Or simply working for your nation's military?" He seemed genuinely curious. Though it was hard to express curiosiyt without a face.

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Mr. E Mayor smiled brightly. "Our census does seem to have quite a bit of repetitive improbabilities! You should see the sheer number of species unknowns we have! Ho ho!" He smiled at the man listening in and nodded to him, before turning back to his conversation. "Why, I'm surprised by it all, ho ho!"

He was too, "But I suppose, ho ho, that there's more things in heaven and terra than we know!"

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Mr. E Mayor laughed happily and nodded. "Ho ho! Of course, of course! Don't mind me." His voice boomed happily, and he seemed to pull Mr. Potatohead faces out of thin air, and scattered them on the bar, picking through them.

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Mr. E Mayor choice the happy eyes and the big lips and pressed both pieces into his face, looking around the bar happily. With a loud "Ho ho!" the mayor then began to dig through more combinations, hoping to find another fun face.

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Mr. E Mayor pulled out the former pieces and put in the large orange nose with a mustache the big toothy grin, the sultry eyes and a small police hat. He seemed to exude extreme happiness at this combination, though there wasn't any telling, as his only face was currently a Mr. Potatohead face.

"Ho ho! What a fun combination."