
Age: Unknown
Rank: Vice President
Species: "Banshee, an' not av dohs wailin' nancy's either, yer 'ill not a scream, yer 'ill 'ear a rev an' soon wonder before yer die who cleave yer jugular."
Gender: "Female, ye blinkin' idjit or sumthin'?"
Personality: "Well scon are de legends who creeps through yar nightmares an' yer cadge nevar ter 'ear de soun'... but loike most legends av our lan' we updated an' adapted ter de time. scon are a singer at many nightclubs an' serve de Dulluhan in many senses. if yer call me a slut, oi 'ill rip yisser soul from yisser body an' if yer even tink screamin' is al' oi chucker, oi 'ill personally cleave yer, cleave yer deck or kont an' leave yer bleedin' gaspin' for more. alright, yeah scon are a wagon, but let's be fuckin' clear 'ere, oi 'ill blow yisser fuckin' brains oyt on de kerb an' step on dem. ah yer wonderin' why scon are naw 'ippy, who de feck is a bleedin' 'eart liberal in dis age, oi survive an' kill. got a problem, care ter argue?"



"Yer 'eard de phrase, that's not a cutty knife. dis is a cutty knife, me philosophy is such, dis is me cutty knife, dis is yisser greg, dis is yisser blud dis yer dead."


"Remember, waaat oi said aboyt blowin' yisser brains oyt ter de kerb dis is custom-made SPAS-12 shotgun oi sometimes call it, a shut-up gun since anyone shot wan av dees babies is gonna shut de feck up for gran'."
