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Tiny Tina

World's deadliest thirteen year old!

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a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by FancyPyro

Description

Impulsive, hyper and completely random, Tiny Tina might just be about the most deranged child one would ever meet. And she isn't a crazy kid like those creepy killer kids or a thousand year vampire with bloodlust... she's an entirely different kind of crazy, the kind where you have a child with mild psychosis and ADHD and decided to pump her up with a limitless supply of sugar.

Tina was once radically different, as she was the precious child of a surprisingly loving couple on the death planet of Pandora... until a bandit known as Flesh-Stick decided to sell out Tina's family out to the morally bankrupt company of Hyperion for testing the effects of the left overs of the mineral, Eridian, the left overs being known as 'slag'. Tina's mother managed to sneak a grenade with the panicked Tina, and urged her to use the grenade to escape. As you can see, Tiny Tina did indeed escape, but her parents had failed to have the same luck she did. The experience had severely traumatized her and is a major contributor for the reason she acts.

Life on Pandora had taught her to no longer fear taking another's life, and she will gladly pop someone's skull if they deserve it. Despite her quirks, she's about the best demolitions expert one will ever meet, a result of tinkering with various explosives found around the death planet. Tina can easily create a destructive bomb out of whatever's handy at the time, making her an incredibly dangerous young girl.

So begins...

Tiny Tina's Story

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"Dayyyuuuum! This poor sucker wouldn't know explosives if it decided to knock out his teeth right out of his bitch-ass mouth!" a hyperactive voice sounded off from a nearby alley, along with the sounds of... faint ticking? Anyone bold enough to peek into the alley would see an... odd sight. There was a corpse sitting against one of the buildings, the upper part of their skull blown off... and sitting beside the other building was a young, disheveled looking girl around thirteen years of age tinkering around with... OH GOD... that's... that's a bomb... that's a bomb she's got... that she's... poking around inside!

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"Uh uh uh, mistah grumpy pants! Not exactly a good idea for me to stop until I'm finished!" she announced, ripping out two wires in the bomb and twisting them together... at which point the timer stopped its ominous countdown. "Dayum, son! Shoulda stepped up your skillz! This was easy to take care of!" the girl mocked to the corpse, tossing the bomb at what remained of his face. ...WELL... it... uh... seems this little girl had some experience with bombs. "Soooooooooooo... hi there! You come here for somethin'? A little somethin' somethin'? A little somethin' somethin' somethin'? I ain't got somethin', I've got a lotta nothin', though!" the girl gleefully rambled. "...Wait, why are you here? Are you a popo or somethin'? You with the poooleece?"

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The girl shrugged. "Iunno. Never saw any cops!" she said, smiling obliviously. The girl was wearing a mis-mash of oddness, a strange mask strapped to the side of her head, a tattered brown dress, a fanny pack with a pink bunny on it strapped on her back, with a few bundles of dynamite securely fastened along the fanny pack's straps, her shoes composed of a combat boot on her left foot and what probably used to be a stylish black shoe on her right foot. Basically, the kid looked like she just escaped from a war zone... and given her crazy personality, it probably wasn't too far of a stretch.

"Gee, I was that loud? Didn't know that! Maybe I can cause some sort of avalanche! Cover all the peoples in the world beneath snowy death! Or maybe just some of the peoples, I like some of the peoples in the world."

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"Ah well, the thought that counts!" she said, not letting the fact that there was no snow nearby letting her down. She hummed a bit, before turning her attention back to the corpse, apparently remembering that she brutally popped a guy in the brain. "Someone should probably get this guy looked at or something! Was tryin' to blow down couple of buildings... not that he could, thing would probably blast open a wall at least, but that's 'bout it! Someone's been readin' crappy bomb instructions from the internet, it seeeeeeems. Probably decided that a kickass bomb cover with flames on it meant instant quality. All style, no substance, bro!" ...kinda surprising a kid this young would know so much about explosives... oh and yes... the bomb case did indeed have a decal of flames on it.

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"Ah, well, had to get him with a critical hit! Best way for a kill! Plus, it makes it rain chunks sometimes, which is pretty cool. Chuuuuuuunnkkkkssssssss..." the strange girl announced, shifting around a bit. "Sooo... are you like some sort of super strong mutant under there or somethin'? Like somethin' out of a comic? 'cuz DAYUUUM SON, that'd be sweeeeeeet!"

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"Weelll... if he's got friends, you better find 'eeeem! Or not! Up to you, I guess!" she said, seemingly completely apathetic to the whole situation. "Me? I've gotta go back home! There's gonna be one hell of a tea paaaarty!"

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"...Okie dokie, then! But first..." she reached over and picked up the disarmed bomb, handing it over to Varius. "You'll probably wanna take a look at this sweet badunkadunk... learn how she works... and be careful with that sweet ass..." she whispered... before her voice returned to normal volume. "Doubt you'll need it, though! Pretty sure this guy was solo! Otherwise, we would be hearin' booms goin' on all over the town by this point!"

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"Psh, don't flatter yourself, I'm talkin' about that badunkadunk!" she said, gesturing to the bomb. "Aaaanyway, have fun! And if you're ever in need of explosives, just remember the name... Tiny Tina of the land of Explodinginyourfacingington! It's my imaginary country's new name!" she happily announced, before skipping out of the alley. ...Damn, crazy as she is, that girl really knows her way around bombs. There wasn't even the slightest hint of the disabled bomb reactivating.

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...Time for the relaxing atmosphere to be completely obliterated. Suddenly, the door to the tavern was kicked open, revealing a disheveled looking thirteen year old girl, smiling widely. "Wassuuuup, mah bitcheeeeees!" she yelled at the top of her lungs, running over to a nearby table and jumping into the chair.

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Charles was surprised by the sudden yelling of a child, which he was quick to dismiss as just, well, a child being attention grabbing. With a distasteful sniff he marched on towards the counter, determined to ignore the girl with all his might. He settled in on a bar stool and ordered a plain old beer, looking to see what brew this place had.

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Despite the girl's tattered appearance, she had... uh... several bundles of dynamite strapped to her belt, apparently ready for throwing should the occasion call. "Yooo! Waituuurrrrr! Gimme some drinkies! Drinkies goood! ...Oh wait, drinking ages here and what not... gimme sodas!" she announced, slamming her fists onto the table. "Gimme all the sodas or I will burn your babiiiiiiiiiiies! All the babies!" she cackled, before relaxing a bit. "Thank you!" the young girl finally happily chirped.

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Charles irritation could be seen on his face as an eyebrow raised and he turned his head slowly towards the girl, a stare like granite aimed at her, before he turned his head back forwards. You could practically here the bones around his neck and jaw grinding together. He picked up his beer and took a big long draught from it, before letting out a large audible sigh. What kind of bar let children come in unattended?

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The young girl continued to ramble on nonsensically to the waiter, completely ignoring Charles' death glare... hmm... there was something off about this girl... really off... "...and then this one bitch says to me 'Ey, kid, whatcha doin' around here? You shouldn't mess with us!' and I was like 'Nah, son! You're in my court now!' and then KABLAM! Torgue pistol right in his face, and thus, 'Face-explodia day' was created." ...ooookay... so... there's a small chance that this girl might be a little crazy.

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Charles drank another large mouthful from his beer, then settled the mug down on the counter. "Shouldn't a girl like you be in school?" he practically boomed in his best speaking voice, before turning his head sharply and dramatically towards her. His stare locked onto her and he waited, practically demanding an answer with his silence.

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The girl blinked, looking over at Charles, blinking a few times. "...School? Why the hell would I be at a school? That's dumb, man!" well... it was dumb to her. After all, why would you go to school on a death planet like Pandora?

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Charles now turned his body fully to stare at the girl. "Where are your parents, kid?" he demanded, rising to stand and fold his arms in front of his massive chest. He was definitely top heavy, like a body builder. "You shouldn't be in a place like this without supervision."

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The child's cheerful demeanor suddenly faltered a bit. "...They're... uh... gone..." she muttered, looking down at the table... oh... okay... that's... definitely not good... it's pretty easy to take what she meant by that. "Been roughin' it in the wilds for years now, kickin' ass and takin' names! Oh, and making things 'splode. I like it when things 'splode."

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"Well, that's too bad," he said, "But a girl like you needs proper supervision and a home. You should be in an orphanage." His stare softened to just being firm. "Now you wait there while I call the cops to come pick you up." He chose to ignore any of her comments about exploding things. Probably just a kid playing pretend or something.

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"An orphanage? Isn't that the place where all those kids decide to gang up on you for bein' the runt of the litter and then heavily obese adults come out and check you out like a piece of meat?" she asked, tilting her head. "Does that mean I can 'splode 'em?" she said, pulling a... oh...dear god... that's... that's an honest to god grenade launcher she just pulled out of her backpack.

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Probably just a toy. He couldn't think of a way that a kid, who didn't seem to have a family or someone to care for them, could possibly acquire a real grenade launcher. He reached into his pocket for his mobile phone and called the cops. "Yes, I would like to report a child at the Tauvyr Tavern who says she has no parents. Could you come pick her up and put her through the appropriate placement?"

He seemed to dismiss her now that he had adult matters to attend to.

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"I call it Snuggle Fluffy Death Maker... I found it after one of my friends popped a Bandit in the head with his fists! That was cool." she said, hugging the grenade launcher, before popping it open, reaching into her fanny pack, pulling out several grenades and popping them into the launcher. "I'll be the Queen of the orphanage! And I shall rename it to Goresplosionland!"

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"So long as you keep out of trouble," he grunted, clapping his phone shut. "They're on their way. At least now you'll have a roof over your head and consistent meals. I'll pay for your drink, too. And who knows, maybe you'll end up finding a home that suits you." And that was his good deed for the day. One phone call. No trouble. The cops would be along shortly to sort it all out and he could call it a day.

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"Hey, hey, hey! You wanna know what I say?" she asked, smiling. "...FUCK DA POLICE FUCK DA POLICE FUCK DA POLICE!" the young girl yelled at the top of her lungs. "Da popo on da way, son! Man, I always wanted to say that! It feels good! Ain't no police on Pandora, bro! How can I tell of a police if there ain't no police?"

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"How do you know about police if there aren't any police on Pandora?" He figured (once again) that Pandora was just some place she invented to amuse herself. He'd come across a lot of crazy kids in his time. He figured humouring her couldn't hurt for the time being, if only to keep her distracted from causing more trouble until the cops arrived.

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"Oh, my parents told me about them before... well..." she trailed off a bit. "...ya know... kinda stupid, if ya ask me! Best way to enforce law is the international law of best gun wins! How it works over at Pandora! ...But then again, most of the bandits pick corpses clean of loot, so they end up gettin' a lot of weapons... but then other guys show up with better guns, usually!"