Listen here you little shit stain and listen good. If you open that putrid shit hole you call a mouth one more time I'm going to not only eradicate your very existence but any other putrid pile of filth you've ever fucking interacted with.
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Crude, Vile, Sarcastic and downright despicable. Vesmaldr is a creature one shouldn't trifle with, the creature not only treats all wakes of organic life like their the bottom of the Universe ever expanding barrel but seems to have an uncanny desire to kill organic creatures if they so happen to get on its nerves.. and trust me its VERY easy to get on this creatures nerves, after all Vesmaldr is a practical if not quite literally living embodiment of anger and hate so it wouldn't be very difficult to piss it off. Its even quite possible if you so much as exist within its personal space it might feel inclined on splattering you all over the floor.
HOWEVER Vesmaldr isn't without reasoning, it may be violent, ill tempered and would preferably end your putrid existence over having to deal with it but! The creature is willing to listen if someone|something or any wake of sentient life offers in any brand of Cigarette|Cigar. Not only will it spare you from being splattered all over the wall for so much as breathing if not existing within the same space its in but it will actually LISTEN to what you got to say. Though that doesn't go without saying that it might just retort in a very unsatisfactory manner if any questions or what you spoke of to it is something that it can give absolutely two shits about. These things will include technology, politics, your day (unless you offer him a higher quality Cigarette of Cigar), or how shitty your life is.
Vesmaldr overall standing in things seem to be a firm chaotic neutral. It doesn't take sides nor does it wish to, it does whatever benefits it the most and protects any assets it may have with the very fiber of its odd being. (Though its known for growing bored of those assets and tossing them aside as if they had no true value)
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The Entity seems to have a rather... oddly shaped humanoid physique, his upper torso seems to be MUCH larger then the rest of his body along with his arms and almost claw like hands. Its neck is rather long and its head an almost oval like shape... its head is almost skull like and the teeth like large clamps. The eyes that seem to be on the right and left of this creatures head are within the mouth cavity or connected to it, them concealed in a blackness that is created within the skull like shape of the head. Not only does the creature have a large upper torso but a long one, while its legs are equally lanky but seem to lack the girth the upper torso have. The creature instead of five toes like that of a Humanoid seems to have three, none of them which seem to posses any form of toenail. Aside from the fact the creature is grossly muscular it also seems... rather skeleton? From its bleached white skin down to its bony looking yet still thick fingers.
On the creatures attire seems to be a heavy brown standard trench coat with padded shoulders, a pair of baggy black pair of pants with a thick leather belt and a pair of black leather boots with a serious of buckles that keep them held together. It is uncertain to where he got such attire as he often changes the story to their acquisition.
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I'm mother fucking Santa Claus.
Crude, Vile, Sarcastic and downright despicable. Vesmaldr is a creature one shouldn't trifle with, the creature not only treats all wakes of organic life like their the bottom of the Universe ever expanding barrel but seems to have an uncanny desire to kill organic creatures if they so happen to get on its nerves.. and trust me its VERY easy to get on this creatures nerves, after all Vesmaldr is a practical if not quite literally living embodiment of anger and hate so it wouldn't be very difficult to piss it off. Its even quite possible if you so much as exist within its personal space it might feel inclined on splattering you all over the floor.
HOWEVER Vesmaldr isn't without reasoning, it may be violent, ill tempered and would preferably end your putrid existence over having to deal with it but! The creature is willing to listen if someone|something or any wake of sentient life offers in any brand of Cigarette|Cigar. Not only will it spare you from being splattered all over the wall for so much as breathing if not existing within the same space its in but it will actually LISTEN to what you got to say. Though that doesn't go without saying that it might just retort in a very unsatisfactory manner if any questions or what you spoke of to it is something that it can give absolutely two shits about. These things will include technology, politics, your day (unless you offer him a higher quality Cigarette of Cigar), or how shitty your life is.
Vesmaldr overall standing in things seem to be a firm chaotic neutral. It doesn't take sides nor does it wish to, it does whatever benefits it the most and protects any assets it may have with the very fiber of its odd being. (Though its known for growing bored of those assets and tossing them aside as if they had no true value)
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Tall? I'm not fucking tall, you shit stains are just very fucking small.
The Entity seems to have a rather... oddly shaped humanoid physique, his upper torso seems to be MUCH larger then the rest of his body along with his arms and almost claw like hands. Its neck is rather long and its head an almost oval like shape... its head is almost skull like and the teeth like large clamps. The eyes that seem to be on the right and left of this creatures head are within the mouth cavity or connected to it, them concealed in a blackness that is created within the skull like shape of the head. Not only does the creature have a large upper torso but a long one, while its legs are equally lanky but seem to lack the girth the upper torso have. The creature instead of five toes like that of a Humanoid seems to have three, none of them which seem to posses any form of toenail. Aside from the fact the creature is grossly muscular it also seems... rather skeleton? From its bleached white skin down to its bony looking yet still thick fingers.
On the creatures attire seems to be a heavy brown standard trench coat with padded shoulders, a pair of baggy black pair of pants with a thick leather belt and a pair of black leather boots with a serious of buckles that keep them held together. It is uncertain to where he got such attire as he often changes the story to their acquisition.
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