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Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

The Merc With a Mouth! The one who breaks down the fourth wall, BRICK BY BRICK!

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a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by FancyPyro

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Heya, guys! Its me! Deadpool! Yeah, I'm here too! Pretty neat, huh? ...Wait, some of you don't know about little ol' me? Are you fucking serious?! ...WOAH! I just cursed without being censored! Aaaaaah yeaaaah! Aaaanyway, name's Deadpool, the Merc With a Mouth, or if you just want my real name, it's Wade Wilson!

I'm basically a totally super awesome mercenary with SUPER POWERS?! Oh yeah, and I'm also pretty damn crazy! My story began yeaaaars ago, when I was just a totally handsome super cool guy. I got diagnosed with cancer, which sucks pretty bad. But then, I got an invitation to join this 'Weapon X Program' which said it would try to cure me! WELP... it didn't. I ended up becoming a living cancer! Good news, I can constantly heal myself! Bad new, my brain is always fluctuating around, accounting for my insanity! Good news, I'm still awesome! Bad news, I'm horribly ugly! Good news, I still have my charm!

So now I roam the world, doing jobs for honor, glory, money and babes! Can't forget about the babes! I have quite a damn arsenal on my body, and damn, it's freakin' cool! I got me two katanas, a couple of guns and grenades and NINJA STARS. Oh and a short-range teleportation belt created by my good friend/lackey/sometimes-punching-bag, Weasel! But what you REAALLLY gotta watch out for is my mouth! I never shut up! Its rumored that sometimes, people commit suicide just so they won't have to listen to me anymore! My motor mouth is like an Elder God or something!

Anyway, that's all about me! And if there's any laaaadies around who want to meet me, I'm always avaliable...

I just winked. You can't see it through this medium though... dammit! I want my lawyer! Tell 'em to put in a Deadpool related program to allow me to wink to people!

So begins...

Wade Wilson (Deadpool)'s Story

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"Oh goodie! Its time to try to get completely shitfaced! My favorite time of day!" came the overly cheerful of a strange costumed man waltzing into the bar, no doubt a goofy smile plastered under his mask, his various weapons clinking together with every step he took. "I'll take the strongest drink you have! Oh, and if you have it, do you have one of those cool coconut drinks they have with the tiny umbrellas? I think tiny umbrellas are pretty neat looking! It makes up for their lack of any actual practical use!" the insane man rambled, not stopping for breath even once during his whole spiel of nonsense.

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"AWWWWWW! Look at the widdle big kitty! I should take you home and name you something amazing! Maybe like 'Bea'! Or... 'Duodenum'! ...Never found out what the hell that means, but hey, its fun to say!" he announced, plopping himself at the bar counter, a few grenades on his person clacking together. "Hmmm... didn't know Gambit had a damn successful bar! But wait... what Gambit is this? Is this my Gambit? Or a Gambit from one of the other several hundred comic book universes?" he said, scratching his chin. This guy is a nutter for sure.

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"Hmm... pink collar..." he said, musing to himself... oh dear god he's actually thinking about it. "So, pink is your favorite color! Good to know!"

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"Thanks! It hides my disfigurements quite nicely! Although, they tend to change issue to issue... I wonder if I look like I have horrible acne or if I look like the Thing today..." he said, rubbing his chin. Issue to... wha-?

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"Oh, you didn't have to tell me you're disfigured. I could guess by the way you're probably human," he stated calmly. Wait. 'Father's Bar'?

"Heyo, guurrl," Norrington called in a drawn out fashion, "You're the daughter of Gambit? The Gambit?"

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"...WAIT... Gambit had a kid?! What the hell? Jerk never tells me anything! ...Well... we don't really hang out... BUT STILL." he said, looking over at Gabrielle.

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#, as written by Faithy
Gabrielle LeBeau glared hard at the counter top, trying to calm herself down. She had to bite her lip from snapping at the individual offering her a drink and simply shook her head. No, she didn't need strangers to buy her anything, especially a man that was probably drunk.

No thank you, sir. I'm quite fine with my Cherry Mountain Dew."

Smiling briefly, she felt herself calming and decided it best to just ignore the individual in the truck who didn't seem like someone who gave a shit about much of anything, but Gabby wasn't always good at reading people. Turning her attention towards the others who were inquiring about her father, she tried to keep from rolling her eyes. Sometimes things just didn't change.

"Yes, Gambit is my father. I'm his younger daughter, Gabrielle. My older sister , Renee is around Wing City, somewhere, but I have no idea where..."

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"Dude, it's okay... everyone is a little gay for Gambit!" he said, wearing his smile under his mask as well. "Well, hey, I'm an assassin too! Well... actually, I'm a mercenary, but assassination just so happens to fit under one of my various roles as a crazed gun-for-hire... I also do birthday parties, if you're ever interested!" he said, taking a seat nearby as well.

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"I don't really want to hear how many girls my dad boned. He loved our mom to pieces and that's all that's important to me..."

Frowning a smidge, she glanced him up and down, shaking her head. Didn't assassins have an oath where they didn't tell people they were assassins? Well, whatever floated his boat, she supposed. Drinking her dew, she really hoped he wasn't about to hit on her because if that happened, he was going to find a gun shoved into his balls. Returning her attention towards the other male, she wondered if she looked that sad and pathetic. The third individual also mentioned that he was an assassin and she was starting to lose faith in the whole assassin business.

"Sure, next drink can be on you, sir."

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Norrington raised his hand to point at Deadpool without looking. "Shut up," was all he stated.

Back to focussing on Gabrielle he now leant on the counter as if acting casual. "Fuck off. I don't give free drinks. Bar policy."

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"I heard a lot about your pops! You hear about Gambit a lot when you're on adventures! Even met him myself a few times... but it might be another version of Gambit... this is so confusing even for me! Dammit... the mere fact Gambit is kicking around somewhere makes me wish Logan was around here so I could annoy him! He'd go 'snkt, bub, bub, snkt, bub' and then try to slice me up." he said, before looking at Norrington, his voice turning deadly serious.

"Greater men have tried... also, I really can't stop talking once I stop." he said, shrugging a bit.

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"Nor was I asking you to give me a free drink. Actually, all of my drinks are free, so it doesn't really matter anyways..."

She trailed off, starting to think of her mom again. All this talk about her father certainly wasn't helping her mood at all. She loved her dad with all her heart and being away from him for so long and then finding out about her mother's death made her moody. Pausing almost in mind thought, her eyes widened and she found herself glancing from assassin to assassin. According to the news, her mother was shot down in a store by an assassin. What if the assassin was back to finish the job?

"Err... well... I should probably be going. I'm sure you both have jobs to do since you're assassin's 'n all."

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"Oh I have a job alright, heh heh," Norrington said in an over dramatic way that was obviously put on. Fakelaugh, his favourite tool next to the slowclap. "But seriously, if I had a job I wouldn't be in a bar."

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Deadpool shrugged. "Eh, not really. I'm just looking around for a job that needs done... hey! You have anything you need doin'?" he asked. "Working for the daughter of Gambit... that'd be sweeeeet. Be right up there with me becoming a temporary member of the X-Men!"

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Fabian shook his head. Even though his career brought him to a lot of strange (generally haunted) places, he had to admit, this was one of the weirder places he'd ever been in. Assassins. "Ah, well, at least they're not ghosts." he thought out-loud, chucking to himself. He leaned his stool on the two back legs as he sipped his drink, gripping the counter with one hand for balance.

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"Considering my mother was mercilessly killed by an assassin...? I don't know. Maybe you killed her Norrington and that's why you no longer have a job?" Shaking her head, she tried to stop being so paranoid.

"Sorry, man... I'm just still in shock, I guess. As for you... dude that I don't think has his beans all in one pot... I might considering hiring you to kill the person who killed my mom, but I don't know who it was."

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"I no longer have a job? Shit yes! I no longer have to put up with any of you retards." And with that he hopped off his stool and headed for the door. "And if any of you tools ever want to die... Kill yourselves. Don't bother fucking assassins with suicide shit."

"Seriously."

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"Name's Wade Wilson... but folks just call me Deadpool, the Merc With the Mouth!" he said, proudly smiling. "Well... if you ever figure out who it is, I'll take 'em out for ya. I maaaay not be alright up in here..." he said, gesturing to his head. "But I know how to handle weapons." he said, smiling a bit.

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"That wasn't what I meant at all. You're the one that implied you didn't have a job because you were in a bar. I didn't mean to offend you at all. I'm not suicidal at all. I want the person that shot and killed my mother to pay for it." Turning towards Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool she nodded a little bit. Maybe she should hire them both.

"I might take you up on that offer. Hell, I'd be willing to hire you both, but that might be against assassin code? I'm really not sure about that.

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"Oh. Lame." Norrington sulked as he headed back to the bar and took a seat again. "I ain't even mad," he mumbled dejectedly. "I mean, it's not like I wanted you to fire me, baka."

His attention was suddenly taken by a fly buzzing around and he had an urge to go hunt it down.

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"Hell, if we can get along with out trying to kill each other, I don't really see much of a problem with both of us being hired!" he said, shrugging. "'sides, I don't really follow any 'assassin code'. I'm a mercenary, assassination is just one of the many faculties that fall under my belt of shady 'shoot-exploding-slicey' business practices, and I don't really follow any code 'cept my own rules."

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"Well, I'm glad you're not mad then. I uhhh..." Blinking, Gabrielle realized she was sort of confused. That was what happened when a teenager attempted to organize an assassination attempt. It was something totally out of her comfort zone and although she played something similar in a movie, it was absolutely different. Musing a bit, she tugged on her brunette hair and shrugged a little towards the hologram that had declared that although she was sorry, she wasn't moving the truck. The cleaning crew had all but ignored it and continued patching up everything that had been messed up. It was a hard job, but they were damn good at it. Returning her attention towards Wade and the other assassin, she wondered if they could even get along.

"Well, I'll have to check with my dad first, but if he's fine with it, I'll hire you both. For all I know, there was more than one assassin. My sister and I might be in danger too."

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Norrington raised an eyebrow. "No way fe-get," Norrington spewed, "I work alone. The only person I work with is my daughter, and she's a useless love-smitten spaz, like all teenage girls."

"No offence, babe."

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"Hah! No offense taken. To be honest, this is absolutely out of my knowledge and I'm kind of just flying with it. I can hire one of you to find and kill the assassin and the other to keep my father, sister, and myself safe and alive? I don't know if that would eve work since we're not even together at the same time. I'm mostly worried about my pops and sister because they're reckless." Shaking her head, she wished her sister wasn't so much like their father, but unfortunately she was.

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"So," Fabian turned to the strange man in red and black, "Uh, the mercenary business pay well? Not saying I'd want to do it, heck, I don't think I'd be anywhere near qualified. Besides, I have..." he sighed "A very exciting career already." His words were filled to the brim with sarcasm. He scratched his eyebrow and looked down at his drink. "Geez this is depressing."