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Wilhelm Ixme

A green gnome with a large hat.

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a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by Jo_Tunn

Description

Height: 3 feet and 4 inches / 1.016 Meters
Weight: 60 pounds / 27.2155 Kilo grams
Skin color: Green
Hair: Bald, with a green beard
Clothes: out side of work: Purple robes, a grey pointy hat, a cloak, and pack. At work: a chief's outfit with chief hat.

Equipment

A sack of Powder bombs
Honest Ibrim's Guide to Death, Taxes, Card Games, and the Afterlife in the Multiverse
cloak of resistance +5
Feather Token: tree
Amulet of Health +2

Powers
Fey magic: Whenever you are rolling to bypass spell resistance, you may roll twice and take the better result.

Laughing Touch: With a melee touch attack, you can cause a creature to burst out laughing for 1 round. A laughing creature can only take a move action, but can defend itself normally. Once a creature has been affected by laughing touch, it is immune to its effects for 24 hours. You can use this ability a number of times per day equal to 3 + your Charisma modifier. This is a mind-affecting effect.

Spirit of the Fey: At 2nd level, you can use the reduce person spell on yourself at will with no limit on duration. Activating or canceling the effect is a standard action.

Fleeting Glance: At 3rd level, you can become invisible for a number of rounds per day equal to your sorcerer level. This ability functions as greater invisibility, and the rounds do not need to be consecutive. Activating this ability is a standard action, and canceling it is a free action.

Fey Stride: you can move through any sort of undergrowth (such as thorns, briars, overgrown areas and similar terrain) at your normal speed without taking any damage or suffering any other impairment. This is a supernatural ability that even allows you to pass through magically manipulated areas with no difficulty.

Soul of the Fey: your soul becomes one with the world of fey. You gain a +5 bonus on saving throws against poison and DR 5/cold iron. Creatures of the animal type do not attack you unless compelled to do so through magic. Once per day, you can cast shadow walk as a spell-like ability using your sorcerer level as your caster level.

Spells
Level 1
Color Spray
Entangle
Magic missiles
Hypnotism
Mage armor
Shaw's instant gang plank
Level 2
Bulls strength
Glitter dust
Hideous Laughter
Create pit
Resist energy
Invisibility
Level 3
Deep Slumber
Dispel Magic
Haste
Heroism
Slow
Level 4
Greater Invisibility
Dimension Door
Black Tentacles
Poison
Blank
Level 5
Cone of Cold
Tree Stride
Overland Flight
Blank
Blank
Level 6
Mislead
Disintegrate
Freezing Sphere
Blank
Level 7
Waves of Exhaustion
Phase door
Level 8
Power Word Stun
Irresistible Dance

History

Wilhelm was born on the world of Praemal. His natural talent for spell casting was only over shadowed by his love for cooking. At the age of 52 he moved to the city of Ptolus. Land in the city isn't cheep though so to afford his restaurant we started adventuring. (Skip this part if you want) Together with his ever changing band of companions, among whom where, The markswoman Lady Caitlyn LeChuck, The wizard detective known as Dirk Brickman, the living wall of muscle Kam with his Swordaxe, The living choasitech armor Col. Shaw, his apprentice the Erynies sorceress Talon, and their boss, the Drow summoner Tessandra (Tess) Vrama, The porter/Monk Boggs (who could run at 56 mph), Baron Magnanimous Joe the steam powered warrior, the half-orc barbarian Belros Torein, The wizard/rogue/pro delver elf Zole, The Insane Ugly-as-Sin Halfling Barbarian Shiadu (why didn't I kill him), The alchemist/cleric of science Kel(ly), MATT "Mother fucking" RICHARDS, The unfettered Sorhia Lefas, And many many more he did such things as kill an undead inquisitor (who hated magic users and the undead), Clear the catacombs of ni-gorth, Loot the vile Viscount Fer'Drax home, slay an ancient evil rainbow dragon, put a paladin to rest, Stop a man who was kidnapping cats, help kidnap a foreign diplomat, frame an innocent(haha yeah right) man for that crime, Clear a keep of bandits, kill pirates and save a spy, Killed a werewolf cult, Killed a fuck load of goblins, Saved our secretary from the hand of some bad men, killed a chuul, Killed a behir, killed the bad guy from Conan the barbarian, Killed gargoyles/ cleared the temple of some god, Battled/befriended Flail snails (who is known as Mr.bopper), and subdued a dragon turtle, set loose an ancient evil (not his best moment), and died 9 times, among other things. oh and he also had a sadistic bounty hunter after him.

Well then he woke up some where else. Terra. Which should have been imposable. See Praemal is like the jail of the multiverse. Once in you can't leave. The fact the Wilhelm is out raises too many scary questions for him to think about. he heads for wing city hoping for another Ptolus but sadly can't find much work as an adventure. thankfully though, he is able to find work baking his extra dimensional cakes for a strip club. while it doesn't bring the cash in like an adventure, it is much safer. also dental.

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Wilhelm Ixme runs to the bank

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A small figure clocked in purple with green skin and a large hat Floats in out of the cold and up to the bar. once there he looks at the menu and sighs. "This just isn't home, but I guess it will do" he mutters under his breath.

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Wilhelm Ixme floats in slowly across the bar. His hands are on his head and he is swinging his hips in a circle.

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The gnome takes a break from his Harlem shaking to look around and notice that it is dark in the bar. "Well we can't have that! Illuminate!" he says with a shout and he snaps his fingers. A bit of light appears, not to bright but enough for the people with out dark vision to see by.

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Wilhelm Ixme goes back to shaking

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Wilhelm Ixme floats out of the bar

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A green gnome floats into the tavern in lotus position. His apparel is that of a professional chef. He floats over to the bar and addresses the Nickolas Cage impersonator "Sup Ix, you got a job for me?"

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The gnome snickers at Ix's new look and loses control of the spell that lets him float. on the floor he can't help but burst out laughing
Ix joins in on the laughter, his voice much deeper

"You just have a certain.... Way about you. And you should know by now that I don't burn my cooking." The gnome turns a darker shade of green and with a flick of his wrist reactivates his spell so that he is once again at eye level. "Ah greetings. I am Wilhelm Ixme, Sorcerer Chef supreme. My friend, Ix, was telling me that you had an opening at your fine establishment."

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"Good! You look swell," Daemala torted, then pointed at the gnome on the floor.

"And you're hired. Say you can cook?" Like lightning the woman produced a menu from seemingly nowhere.

"Familiarize yourself with this," She pushed the clothes towards him, "Wear these," Daemala began ushering the gnome towards the kitchens, "Burn nothing." Turning on her heel, she addressed Ix again. "Customers!"

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Ix jumps back and raises an eyebrow "Well would you look at that..." Ix says to himself. He half turns his head back to the bar but see's that Daemala is busy with Wilhelm still. Back to facing the "Women" he tries once more to communicate "Ma'am, the Tauvry has a certain dress code, and all who wish to stay must be properly clothed. Do you understand?" Ix keeps his voice calm but not patronizing.

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Wilhelm grabs the menu and heads into the kitchen to take stock of what he has to work with.

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The gnome chuckles when he hears Ix's scream "Ya, you got her alright...."

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Wilhelm is lounging in the air, reading the menu when a little girl comes in. something was off with her. "Oh hello there little miss, may I ask what you are doing in my kitchen?" while saying this he discreetly casts a spell the scans for magic on and around the girl. Wilhelm can hear from the front of house Ix yelling "For the Love of god, bake her a cake!" He wonders why Ix was so insistent on it when he see her "Friends" follow her in. "Right, and what flavor would you prefer?"

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Wilhelm Ixme casts haste and prepares a cake a break neck speeds.

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Ix just stands there huffing and puffing for a few minutes until he can compose himself. once ready he only slightly shifts, his "clothes" turn back to the fancy black uniform. He hits the bar first and grabs a bottle of something nice and sits down at the table where omega is hiding under. Sighing he says "Please join me up here, I would really like to talk to you. Hell, We don't even know each others names. I'm Ix. Ix Blacklight."

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Wilhelm floats out with a large triple tier chocolate cake following him. He shrugs when he can't fine the creepy little girl and sets it on the bar. He then begins working on Williams order back in the kitchen.

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Wilhelm Ixme is making preparations for the "Grand opening".

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Wilhelm Pours her a glass a tap water and magic's it over to Omega. he can't find a way to broach the topic of where her clothes had gone.

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"Well, is your kind aquatic?" the green gnome enquirers, His glaze firmly fixated over her shoulder. "Surly that would explain it." Or maybe you are just thirsty.

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"Recover from being thirsty? Uhh well if you say so, I guess that's good news then.." Wilhelm says in confusion.

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Wilhelm Ixme filling orders and trying to blow up peoples heads with his mind. He isn't happy about being up front, oh sure he may have a great force of personality but that was BORING! He wanted to be back in the kitchen discovering whole new frontiers of culinary art! Seeing the blood being spit on the bar He grumbles and casts a quick prestidigitation to clean it up.

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A green gnome in a plush purple coat and pointy wizard's hat is floating along the path way. He passes by young man with blue hair without so much as a friendly nod.

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The gnome jumps, or jumps as well as you can from a sitting position while floating. He turn and looks at the Punk "Oh, you can see me. funny I could have sworn that spell lasted longer." he says more to himself then the punk now in front of him. He floats up to eye level with the Punk "Help? Drugged? Hmmm." His keen eyes examine the man from all angles, zipping this way and that around the man. Finally he stops his dizzying movement back in front of the man. "Okay then lets sit down a bench for a minute. Get cooled down."

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"Okay lad, gut lay down. how long ago did you drink this contaminated water. who gave it to you?" The gnome's face is just a bit worried.

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Wilhelm Ixme rolls his eyes, his worry turns to annoyance "52 gods of chaos save me from fools." he mutters "Why the hell did you drink wild water?"