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William Toffler

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a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by Nevermore90

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Wylf

Gender: MaleHair Color : Brown
Age: 24Eye Color : Amber
Sexuality: HeterosexualHeight: 6'0''
Ethnicity: White/CaucasianWeight: 135
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Fears: Dying, starvation, being buried alive, burning, freezing, avalanches, dragons, zombies, disease.

Likes: Large dogs, stabbing implements, magics, (his own) chauvinism.

Dislikes: Being upstaged, large crowds, running.




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Bio:


Wylf lives (sleeps and eats) on the same "Plane" or "Level of existence" that the Gambit's Bar is generally considered to be occupying. He spends more of his time, however, in the freezing, mountainous abyss of Cragynstan (referred to by other names in other languages). In Cragynstan, goblins, orcs, elves, humans, gnomes, and intelligent badgers fight each-other in an almost all-out free-for-all war over nothing in particular than a mutual dislike. The normal staple of fantastic creatures liven up the various battles-dragons melt ice caps and flood valleys, giant birds of prey swoop up whole horses-but play little major role.
Cragynstan is devoid of "Common" materials like cobalt, metals than can't be worked into tools. It has plenty of precious gems, gold, and a freak vein of silver known as "Moonstone" by the elves of (rough translation) "Holy Rock" by goblins. Iron, bronze, coal, wood, and rock are all plenty common to hold a medieval war; no guns, bombs, or tanks.
Speaking of which-the warring groups of Cragynstan have had a long-respected treaty against firearms, percussion weapons, chemical agents, or explosives. Everyone agrees it is far too unfair if a wizard or sorcerer (such as Wylf) could simply "Poof" to Gambit's, buy a nuke, "Poof" back, and end the war. I mean, where's the fun in that? There isn't any at all, and it defeats the purpose of clubbing each-other upside the head.
In addition, there's a give-and-take policy with armor. No power armor, no electronics, nothing can't be made of reasonably organic materials or such as can be found in Cragynstan. Ballistic armors, like kevlar or BDUs, have only recently (and begrudgingly) been allowed into combat. The gasmask Wylf wears is under heavy debate (and if he loses the debate he will be sentenced to a violent and humiliating death), as is his use of magically-induced chemical warfare. (He didn't produce a bomb, he did what anyone can do, so what's the problem?)

The difference between a wizard and a sorcerer is as important as it is small. A wizard, or "Book magician," reads a scroll or an ancient tomb to learn his spells. He must steady, memorize, and specialize.
A sorcerer, or "Born magician," has an innate ability he or she taps to use his or her magic. This is usually because either a powerful-enough wizard higher on the family tree had children or a dragon (or equally-magical creature) shape-shifted and had fervent child-making sessions. Wylf is of the latter (a sorcerer, not a dragon's bastard child).
Wylf is capable of spontaneously developing characteristics necessary to save Nevermore90's reputation, quite on a whim. He started to sing at perfect pitch, painted an epic battle involving tiger-dragons violently applying their sexual organs as weapons against the penguin-hating lesser-hoblins of the west Andes, and sculpted an exact 1:10 figurine of himself to full detail. Just because he can.
Those items however poofed out of Gambit's existence and into Wylf's house back in Cragystan.

So begins...

William Toffler's Story

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William Toffler cocked a brow. "I thought it was supposed to hurt the living. But this doesn't have the nicotine and shit that's in real cigs."

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William Toffler shook his head. "You miss the point. If you're a zombie, why does smoking non-jetfuel rat poison hurt?"

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William Toffler dropped his burger and sat up, palms exposed nonthreatiningly. "Sorry. Sheesh."

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William Toffler furrowed his brows. "What the fuck did I do?"

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William Toffler reached out to touch her arm. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you ma'am."

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William Toffler tried rubbing her shoulder. "I'm sorry, really. Can I buy you dinner or something, make up for it?"

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William Toffler sighed. He didn't stop rubbing her back. "Sorry, ma'am."

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William Toffler was suddenly hugged, with his arm pinned to his chest. "Do you want dinner, ma'am?"

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William Toffler fixed the way he was sitting and went back to his burger. "You wasted a pretty expensive cigarette."

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William Toffler normally ignored everyone other than who he was hitting on. "Is there anything you need?"

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William Toffler watched Jewel leave, apparently, and finished his dinner.

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William Toffler poofed into the bar with what looked like a cross between a taco, a pizza, a cheeseburger, and a small child all wrapped up and mashed into a plastic bowl, accompanied by a plastic spork. It was good, and he enjoyed it thoroughly, along with a barely-touched bottle of alcohol he had purchased last night and almost forgotten to drink.

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William Toffler expecting the girl, who's attitude matched her fiery hair, to come bounding in, and had just the greeting in mind. From around a mouth full of food: "Hoh's'ta colla' lil' gurl?"

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William Toffler shook his head and swallowed. "No; how is the collar, little child? I think it adds a real 'spark' to your wardrobe."

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William Toffler chuckled at his joke and her approving reaction. "I put it on you by... you know those wrist-bands that you hit on your wrist and it wraps around really tight, and it kind of hurts if you do it a lot? Well it works like that; I slapped it against the front of your next and it sealed at the back." He took another bite out of his meal. "Ye want some?"

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William Toffler shrugged. "I didn't like your attitude, so I... eh, what's the phrase? 'Showed you up,' I think."

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William Toffler watched Eleesa leave-and another girl come bounding over. "Eh, h-hi?" He went back to eating, indifferent of her presence.

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William Toffler furrowed his brows. "Jesus woman, how much have you fuckin' drank? It's not even six yet!"

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William Toffler rolled his eyes. "Go sleep it off, lass."

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William Toffler scooted over, as not to have his lap sit-in. "What?" She didn't make any sense.

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William Toffler nodded. "Yeah, well that sums up about bloody everyone, don't it?"

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William Toffler furrowed his brows again. "I don't know how that's possible." He looked down at her, wondering why the hell she kept bothering him. "Uh..."

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William Toffler shook his head. "Didn't kill any goblins."

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William Toffler nodded. "Pretty often, yeah. It's why my cigarette tin's all banged up; stopping arrows."

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William Toffler thought about it. "Probably. I've fought dragons, Solar Angels, vampires, werewolves, goblins, pixies, sprites, spriggans, druids, elves, demons, humans..."