*The Leader is stood on a rock in the middle of the river, with two cultists kneeling in the waters below.*
The Leader: Do you want to hear a secret? A deep, dark secret that has haunted society since it began?
But first, Parents, I need you to stop lying to your children, because you're telling them that monsters aren't real, when they actually are, and every single person in the media world is a monster, controlled by the demons that live in the backs of their head, whispering thoughts into their brains and forcing them down onto their hands and knees.
*The Leader spins around on the rock like a child, before turning serious again.*
The Leader: But what are you going to do when I decide the time for fun and games is over? What happens when they all begin to walk upright? And that is the true reason why you come and look for me, because you're scared of me, you don't know who I am, What I am, or where I am. Well luckily for you, I'm going to tell you, I'm everything!
The Leader chuckles to himself.*
The Leader: I'm the dirt and grass between your toes, I'm the box for a pack of matches, and the air that surrounds you. Everything around you is a riddle, and things may seem different than they really are, thus is the mystery of me, open to the world's interpretation.
I'm coming for you, and when I find you, there's nowhere you can run...