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The Perfect Excuse: The Law

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Gweneth May Victoria [0] Guys,guns, and muffins, what more does a girl need?
Joseph Saearini [0] Honey, You can ride a boat, or a train any day. Its just I'll never let you ride ME.

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Gwen rolled her eyes at him and smiled slightly. “You are going to have the biggest hang-over ever tomorrow” she said with a laugh as she ate her box of mushu chicken. She watched him for a moment before she headed down the hall to her bathroom and came back just wearing short boxers and a sports bra. “Hmm wasted out of his mind but still horny as fuck” she said to herself as she eyed his bulging pants. She he started to touch her suggestively again she set her food down and move across his lap to straddle him “If you’re gonna touch me you better be prepared for the repercussions” she said grinning now as she looped her arms around his neck

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Jojo was suddenly turned on by the fact Gwen was in a pair of boys' boxers, and pinned her down.

":D Wanna wrestle?"

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Gwen let out a yelp when he pinned her down "Hey!" she mumbled before grinning at him at least he was slightly coherent again. "Sure" she said as she wrapped her legs tightly around his waist and flipped them onto the carpet with him on bottom. "How about we bet on it..." she said as she leaned her elbows on his chest "If I win I get... a boon, a favor from you" she said

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"Not if I use my….KINNIKU BUSTER!!"

And he proceeded to attack the girl. :D

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Gwen laughed as she flopped down on the couch. She kept wiggling out of his holds but she wasn't heavy enough to pin him down either. "So who get's the boon?" she said stifling a laugh as she looked around her half wrecked living room chairs overturned and the coffee table was upside down.

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"…I dunno. XD" Laughed Jojo. "I think you wash hurt baaaad."

Then, he reached for both his boxers, and the nearest light switch, as he drooled in lust. "You need an injection! :D"

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Gwen rolled her eyes at him "uh huh sure" she said still laughing. "Say what? injection?" she frowned she was totally confused now

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And one night later…

Jojo was sleeping with Gwen on top of him, covered mostly by the blanket. Their underwear was back on magically, and there was a monopoly board, some beer bottles, and a football.

Don't ask.

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Gwen let out a moan as her eyes fluttered open she was confused for a second then she remembered last night. She rolled off of Jojo and grinned as she stretched her arms out “Mmmm Gwen you’re a genius” she said to herself as she put Jojo’s shirt from yesterday on buttoning the middle two buttons and leaving the rest undone. She went into her kitchen and blinked at the bright lights before starting a pot of coffee and some bloody mary’s.

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Jojo began to look around. He did it!…

He was free. The mafia life was over now. He had bought a cheap apartment, and started to live freely…

…Oh hey, a pair of panties.

"…FFFFFF-"

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Gwen hummed a little tune to herself as she poured to cups of coffee and two bloody Mary’s she added a sprig of mint to each of the drinks and coated the rim’s in salt. She walked into her bedroom with one of each drink in her hand and a bottle of asprin “Morning!” she said cheerfully when she saw he was awake “Which one do you want?” she asked holding out the drinks “I wasn’t sure how you got over your hangovers” she said letting out a little laugh as she sat down cross legged in front of him on the bed. His shirt hung loosely on her and her hair was pulled back in a pony

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Jojo was just lying there, clutching the edge of the blanket with his jaw dropped.

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Gwen schrunched her eyebows together "What do I look that bad?" she said rolling her eyes now she was a morning person and usually looked good for a little while during them. "Oh yeah asprin too" she said tossing the bottle in his lap

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Jojo really didn't change much. The bottle of aspirin struck him in the groin, making him bite into his lip. Hard. Like a giant chomp.

"…Why did we….How did…why….WAAAH DX"

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Gwen rolled her eyes and stretched her legs out on the bed and sipped at the coffee. "Why? Cause you were horny" she shrugged and grinned slightly now "How? you were wasted like no other" she laughed a little and looked down at her chest and adjusted his shirt on her body slightly

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"…Noooo." Replied Jojo, getting all chibi and innocent-like, looking away from the girl's shirt and feeling guilty.

"I'm Ashamed of my body! DX The misery! I fucked a slutty cop!"

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Gwen rolled her eyes at him again "You weren't too ashamed last night" she stood up now slightly pissed she might act like a slut half the time but that didn't mean she like being called one "Here's the drinks hope they taste ok asshole" she said and she proceed to dump the tomato juice beverage and coffee over his head and lap. Satisfied with the lovely mess she'd made she walked away from the bed and over to her closet and slipped out of Jojo's shirt and tossed it on the bed leaving her in a bra and panties. Gwen grabbed a Hooter's girl t-shirt and skinny jeans put them on and walked out into her kitchen again.