Full Name: "Don't laugh alright, but my full name is Timothy Jason Franks. Hey, I said no laughing it is not like I choose my name."
Nickname: "My friends mostly call me Tim or Timmy. Alright, there something a little less embarrassing."
Sexual Orientation: "Now, I don't believe why the hell this question is even relevant, but seeing how it is mandatory I will comply. I'm straight."
Age: "This past winter I turned 22."
Hometown: "I come from Willimantic, Connecticut. I would tell you what street I live on, but it would be pointless. You would find me anyway."
Appearance: "I'm 5'11" and half. Yes that half matters damn it. Alright I weigh about 160 and my muscle mass is almost nonexcisting. I'm mostly skin and bone. I wear my fake gold chain, a graphic t-shirt, and a pair of ragged ass baggy pants. To be perfectly honest, even I think I look like a wannabe gangsta."
Personality: "My friends would describe me as that wise cracking cracker. I'm sarcastic, and always seem to have a joke ready. I'm a pretty easy going guy when it comes to most stuff. Though if you rub me the wrong way you might find that we are going to have an altercation. Oh, I've also been called the brains among my friends. It does make sense I am the only one of us who finished high school within the top ten percent of the class. If I am alone I often pull out a book and read for a while. If somebody does come and see me during my reading I politely raise my finger so I can finish my page. If they proceed to not wait patiently then, I will still finish my page, but I am going to have words with you. As for my temper, I have a long fuse, but that fuse leads to a nuclear weapon. I will bust heads, if I explode."
Likes: "Let us see, I like rainbows, puppies... oh, *bleep* it. I'm pulling your leg. I like telling jokes, being sarcastic, maybe being the nice guy once in a while, rap, metal, punk, classic rock, music in general really, reading, swearing, and FFF's. I'll let you figure out what that means."
Dislikes: "Man, this list could possible take forever. I know this supposed to be short and shit, so I will keep it to a low number. Stupid people are a huge dislike for me, another one is party boys, sure I like to go out have a good time, but it shouldn't consume your life. Grow up, for *Bleep* sake. Anybody who owns a guitar and thinks that they are the next Jimi Hendrix. I mean come on, Nobody and I mean NOBODY will ever topple Hendrix as the best guitar player in the world in my honest opinion. I have an extreme dislike for country music. Don't ask me why because I have no freaking clue."
Relationship Status: "Let me put it to you this way, I've never had a girlfriend. For all of those people with lower intelligence, I'm single."
Why do you think you were chosen to be featured on The Real World? "To be perfectly honest, I have no *Bleep*ing idea. Maybe it was because of my endearing charm. Yeah, because that is totally why I was chosen for the real world. Or maybe it was because I can think my way out of a paper bag. Or better yet, the fact that I'm a nice guy at heart. Yeah, nice guys always get chosen for this type of shows. Perhaps it was because I'm brutally honest with people. They probably wanted me to be the comic relief. Throw a few jokes here and there, break up some tension. Maybe get punched a few times. Who the *bleep* knows.