For generations Purple has been chosen to designate those with the divine right to rule. In its wake, all others would lay down arms or pledge their allegiance to anyone bearing the royal colors, and there was peace. Until now.
"I'm not here for the crown, just for the pay. And if any kind of drink is included, that would be great."
"Honor is all that a man has when he leaves this world. I must stay loyal to my Queen. No other option exists."
"Vulgarity is a poor substitute for wit...but it is still so damned funny!"
"My family's served the King and Queen for years...this IS the right way...right...?"
"Keep a watchful eye, and you will always find the light in a situation."
"Take away my tail, claws and ears, and I'll still kick your butt."
"Worry not. It's unbecoming for royalty to mingle with the trivial affairs of the common rabble."