I'm the young United States. It's up to me to help all these old geezers along and save the world!
Hmm, about me? Well thats easy! I'm the hero! I follow the rules of justice and freedom, and I save the world! I also love food. What kind of food? Hamburgers and soda! Best food ever man!
China, I call you!
My history is filled with blood, gore, and the fight for justice! It's actually pretty freaking cool!