Josiah Colquhoun (pronounced Cuh-Hoon) is a former factory worker from the Appalachian mountains of eastern Tennessee. In his spare time, he is the owner/admin/moderator of the webforum entitled "We Are Not Sheep". Here, Josiah and his hand-picked, "Select Few" collect, catalog, organize, dissect, calculate, redissect, debate and investigate all things conspiracy theory using the worldwide web.
Josiah's factory had just announced a downsizing/layoff program in the wake of the Iraq Evacuation when Mrs. Frederick showed up in Josiah's apartment. In her (as always) cryptic manner, Mrs. Frederick calmly ignored the M1911 pointed at her, and offered Josiah an interview with the Warehouse. Her offer also, out of necessity, included a check "for expenses".
Josiah was in Montana two days later.
((this section goes back to the RP started on customerssuck.com))
Josiah's first mission involved recovering Gary Gygax's original notes and original polygonal dice. After this mission wound up involving Josiah's 2nd Amendment rights, Claudia took away his carry 1911, only to give it back as a modified Tesla. Josiah's next mission, this time found in the bowels of his webforum, involved a back-up prop Chucky doll from the original Child's Play film. His third mission involved the discovery of a misfiled artifact: an M21 sniper rifle thought to be the weapon of legendary Marine Corps Scout/Sniper Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Norman Hathcock. It turned out the rifle was the weapon of late Delta Force sniper --and Medal of Honor recipient-- Sergeant First Class Randall David Shugart when Sgt. Shugart was killed in action at Mogadishu. The real Hathcock rifle was discovered in the hands of an extremist militia member intent on assassinating PotUS.
Josiah interred --with extreme prejudice-- the Chucky doll in the Dark Vault inside a transparent aluminum canister filled with Purple Goo, and is forever saluting the two rifles he recovered. His former partner --now retired-- "Sam" lends her hand on the forum as she lives out her days on a quiet farm in the middle of BFE Kansas, not twenty miles from her original "Bleeding Kansas" homestead. "That is a very long and convoluted story I will not tell," Josiah replies when asked.