
My name is Willow Grumman, yeah yeah laugh it up I've heard them all Grummy, Grumble, Grubby, Grumpy. My father told me I was named after my grandmother, but she still insists that her name is just Granny. Oh well maybe she's just trying to be mysterious and it's not like I'm gonna call her anything but what she wants to be called.
I am sixteen years old, but oh no Granny doesn't trust me with her good brooms. So I have to fly the failed experiment that she tried in the 80's. I guess I can look on the bright side of things, while all the other witches are laughing hysterically as I try to keep my butt in the air on flying vacuum cleaner. At least I'll always be unique.
-She stops to take a look down the neck of her hooded sweat shirt.- Yes! There are indeed boobies still there. I'm very certain that at this moment I am still female. But I have heard of people messing up their spells and yeeeah. Lets just say I enjoy being a girl so I avoid those spells.
I am a human, but I'm also a witch. It was kind of a surprise actually, my father could never really get a handle on magic when he was younger growing up in Bluffington. So he never expected to have a kid who was capable of it, especially since my mother isn't a witch and didn't know anything like that existed till her two year old turned the family cat into something a cross between a dragon and a feline. He he he... Yeeeah that's another story I'll save for another question.
Yeah, boy and girl, girl and girl, boy and boy.... does it really matter? Now don't get me wrong I think boys are cute aaaand I like them allot. But.... I'm really awkward talking to just about anyone... let alone a guy I might like, and Granny keeps me busy learning magic and school so I haven't been on many dates or anything.
Ah.... that would be my good friend Ralph, the once ordinary tabby, house cat now fire breathing, furry, scaled, dragon... cat... thing. After the incident that occurred when I was too young to know what the hell I was doing. My mother insisted that I be sent to live with my grandmother in Bluffington as to not frighten or possibly inadvertently change my younger sibling Collin into something else. Needless to say Ralph was sent along with me, he has been by my side from then on. You'd think he'd be a little miffed at me for changing him into his mismatched self, but he seems content in his dragon cat form.
Personality huh? Well if you listen to everybody else, I'm a weirdo, nerd, dork, uhhhh... well I'm not that popular at school. However I'm not the type of person to worry about that too much. Honestly if they don't like how I am they can go eat dog vomit or something. School is alright, there's all the normal subjects that typical, ordinary students take and this there's the schooling I get at home from my Granny Grumman. I have allot of respect for her, and I guess in some ways I'm allot like her. I really like reading, and I spend allot of time dancing around in my room like an idiot from time to time. Which has lead to many trips, scrapes, and occasional broken toes cause I am a huge clutz.
He he he.... you should see me in the air on that vacuum, I'm really good at seeing the bright side of things and laughing at myself. I don't take anything too seriously cause if I did... I think I'd find myself a bit miserable and frankly it sucks when you feel like you're a complete failure. Granted.... their are times when I'm teased and things do get to me... I'm not invincible and there are people who like to bully and are good at making people generally feel like crap. So there are times when I feel down, I'm also pretty awkward when it come to talking to others especially a bunch of people. It's like I freeze up, my brain disappears and my head is full of nothing rainbows and unicorn farts. Despite all of this my Granny, makes me feel special, and helps ground me when I feel like a total screw up. It's hard not to feel that way whey you're family basically ships you off cause they don't want to deal with you. So basically, I'm a pretty easy going person who just wants to have a good time.
I have lived in Bluffington since I was really young, my father grew up in this town but he left when he went to college. Met my mother in college and they got married. They had me a few years later, and then a couple of years after that they had my little brother Collin. When I was two I started to exhibit magic abilities, much to the surprise and shock of my parents. After they got over the shock both of them realized that they had no idea how to deal with a child that could do what I could do. My grandmother was contacted and soon I found myself shipped off to live with her. I keep in touch with my parents of course, but it's become very apparent over the years that they prefer I'm not there.
I really don't have any kind of relationship with my younger brother, he's come to Bluffington a few times to visit but has always preferred to stay at home and play his video games then interact with me. As far as I know he's never shown any sign of being able to use magic like I do, but that's okay. I still love my family... even though I feel like sort of an outcast around them. In recent events, I'm doing my best to try to enjoy my high school years. Living in this small but definitely 'diverse' town, you see lots things, and you meet people that you would never meet in my families town. So I think I lead a pretty exciting life, forget turning sixteen and getting you drivers licence. Try turning sixteen and getting your flying license, yeah I don't get to fly around on a broom like everybody else. But who else in town gets to ride on flying vacuum powered by unicorn farts.