"How do you feel about the following cliques?"
Royals
"There are a million reasons why I love the royals. For one, I'm one of them and wouldn't want to be anywhere else. Secondly, we're at the top of the ladder, so as lame as it sounds, we 'rule the school' and for good reason. We are cool, we're obviously good looking, and we're just the people that everyone else wants to be."
Preps
"Most of the preps feel like equals to me. They're probably more prim and proper and pretty than most of us royals, but I think I could be mistaken for a prep. Maybe not when I'm drunk and running my mouth, but if I wanted to dress up in J.Crew pastels every day, I think I could make a pretty good prep."
Jocks
"I'm good friends with a lot of the dudes who fall into this group and a lot of the girls are really cool too. The only thing that I will say, is that some of the girls in this group go too hard. I'll always appreciate a girl who's good competition in sports, or who stays health and fit, but dude, no one likes a girl who's a fucking body builder, wrestling or trying to play tackle football and shit. The girls who are too jock-ish weird me out. Maybe it's wrong to say, but it's just how I feel sometimes."
Cheerleaders
"Maybe it's clichÊ, but cheerleaders, in general, are hot. There are a few ugly ones here and there, but a few bad apples don't ruin the general consensus that they're a hot group."
Rebels
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Animals
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Wannabes
"Excuse my French, but basically all I can say here is: an easy fuck. Dom apparently knows a little bit too much about that."
Performers/Artisans/Thespians
"Eh... not really my scene. At least in terms of the performers and thespians, they can be a little bit too... exuberant for me. There's a difference between real actors and the kids who act in school plays. I don't care if that's where a lot of the real actors started out, it still means that the high school ones are weird. I honestly can't really distinguish in personality or social level between any of these three groups."
Drifters
"I don't really have an opinion here. Some of them are chill, some of them are lame. I guess there must be a reason why no group has actually picked them up, but I don't have a problem with the group as a whole. They exist, they don't cause many problems... I don't know, they're just there."
Skaters
"I know how to skateboard, but I'd never fall into this clique. They just seem... dirty. Is that the right word? Maybe it's grimy? I don't know how to describe it, but they just remind me of people with greasy hair and those huge Vans that should've been left in 2008."
Hipsters
"They're definitely more acceptable than the emo freaks, and you know, I can admit that some of their vibes are cool. At least the hipsters who aren't just the mainstream hipsters are pretty cool."
Loners/Scenes/ Punks/Goths/ Emos
"Apparently there are things that distinguish goths from emos and emos from punks and so on, but I don't see it. All I know is that these are definitely the weirdest people of the school. The geeks and the nerds might be losers, but at least they're normal-looking people. I don't even know what else to say about this group. They remind me of people you'd see in a haunted houses, and they're just plain weird."
Geeks/ Nerds
"The geeks and the nerds may not be the coolest kids on the block, but I don't dislike them as a whole. Some of them are weirder than others, but for the ones who are just smart and can still hold a normal conversation, I can admit I respect. I'm not the smartest guy, so the fact that there are people out there who can spend hours a day reading or doing work, just to excel and help their future self out is respectable in my book. "
Transfers
"My view on transfers differs every year, depending on who transfers in. I usually don't take much interest in them, and normally I'd say I feel bad for transfers, since they're coming into such a segregated school where everyone basically has a friend group already, but this year's kind of different. For one, Kylie Jenner's transferring in, and that makes me glad that I'm in the BHHS Ambassadors club because we help out at transfer events. Also, though, my half-sister is coming in as a transfer, and depending on whether she's decided to continue being a raging bitch or not will likely affect my willingness to deal with them this year."
Niners
"Normally seen as the fresh meat of the school, and if my sister wasn't one of them, I'd be right there with Brad trying to figure out if there are any potential hot girls in the mix. The fact that Amelia is one of them, though, automatically makes any other freshman girl off limits because that's just creepy, man. I'm not going to try to sleep with a girl who's having play dates with my little sister. That's just fucked up. I won't say that I'm about to be the big brother to every niner, but being the big guy on campus doesn't change the fact that I'm going to look out for at least one niner, and that's my sister."
Outcasts
"There's not much to say here. They're outcasts for a reason, and because of that, I'm not about to befriend any of them. All I will say, though, is that this clique might as well join up with at least the emos and the goths and all of those freaks, because they all seem like outcasts to me too."
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