Announcements: Cutting Costs (2024) » January 2024 Copyfraud Attack » Finding Universes to Join (and making yours more visible!) » Guide To Universes On RPG » Member Shoutout Thread » Starter Locations & Prompts for Newcomers » RPG Chat — the official app » Frequently Asked Questions » Suggestions & Requests: THE MASTER THREAD »

Latest Discussions: Adapa Adapa's for adapa » To the Rich Men North of Richmond » Shake Senora » Good Morning RPG! » Ramblings of a Madman: American History Unkempt » Site Revitalization » Map Making Resources » Lost Poetry » Wishes » Ring of Invisibility » Seeking Roleplayer for Rumple/Mr. Gold from Once Upon a Time » Some political parody for these trying times » What dinosaur are you? » So, I have an Etsy » Train Poetry I » Joker » D&D Alignment Chart: How To Get A Theorem Named After You » Dungeon23 : Creative Challenge » Returning User - Is it dead? » Twelve Days of Christmas »

Players Wanted: Serious Anime Crossover Roleplay (semi-literate) » Looking for a long term partner! » JoJo or Mha roleplay » Seeking long-term rp partners for MxM » [MxF] Ruining Beauty / Beauty x Bastard » Minecraft Rp Help Wanted » CALL FOR WITNESSES: The Public v Zosimos » Social Immortal: A Vampire Only Soiree [The Multiverse] » XENOMORPH EDM TOUR Feat. Synthe Gridd: Get Your Tickets! » Aishna: Tower of Desire » Looking for fellow RPGers/Characters » looking for a RP partner (ABO/BL) » Looking for a long term roleplay partner » Explore the World of Boruto with Our Roleplaying Group on FB » More Jedi, Sith, and Imperials needed! » Role-player's Wanted » OSR Armchair Warrior looking for Kin » Friday the 13th Fun, Anyone? » Writers Wanted! » Long term partner to play an older male wanted »

Lyrics For All My Critics (Gather Round)

a topic in Music, a part of the RPG forum.

Moderator: Ambassadors

Are you a budding musician? Share with us here!

Lyrics For All My Critics (Gather Round)

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Dionysus on Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:38 pm

Lyrics May Not Be Suitable To Immature Viewers (Your Grandma's Discretion Is Advised)!!!

I gotta have a warning label, before I'm able -
To post these rhymes I made, here on the music table.
My critics tell me to tone it down, stick around -
Maybe we can gather a crowd to find out what this is all about.
I used to be a lonely man, only mad.
Until I gotta million dollas, shit, now if I only had -
Some fuckin hair, I'd pull it -
Faster than a bullet, outta Tupac's chest -
Before the ambulance came too late to do it.
I'm tryna grow it back again, it was an accident.
I had my back against a fan -
And chopped it off in Amsterdam.
I hate the straight jacket, it aint latchin.
They can't lock it, so they stapled my hands to my pants pockets.
The cell's padded, and battered like someone else had it -
Before me, and just kept throwin their fuckin self at it.
My head is achin, I'm dedicated to medication -
But this med is takin too long to bring me to sedadation.
Come on, but any way, now I'm down with Jay.
The first man who taught me how the glock sounded when it sprayed.
Runnin up and down the streets, screamin fuck the police -
When you still had your mother's fuckin nipple stuck in your teeth.
Fuck it, became a role model after Colorado -
And now all they do is follow me around and holler bravo.
Hell yeah, I punch my bitch -
And beat my kids in public, suck my dick.
Bitch, I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face.
But I won't, cuz you probably wanna stand in his place -
So put a sock in it, with your fake ass Tupac image.
You faggots aint tough -
You just get drunk, and become talkative.
Wanna f-f-fight?
I'm probably the ackwardest alcoholic talkin -
Walkin like a midget with a latter in his back pocket.
So when you see me on your block -
Stumblin, mumblin, a bunch of dumb shit like my drunk uncle does.
I aint buzzed, I'm just high on life.
So why on earth would I need drugs when I fly on kites?
Motherfucker...
The whole entire world could sit and twirl -
Like a whirlin tire.
I set a fuckin girl on fire, with a curlin iron.
Sike, I'm just jokin for Christ sakes.
Don't get so bent out of shape -
Cuz I went out and raped six girlfriends.
Some people just don't get it -
But I won't let it upset me, cuz they don't know better.
They don't know what the fuck it's like to be so fedup -
And be fed so many uppers and downers I won't getup.
My mind's gotta mind of its own.
Sometimes, I can't find it at home, it hides in the stove -
Shit, talk about your brain bein baked.
My shit's still in the oven on four hundred eighty degrees.
Come here sweetie, daddy loves you baby.
Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter, fuck you lady.
You riddicks wanna criticize, but couldn't visualize -
Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes.
The neighborhood that I grew up in, you could die for nuthin.
And a dozen muthafuckas after me, so try some dumb shit.
I'll have a man raped, with a bandaid -
Over his mouth and have his head shoved into a fan blade.
Don't ever tell me what I can or what I can't say -
Or change, because of the age range of my fan page.
Like I give a fuck who's readin this shit.
Quit fuckin buyin it, I'm tired bitch -
I'm dyin to quit...
Hip hop is universal now, it's so commercial now -
It's like a circus full of circus clowns up in the circuit now.
But now the white kids like it -
So they tell me I can try it.
But as soon as I get on the mic, it's like the night gets silent.
Either that or boo, that's why I keep an attitude -
And go to sleep with it, and wake up with it every afternoon.
I'm sick of being judged -
Fuck it, let me see a judge.
I'll confess to every murder I committed since I was three years old.
You get it? Leave me the fuck alone -
Let me go, when I'm at my home and in the zone, it's a happy home.
Then you won't have to hear me bitch and complain -
And cuss hoes out for being so fuckin dumb in chat with only half a brain.
This is my life, and somehow this is how I kill the pain -
It's just a song, grow the fuck up or play the fuckin game.
DIONYSUS THE TWICE BORNE
Image
THE HUMAN BEING WHO DIED TO BECOME THE IMMORTAL GOD
VETERAN ROLEPLAYER AND GUARDIAN OF TEXTUAL COMBAT SINCE 1998

Tip jar: the author of this post has received 0.00 INK in return for their work.

User avatar
Dionysus
Member for 18 years
Conversation Starter Author Conversationalist Friendly Beginnings Lifegiver Tipworthy

Re: Lyrics For All My Critics (Gather Round)

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby RedPitbull on Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:35 pm

I loved that! Mostly the- "I hate the straight jacket, it aint latchin"
Animal rescue is to lose your mind, but in losing your mind, you awaken your soul.

Tip jar: the author of this post has received 0.00 INK in return for their work.

User avatar
RedPitbull
Member for 14 years
Promethean Conversation Starter Author Inspiration Conversationalist Novelist Lifegiver


Post a reply

Make a Donation

$

RPG relies exclusively on user donations to support the platform.

Donors earn the "Contributor" achievement and are permanently recognized in the credits. Consider donating today!

 

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests