1) You should have just said #BecauseArchaeology. It's a thing now, because of the World Cup. #BecauseFutbol. However, that's pretty cool, digging up bones and stuff.
2) What is Barbermonger...?
3) Toxic environment? Hateful staff? I sincerely hope that we don't become a hateful staff toward you. We staff members are denoted in colored usernames, and we're all nice people that won't bite.
Unless we need to. As for toxic environment, we try to keep this place as clean as possible. 100% Radioactive Waste Free since 2009. We can't take care of the drama or personal issues, but we can stop flame wars and the such. We're here to help.
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5 Rules that we have are simple enough to abide by.
4) Hmm. We take our rules seriously, no disrespect. Again, we try to keep this place a healthy environment to foster the creative flow and spark. We also have systems and tools to help you roleplay, and I consider them to be quite unique.
5) Mmmh. Yummy. All of those are definitely fun, I've never heard of Urban Fantasy a la Holly Black though. Medieval, Classical, High, and Mythical fantasy; Sci-Fi, Steampunk, Cyberpunk, and all the cross genres in between are just fun to create characters and tell stories in.
6) Cool, cool. Are you minoring in Interior Design?
7) That's incredible. 990 words per minute? Jesus Christ... Your memory? Is it like that of Solomon Shereshevsky? And that internal alarm clocks, speechless. They could train you to be an assassin after 3 AM.
8) You'll meet plenty of folks from all around the world.
9) No real cookies? What are you, a Nazi? (That was a joke, take it easy.)
You've answered a lot of questions, now I think it's your turn to ask any, if you have any. Feel free to ask all the questions you need to help you get around RPG, we will answer them all.
On behalf of everyone at RPG, RolePlayGateway, we are happy to have you with us.
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