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by Monroe on Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:05 pm
The janitorial closet was dingy at best, and the whole room smelled like the mop in the corner was starting to mildew. It was small and gray, with metal shelves along the back wall, filled with bottles marked āWindexā and āPledgeā and āBleachā. An extra gray janitorās jumpsuit hung from a peg on the wall, and in the corner was an assortment of brooms, mops and dust pans. Serena looked into it surreptitiously, then peeked around to make sure no one was watching her. She felt like there were eyes on her back, but that was nothing new. People loved watching the bossās daughter, the royal fuck up of the Teagarden name, no doubt wondering what sort of shenanigans sheād land herself in next. The coast was clear and she quickly stepped inside, quietly shutting the door behind her. There was a waist-high stack of boxes in one corner of the unpleasantly lit room. The long, tube shaped lights- were those fluorescent? Or incandescent, thought Serena- were flickering ever so slightly. Still, the room would do.
Serena used an empty, overturned bucket to climb on top of the boxes, which served as her makeshift perch. The boxes, which were printed with the Teagarden Toys logo- a teddy bear holding a daisy- sagged under her weight, but didnāt collapse. It felt like something dense, maybe paper towel rolls, were packed inside.
The woman dug around in her purse, scraping the bottom with paint-chipped nails, a frown creasing her forehead as she failed to find what she was looking for. Finally her fingertips brushed against the cardboard of a cigarette pack and she pulled it out, immediately putting one between her lips. She scrambled through her large, disorganized purse and came upon a lighter, which she expertly flicked. The end of her cigarette glowed to life and she took a long draw, closing her eyes as the smoke filled her mouth and lungs. Her head fell back, her brown ponytail swinging behind her ever so slightly. It was the little things in life, thought Serena. It was taking five damn minutes to smoke a cigarette in the janitorās closet so your snooping coworkers wouldnāt know. It was spiking your coffee and letting yourself have just a little bit of a buzz through the day. It was sleeping with your manager, then watching him get fired once your father found out.
The door suddenly creaked open, and in the doorway stood Ellen Fortenberry, one hand a wide, out-thrust hip. Childbearing hips, thought Serena. Oh wait, Ellen already had kids, she thought, then blinked, realizing she was too late to hide her cigarette. God damn, she thought with a sigh, taking another long drag. She hadnāt even reached the half way point.
āThis is a non-smoking building, Serena,ā Ellen reminded her, her voice slightly nasal. She was a fairly attractive woman, but Serena couldnāt help thinking the effect was ruined by the expression she always bore, as if she smelled something rotten. āIf you want to smoke that, you need to be outside, at least a hundred feet from any entrance.ā
Serena grumbled a reply and smudged her cigarette out on the top of one of the boxes, which earned her a disapproving look from Ellen. The brown skinned woman flicked the crumpled butt into the rolling trash can next to the shelves and held her hands up, proving it was really gone, unable to keep herself from rolling her eyes.
āOkay, itās out,ā she said to appease the other woman. āIf you need me Iāll be outside.ā
āYouāve already taken ten minutes,ā Ellen reminded her. Of course, thought Serena irritably. She would know exactly how long she had been gone. Bitch. āYou only have five more. You donāt really have enough time to go downstairs.ā
Grinding her teeth together, Serena nodded sharply. āFine,ā she said. āIām going to the ladies room then. Iāll be back in five.ā
Without waiting for a reply, Serena pushed past Ellen, who made an aggravated noise in the back of her throat. She could feel the others in the office looking at her, their eyebrows raised in unsurprised expressions of disbelief. āThey can suck it,ā she mumbled under her breath, and the door to the office swung shut behind her with a satisfying click.
Her office, like many others on the floor, opened onto one long hall of the eighth floor of the Teagarden Toys building. Some of the offices were large and housed complexes of cubicles, like the one she worked in. Others were lucky enough that they at least got their own room.
As she was striding down the hall, her tennis shoes making soft but annoying squeaks against the marble tile, a dark haired man left his office and headed down the hall, his back to her. Bingo, thought Serena. She knew that office. It had a window. She had thought some fat guy worked in there, but maybe there was a new IT guy. Either way, he surely wouldnāt mind if she made use of his office for five minutes while he was gone.
Serena made sure he was safely gone, then ducked in, closing the door behind her. She strode to the small, narrow window and tugged at it, trying to get it open. It was stuck, and she looked closer, realizing some genius had painted the seal, making it near impossible to get open. Her eyes scanned the room, flickering over the IT guy's things, trying to find something that might help her. Her hazel eyes landed on a small screw driver, the kind used to take all those tiny screws out of laptops, and she snatched it. She wedged it into the painted seal, grunting with effort, and got it jammed in, then she levered it up. The paint seal cracked and she gave a quiet whoop of rejoice, then yanked the window open. Cold, fresh air assaulted her and she hurriedly dug out another cigarette, lighting it and bringing it to her lips once more. She tossed the screw driver back on the desk and it hit the mouse, making the computer glow to life once more, itās black, hibernating screen being replaced by a list of names and places.
āShit,ā cursed Serena, bending down to grab the screwdriver that had just rolled off the desk. The sound of footsteps nearing the door became louder and her eyes widened. She threw her cigarette out the window, not even bothering to put it out, and pulled the window down, latching it, then leaned over the computer, setting the screwdriver next to the mouse. Her eyes landed on the screen, but she didnāt register what she was looking at. Probably some IT mumbo-jumbo that was over her head, she thought. But now she was stuck. The guy was coming back, and he was going to catch her in his office, and heād probably tell her father, because thatās what they always did. They went straight to Richard Teagarden and told him they didnāt think she was āworking outā.
Without really considering how much good it would do her, Serena ducked under the desk, pulling her feet in so she wouldnāt be visible. As she did, she cursed her own stupidity. What now,Serena? Whatās going to happen when he comes in and sits at his desk and youāre there, crouched underneath? Now, instead of being busted for smoking, people are going to think youāre a complete nut job. Just brilliant.
Serena Teagarden was not a very good planner.
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