"Hey, so..." Patchi awkwardly started, "Does anyone else ever get the feeling that our squad used to be like... Twice as big?"
Two and a half words into the next persons sentence, Samson walked into the room and immediately said, "Alright maggots, we've got three missions for you to pick from today, so gather 'round."
Kamala started off with an insult toward Patchi, as he usually had, but was soon interrupted by the Commander. He rolled his eyes, stood from his bunk, and gathered around Samson. He was unkempt as he usually was before a mission, laden with a beater and military pants.
"Suicide squad story time?" He half-mocked, though he was prepared as ever to listen to what Samson had to say.
"What have you got for us LT?" Shields asked in her usual flat tone of voice. She never really was one for emotion aside from annoyance, at least around this particular group or people though Patchi was improving to the say the least, perhaps that time on the range helped him out.
"We've got three missions. The first is a convoy mission. There's some convoy transport and we have to stop it. The second is... We have more information on the whereabouts of Frank Ziebens and some of his labs. We want people to go there and just investigate. Not shoot or sabotage or anything like that. The last is... A suspicious guard duty between twelve-hundred and fifteen hundred hours. Specifically that time."
He frowned. "Reach a consensus."
Kamala looked between Patchi and Shields. If he was going to reach a consensus, it had better be in his own interest. As if he were some sort of voice of authority on the subject, he piped in almost immediately after Samson had uttered the last syllables of his speech.
"The NeoNazi, then. I got a score to settle with that stupid prick." He said.
"I can't help but wonder why guard duty for just a specific three hour shift. That doesn't make any real sense to me. And Kam, it's just a recon mission, if you are going to get an itchy trigger finger I wouldn't want you with to screw it to hell." she said.
"Now, suppose that during the recon, the Nazi just had an accident. Y'know. Someone was shooting at...birds..and a bullet just happened to hit him. Or...maybe twenty-six bullets. Would that be okay? I mean, that guy had some bad karma stored up. It wouldn't be too far off for him to accidentally die, right?" Treia chimed in, almost cheerfully.
"Either way, I'm totally good for it."
"Yeah, I'd say Shields is on the mark there with the guard duty. It's suspicious as hell. Sounds like they know an attack is coming and just want some cannon fodder there. If you want my advice, convoy or lab," Samson agreed.
Patchi scratched his head idly. "Yeah, but... It's like... What if they need us to defend the building... And we do? We could be heroes, man. Heroes."
"It's not about heroism kid, it's about doing what we are told and getting it done right." Shields grumbled. "I don't like the idea of going after Dr. Psychopath with some one in my group gunning for his head. That would get in the way of the real reason of why we are there.
Kamala piped in, aggressively as ever. "Jesus, you gotta be fuckin' stupid, Princess. I'm not up for fallin' into a trap because you want to be a hero." He hissed, glaring at Patchi, before switching his gaze to Shields. "Say Trei and I agree not to go gunnin' after his head, will you take the stick out your ass, come off your high horse, and agree to go on the recon mission?"
He had crossed his arms across his chest, as if he were a toddler that hadn't gotten his way. "Believe it or not, you ain't the only good soldier here."
"He's right. The chest is the center of mass, and I'm not good enough to hit the head at 40 yards anyway. My left arm still burns like a motherfucker anyway. So, I won't go gunning after his head," Treia said with a straight face. Shields could make of it what she would.
"I don't plan on taking another mission."
Patchi's mouth hung open. "Aw but c'mon man! We need you!" He was obviously making an effort to flat ignore Kamala.
"Shut up. If he's hurt, he doesn't have to come. Better to not have a liability on board. You're all right and wrong to an extent uh... Except Shields," Samson said with a sheepish shrug, "This is a recon mission. Find the tech, steal some if you can. Don't kill anyone. Don't cause any trouble. Just in and out. We can't have people who want revenge or want to be heroes."
"So are we really going on this grab mission?" Shields asked, looking around the room. She was more concerned about the guard duty's timing, that was definitely out of the ordinary and that didn't happen in the military, not as long as she had been in it.
"'M all for Ziebins'. Trei's all for too. Unless you and Princess team up, it looks like popular opinion is reconnin' with Nazi and Friends, part two." Kamala replied toward Shields, before his eyes rested on Patchi again. "I just want to come to an agreement before we all die of old fucking age."
...And he wanted the agreement to be in his favor. There was no disputing that.
"I said it once, and I guess I'll say it again. I won't take another mission until this is over with. So, yeah. What Kam said. Besides, even if you team up, it's two for two and tied. So why not just go with us, and we can be back sooner? Faster if Mr. Nazi has something unfortunate happen to him...but either way. Let's just decide."
He rolled onto the balls of his feet and back down, as his arms tingled with anticipation. Finally, here was a chance to get some payback.
"Alright, pick. I'm not going to lie to you guys, the Zieben's mission could provide us some good intel." Samson paused. "Also, he's not a Nazi. Most Nazi's are more than seventy years old."
Patchi shrugged. "I don't mind whatever. I just want to get out there into the action. Uh... I mean, into the... recon?"
"To hell with it, Recon it is, but if either you go and pull a stupid stunt I won't be happy about pulling your asses out of the fire." Shields replied crossing her arms. She wasn't happy with it but she wasn't going to win so she might as well go with it.
There wasn't much Kamala could say after that. His gaze scanned the current crowd, before resting on Samson again. "Looks like we got a consensus, then."
Treia didn't have much to add, aside from amending slightly, "Sorry, Cap. Neo-Nazi. Politically correct enough for you? I thought we didn't do that here, but I guess this is just one of those things, huh?"
"Consensus. Let's roll."