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Imaginary_Writer wrote:The little rabbit hopped along idly through the field when it saw a man eating plant that was devilishly hungry and wanting to eat and have sex with the giant upon their marriage while it ate spicy fish curry and riding a pony that was dying from exhaustion so the rabbit fed the pony but it still was quite hungry and walked toward the nearest restaurant in hopes to get some food and maybe a drink. As it wanted this, it found that the rabbit shot its ear in half and then nuked all over the now nuked world with pink flowers and a special Rocket launcher for all of the people it hated. So the rabbit went to the planet Saturn to find some chocolates and kill Saturn with the ultimate weapon of destruction it didnt work at first but it completely failed than it exploded with no fire needed for the large, explosive weapon's "Death of Saturn"was yelled as Saturn blew up the little rabbit hopping along idly got destroyed too so there was mass rejoicing! Yay. But soon it grew excited because Roomba's were floating and Ashish was crying in a jack-o-lantern while shooting at a jar of SPAM which exploded! It dripped green liquid that held Alucroas' blood, but just as it splashed onto the moth eaten remains of Saturn, the undead bunny ,seeking vengence on everyone that had been part of A Wandering Badger that had exploded. perish. The bunny then raped a Badger piece, so well, it shat elephants from eating caterpillars. Tom Cruise...eating tepid beef stared wide-eyed into the face of a large bear with white cover-alls growling angrily at a rubber mallet that happened to be filled with bright green gooey, jiggly, smelly petrol oil lubricants and was terribly hard to hold because it had five pounds of yellow, steamy, smelly badger meat on brown plaster and greenish sticky rice Then tom cruise was going to Hogwarts but stopped when he saw a were-platapus mailman who drank whiskey with a shirtless white without a spot so he killed more than twice the same amount of rubber duckies within a pond they squeaked when they were killed, there was blood all over the shiny blue floor, there was footsteps coming towards everything it was the undead bunny rabbit eating a roach. Then flew in a pink dinosaur who ruled the sassy gay turks with an iron claw of doom, which was taken by Tom after an eating competition full of peanut butter and plenty of jelly doughnut alone in the forest of lollipops.
The dream ended
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