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Rowen Sjgfksdhl

Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun~

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a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by CrashQueen

Description

In which I just stopped giving a shit.

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-original image by Konnoru on DA. I'll draw eventually.



Rowen (or Ro, if you prefer) is one of the undead. One of the most hated breeds of the undead, the name of which sends people hissing and teenage girls squealing:
The dreaded SPARKLEPIRE.
He's a young man, having been turned somewhere in his late teens, a sharp dresser with ridiculously napalm orange and pink hair with black eyes.
He totally wears guyliner.

He isn't allergic to light more than the sun causes his glitter to flare up like a bad case of herpes. Much to the chagrin of his vampiric brethren.
He hears they don't take too kindly to his kind.
He can transform into a bat or mist like your average bloodsucker, but the bat bears his wacky hair colors and the mist smells like strawberries.

Personality

Rather than being a mope-pile like certain others of his breed, Ro enjoys his unlife to the fullest. He has an insatiable appetite for naughtiness, whether in more sexual terms or just causing general grief for any unfortunate sap he comes across.
He does have a few people he considers friends, though he still pesters them, but to a lesser extent.

He doesn't feed directly from humans because he's too lazy to hunt. But Wing City has always catered to the vampires that don't want to get their hands dirty...through drug-laced blood offered freely in government handouts. Rowen subsists primarily on this blood, so he is typically stoned out of his mind instead of bloodlusting like a god knows how old vampire should.

He is upbeat and polite at the right times and rather enjoys the company of humans. After all, he too was human once, a fact a lot of others tend to forget.

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Rowen Sjgfksdhl's Story

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Ro's arrival was announced not with a fanfare, but a sneeze:
"Achoo!"
The vampire sniffled, his nose red as he blew it into a handkerchief he pulled from the back pocket of his skinny jeans. An eternity to live and he still managed to have pollen allergies. Spring has sprung, my friends. The sunlight that managed to pour in through the front door of the bar reflected on his bits of exposed skin, casting little lights on the wall and ceiling behind him as it shimmered and reflected everywhere.
The effect was lost as the brightly-colored man made his way into the depths of the bar, putting in an order for an ice-cold sprite to be brought to the table he sat down at.
He looked like he was expecting company, the way he glanced at the door

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Being one of those so rare pacifist vamps, the combination of anything blood and food tended to intrigue Ro, who was always looking for new recipes and new ways to encorporate the stuff. As great as blood straight from the bank was, it got stale and boring after a while.
"Ice cream?" He gestured to Macbeth's food, being she was sitting at the next table over. "Interesting combination."
He himself removed his own blood packet and poured it into the glass of Sprite set before him and stirring it up, creating a sort of gruesome Shirley Temple. The lemonlime zest strangely went well with the ferric tang of the ichor.
When Tora strolled on over and popped down beside him, he offered her a fanged smile. "Welly well well, look who the cat dragged in! How're you, girl?"
Oh god, as if his appearance wasn't flamboyant enough.

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"Oh what's the difference anyway?" Ro replied with a charming grin.
He sipped at his self-made Shirley Temple, debating whether it would be too much to add a hint of cherry to the concoction. Blood was such a difficult ingredient to work around taste-wise, but texture wise, it was marvelous. When coagulated, it formed a chewy, strangely nutty paste, when cooked it would become like jello.
When sweetened, it was jelly.
"I have days off, don't you know? Can't be the clothing slave all the time. I have other things to do..."
Things. People. Whatever.
"How's your little gang going then. Gidget, right?"

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"Like birds in a smog," he repeated, amused by the failure of a metaphor. If he were one of those dangerous vampires, then perhaps the metaphor would be more accurate. "Not quite, but I can't think of anything more fitting. Birds in a candy-coated mist? No idea."
Fuck it, he was going to order cherries.
As a servebot passed by, he grabbed the rattling machine to order them, picking it up and setting it back down so it would clank its way back to the bar.
His dark eyes met Tora's again, glinting a bit as the vampire turned his charm up to 11. Very useful when it came to hunting, but Ro abused it for more mundane things, like grabbing somebody's attention so he could have a conversation partner, or which was soon to be this case, talking somebody to bed.
"So, what about you, Tora? Are you a bird?"

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Now that the sun was down, Ro had nothing to fear. No embarrassing glitter flare-ups left to be had. The vampire ordered another Sprite and emptied a second blood packet into it. He couldn't help himself, since the discovery of the bloody Shirley Temple, he was hooked. It was his drink of choice.
Now that it was afterdark, he could switch on over to liquor without guilt, so a snatch of gin made its way into the drink, along with a silly garnish of a mini umbrella and a lime slice. It looked beautiful and pink and befitting of such a flamboyant character.
He sipped his drink and glanced about the bar at the other people. Boring...

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"Quiet tonight," Rowen remarked, mostly to himself as he took another sip. He watched the two elf-folk with a mellow expression on his face as he sat at the bar before punching in an order for a shrimp cocktail of all things. With blood in his belly, he was settled enough to venture into the wacky world of normal food again. Though he had to debate the quality of seafood coming out of a bar.
But then again, he heard the fish tacos here were insane....but at the same time he doubted they were made from real fish.
"Real quiet..."

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Ro looked up at Hero's entrance, a strange smile coming across the vampire's face. He tapped the bar beside him and gave a 'come hither' hand gesture.
"Come friend, sit, sit!"

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Would somebody consider Ro torture? He thought he was quite a fun, pleasant fellow to be around, vampirism aside. Despite the fact he used his charm to reel in potential drinking/fuck buddies. The vampire's eyes flickered to the blood on Hero's hands.
"You scrape yourself up a bit then? You've got a little..."
He gestured at the bloods.

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"Are you high?" He chuckled at Hero, offering some bandages he ganked earlier to the man to wrap up his hands. "And yes, I'm a vampire, but I am pretty well-behaved. I won't be slurping your blood any time soon."
He raised an eyebrow and took another sip of the bloody Shirley Temple. "Character? Heh. If I had to think about it, I'm probably just a background character. I don't have any plans to provide any sort of plot twist to your story..."

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The vampire's attention turned to Elijah's entry, the same cracked up smile on his face. He wanted to sidle over, mess with the newcomer. How safe could one possibly be in Gambits, with sparkly fiends around every corner?
Ro glanced back at Hero, looking the man up and down as he talked about MacGuffin being high in his creation of the story.
"Must be some good shit," he nodded. "Where can I get my hands on some of that?"
He leaned back in his stool, resting his back against the bar as she sipped his drink. "But yeah, that blood thing sounds....fucked up. Interesting, but messed up, but that just sounds like another day in Wing City..."

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"You seem startled. If you're indeed a character in an ongoing narrative, perhaps your narrator has instilled you with a pinch of self-awareness and free will?" Ro continued to sip his drink, watching as the newcomer ganked a bottle of wine. No skin off his nose. Whoever was on duty would be paying for their inattentiveness with a docked paycheck.
He perked up at the compliment, flashing another fangy grin. "Hey thanks! It's refreshing to hear I'm good at something. Even if it is merely being a secondary character."
He rested his head on a hand, leaning into Hero.
"So, what's your story about then?"

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"If this a mammogram, does that make you a boob?" He chuckled at his joke as he set down the empty drink, licking the last of the bloody concoction from his lips. "Sounds like a mindfuck, man. So who is this 'he?' and have you ever considered finding him and asking him to stop messing with you?
The vampire offered his hand, his nails manicured and painted black, his skin glinting like diamonds in the direct bar light. "Oh right. I'm Rowen by the way. I'd tell you my last name, but mere mortals can't hear it without their ears bleeding. And they can't pronounce it without downing the most potent of spirits."

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"Interesting," he remarked as he removed the half-empty blood packet from his pocket and starting to suck from it like it was a goddamned Capri Sun. But his interest was only superficial, being that he was slowly debating whether he could satisfy his sexual appetite with said protagonist or not. He was certainly cute enough, with his glasses and red cheeks, slender frame...
Hmmm.
"So what happens when you kill your creator? Don't you simply cease to exist?"

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"Why? Yours is so much more interesting~" He relied, leaning back onto the bar with a coy grin. He glanced up at the sky, as if MacGuffin was hanging out on the ceiling, a quiet plead for the omniscient Writer to let things go his way. It would be folly to let such exquisite prey escape.
"But since you want to skip to those pages, I'm just a vampire. I've lived for a very VERY long time, and I don't plan on ending that anytime soon. So tell me, Hero," he purred. "Do you know if MacGuffin has a bit of a perverse side? Because I'm very keen to draw it out..."
He stared at the other man with those dark eyes, a faint grey, but hypnotic swirl starting within them. It was as if an invisible hand reached out from the vampire and pulled Hero in, closer...deeper...

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Ro couldn't help it, vampires were supercharged, sexual creatures by default. While most vampires' desire dwindled with age, Rowen's hadn't decreased since his days as a horny youth. Not that he was complaining, because that meant he still had all the stamina and then some that came from never growing tired. Being undead was fucking ace. Literally.

He offered a hand to pull Hero up, clicking his tongue. "Darn. That trick usually works. Oh well, I suppose your Writer does not have the literary mettle I was banking on."
That or he was a heterosexual male and you were shit out of luck, Ro. Sorry, man.
He brushed Hero off apologetically.
"At least let me buy you a drink to make up for my haste," he offered, raising his hand to flag down a tender/punch in an order for a beer, his skin sparkling again in the light. "Fff, darn thing..."

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Ro had to wonder why he picked the barstool closest to the window. The mid-afternoon sunlight filtered in through the smoke-stained glass and lighted on his pale skin, causing a dazzling display that sent shimmery reflections across the bar ceiling from his exposed hands, neck, and face.
But as much as he hated the flare-ups, he enjoyed the warm sun. And his blood pudding.
"Delicious, delicious," he mused happily with the fork in his mouth, kicking his sneakered feet childishly.
Needless to say, the sparklepire stood out garishly against the rest of the dingy bar's interior.

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The vampire glanced at the door as the girl entered, shifting so more of him hit the shadow, and thus less of him would blind her. He sat back with a shit-eating grin, exposing his fangs to the woman. But he made no move indicating he wanted to hurt her as he took another forkful of the gelatinous, dark red pudding to his mouth.
"Hey girlie, nice sword," he announced, nodding to her waist.

But as Hero entered, the vampire's grin widened even more, if it were possible. All the mystery of last night was contained in Ro's words, the tone of his voice teasing, and creepy, and oh-too-intimate.
"Heeeeeeyyyyy Heeeerooooo..."
The bright-colored man's chuckle was malicious as the protagonist spilled coffee all into his lap. That is JUST terrible.

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"So tell me Herohero, are you sore any?" the vampire asked with his Cheshire grin. "If you aren't, I applaud you on stamina. Not many people can hold their own against the Undead, you know."
He took another bite of teh blood pudding, blinking as Hero squinted at him.
"Oh! Here, let me make things easy for you. I didn't intend to dazzle your brains out. Other verbs, on the other hand..." he trailed off as he moved a seat down, putting himself out of the sunlight's reach, and thus the glitter vanished entirely. Now he just looked bright in color-terms. Still eye-searing, but at least not physically so.
He watched Hero dab ineffectively at his crotch before the vulgarity slipped from between his lips...
"You want me to kiss it and make it better?"
Ro just didn't give a fuck.

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Ro's gaze went back to Ariane as she returned, his smile lessening some what as he stared her down with his black, dead eyes. They lingered a bit too long on her neck, her face, wherever blood ran close enough to the skin that he could smell it. In his distraction, his blood pudding had gone cold and runny and none too pleasant to ladle up and slurp the rest down.
But that is what he did, as Hero sputtered at him and then yell at Ariane.
"A bit jumpy are we, Hero?"

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The vampire raised an eyebrow at the wounded Luke, licking across his lower lip to swipe up the bit of blood that had clung to it. To say that he wasn't intrigued by the injury would be wrong, but at the same time he wouldn't make matters worse. He was an Undead scumbag, but he was better than a good many others of his type. Others would have been on the hurt man like fat kids on cake.
Ro possessed a smidgen of self-control.