"Child, be calm. I haven't turned anyone into a pillar of salt since the Old Testament."
God is very serious, and treats all matters of the Universe as such. He rarely ever smiles and is quick to anger. His temper is fierce, but He is quick to forgive and forget, and very rarely will crack a joke. (They're hilarious, though.) God has one favorite past-time- golfing- but hardly ever has time for it now that Satan is on the rise once more.
Things God Likes/Hobbies God Has:
~ watching people
~ creating people
~ golfing
~ selling/advertising His two best sellers, “The Bible” and “The Torah”
His army of angels, His followers, and Himself.
God thought He should exist one day, so He created Himself. Everything else followed, and now He has a war with an ex-angel to deal with.