I Am 40 Years Old.
I Am A Male.
I Came Here Because I work here. Someone's gotta take care of these freaks, right?.
What Am I Like? Well... I've got a pretty short temper, but I'm reliable. I hate these freaks, but I lost my job taking care of senile old bats, so I needed a new job. I hate standing still, so I always work and clean obsessively. I like the owner of the place, he's a tough bastard, but he gets the job done..
My Life Has Been Interesting. This is How it Went I was born and raised in Mississippi. My pops was a preacher and my mom was just your average housewife. I did my homework, went to school, and eventually became an at-home nurse for the elderly I was doing my part in society, doing good work. But one day a nasty old woman I took care of finally kicked the bucket, and then her spoiled brat kid accuses me of killing her. I didn't kill nobody, that old bag tripped down those stairs! Still, my hospital didn't want the scandal, so I lost my job. Now I'm stuck caring for the health of these freaks, who God surely messed up on. But it's better than nothing..
Wait! One More Thing! I hate spiders. That Ridley creeps me out.
Writing Sample? "What do you mean I'm fired?! I'm telling you that woman tripped!" Timothy slammed his hands on his boss's desk after hearing the news.
"I'm sorry Tim," his boss said, wiping off some forehead sweat with his sleeve, "But the higher ups don't want to deal with a law suit."
"Don't call me Tim! You didn't help me at all! You said you'd take care of this!" Timothy shouted and pointed directly in his boss's face.
"I'm sorry Tim- Er, Timothy. But there's nothing we can do. Gather your things and clear your desk by next week." His boss brushed away Tim's pointed finger and pointed his own finger at the door.
Much later, night fell on Timothy's dark apartment. "God dammit to hell! What am I gonna do now?" He bit his thumb and seethed. He had nothing to do with that nasty old woman's death, so why did he have to deal with the consequences? He picked up the newspaper that he neglected to read in the morning and turned to the job offers. Surely a man with a medical background could find some honest work, right?
After 2 weeks and 8 rejections, Timothy was desperate. He walked home from the clinic that he had been turned away from. "Damn, I need a job…" Suddenly, a flier flew in front of him. It read 'Freak Zoo, Staff Needed!' His golden opportunity shone in front of him as he read the flier. If the medical world was going to outcast him, fine. He'd just work with outcasts!