A green bard who loves to sing, dance, and FUCKING WITH YOUR MOTHER!!! People think that Lord Tourettes is gay, but he is not.
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Lord Tourettes
Lord of SH*T PISS FART Woods.
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a character in “Fusion Fantasy Neo”, as played by Karasz
Description
So begins...
Lord Tourettes's Story
"Aww mamma mia..." Luigi sighed, "I really don't like him... Was he trying to make me lose my self-confidence...? It looks like it..."
"Tee hee hee hee! Do not listen to the SHITHEAD, for he wanted to bully you for his own FUCKING fun~"
Then came Lord Tourettes, the singing bard who witnessed poor Luigi's dilemma. Luigi doesn't like how Lord Tourettes talk.
"But enough of that BULLSHIT, there is trouble afoot! The fabled pink BITCH is in need of your assistance!" Lord Tourettes informed Luigi.
"Princess Peach?" Luigi tilts.
"Tah hee hee hee hee~ No, silly green man. Princess BubbleCUNT! She is once again held hostage by the OLD FAG Ice King."
"B-B-But... what can I do? I never fought him before..."
"Fear not! For your journey to self-recognition had just begun!"
"What if somebody is there before me?" Luigi asked, "Wouldn't that matter?"
"One little task wouldn't hurt~ Once you rescue the princess, she will gladly RAPE YOU IN THE ASS AND RIP OFF YOUR COCK AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!" Despite his tourettes syndrome moment, he plays a little tune. Luigi isn't too comfortable about it, but if he wants to be known like his brother Mario, then he must do it. For that, Luigi leaves city and makes his way to Peppermint Palace. Lord Tourettes will accompany Luigi along the way.
"Tee hee hee hee! Do not listen to the SHITHEAD, for he wanted to bully you for his own FUCKING fun~"
Then came Lord Tourettes, the singing bard who witnessed poor Luigi's dilemma. Luigi doesn't like how Lord Tourettes talk.
"But enough of that BULLSHIT, there is trouble afoot! The fabled pink BITCH is in need of your assistance!" Lord Tourettes informed Luigi.
"Princess Peach?" Luigi tilts.
"Tah hee hee hee hee~ No, silly green man. Princess BubbleCUNT! She is once again held hostage by the OLD FAG Ice King."
"B-B-But... what can I do? I never fought him before..."
"Fear not! For your journey to self-recognition had just begun!"
"What if somebody is there before me?" Luigi asked, "Wouldn't that matter?"
"One little task wouldn't hurt~ Once you rescue the princess, she will gladly RAPE YOU IN THE ASS AND RIP OFF YOUR COCK AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!" Despite his tourettes syndrome moment, he plays a little tune. Luigi isn't too comfortable about it, but if he wants to be known like his brother Mario, then he must do it. For that, Luigi leaves city and makes his way to Peppermint Palace. Lord Tourettes will accompany Luigi along the way.
The setting changes from Kinoko City to Peppermint Palace
Meanwhile, Luigi enters the palace with Lord Tourettes who continues to play a song with his wooden lute. The music seems to calm Luigi down, but not when Lord Tourettes sputter out swear words behind him.
"I would appreciate if you stop doing that..." Luigi said.
"PISS OFF!!"
"What..."
"Oh~ Ho ho ho ho~ Please excuse me, ASSMUNCHER!" Lord Tourettes giggled, "It's a force of habit."
Luigi looks up to the castle and noticed a broken part. He thinks the Ice King made a large crash landing, probably because the Ice King is too fat. Luigi proceeds to make his way to the castle and save Princess Bubblegum. If he wants to prove Mr. Thurston that he can do anything, it's saving Bubblegum from... a cheap ice cold marriage.
"I would appreciate if you stop doing that..." Luigi said.
"PISS OFF!!"
"What..."
"Oh~ Ho ho ho ho~ Please excuse me, ASSMUNCHER!" Lord Tourettes giggled, "It's a force of habit."
Luigi looks up to the castle and noticed a broken part. He thinks the Ice King made a large crash landing, probably because the Ice King is too fat. Luigi proceeds to make his way to the castle and save Princess Bubblegum. If he wants to prove Mr. Thurston that he can do anything, it's saving Bubblegum from... a cheap ice cold marriage.
One of the Banana Guards outside stops Luigi from entering.
"The princess is having some beauty sleep right now," said the Banana Guard.
Meanwhile...
"Nah, this is more my wife's place," said Ice King.
"The princess is having some beauty sleep right now," said the Banana Guard.
Meanwhile...
"Nah, this is more my wife's place," said Ice King.
"Beauty sleep?!" Luigi facepalms, "Her roof is destroyed! The Ice King breaks in the castle and is taking her hostage!"
"In that case, let's ask her where the kitchen is!" says Sockie, attempting to pull the duct tape off of Bubblegum's mouth.
"And you didn't bother to check over there?" Luigi sighed, "You guys are doing a terrible job as her bodyguards. But at least she is getting somebody to rescue her." He points at himself by the thumb. "And that is Luigi! Hey, if it wasn't for-a-him, I would not be aware of this."
Lord Tourettes smiles widely.
"Well, ciao for now, and wish me luck!"
Luigi gets in the castle as he is on his way to rescue Princess Bubblegum.
Lord Tourettes smiles widely.
"Well, ciao for now, and wish me luck!"
Luigi gets in the castle as he is on his way to rescue Princess Bubblegum.
... Or Luigi WOULD get in the castle if the Banana Guards, weren't, you know, STOPPING HIM FROM ENTERING. But what are the chances of that happening?
"One of the Banana Guards outside stops Luigi from entering."
Oh, right.
"Hey, if you keep trying to invade, I'm gonna have to throw you in the Candy Dungeon," said the Banana Guard.
Meanwhile, the attempt to rip off the duct tape is successful.
"BANANA GUARDS!" shouted Bubblegum.
Banana Guards run into Princess Bubblegum's bedroom, making police siren noises... rather badly.
"Uh..." said Ice King. "This isn't what it looks like?"
"Ice King tried kidnapping me! AGAIN!" said Bubblegum.
"Ice King, you're gonna have to come with us," said a Banana Guard.
"NO!" said Ice King.
A brief pause.
"He said no," said a Banana Guard. "What do we do now?"
"One of the Banana Guards outside stops Luigi from entering."
Oh, right.
"Hey, if you keep trying to invade, I'm gonna have to throw you in the Candy Dungeon," said the Banana Guard.
Meanwhile, the attempt to rip off the duct tape is successful.
"BANANA GUARDS!" shouted Bubblegum.
Banana Guards run into Princess Bubblegum's bedroom, making police siren noises... rather badly.
"Uh..." said Ice King. "This isn't what it looks like?"
"Ice King tried kidnapping me! AGAIN!" said Bubblegum.
"Ice King, you're gonna have to come with us," said a Banana Guard.
"NO!" said Ice King.
A brief pause.
"He said no," said a Banana Guard. "What do we do now?"
"Of course not!" said Bubblegum. "He's not my husband! He's a patoot!"
"Sweetie, if we're going to come up with pet names for each other, you should bring them up with me first!" said Ice King.
"Sweetie, if we're going to come up with pet names for each other, you should bring them up with me first!" said Ice King.
"Why? Somebody already beat me to it?" Luigi asked the Banana Guard. "Who would possibly reach there before me?"
"What are you talking about, dude?" asked the Banana Guard. "Princess Bubblegum is enjoying beauty sleep. You and your friend are the ones who seem preoccupied with beating someone to her bedroom... You must want to kidnap her! You're coming in for questioning!"
Some Banana Guards grab Luigi and Lord Tourettes, drag them to the Candy Dungeon, and throw them into a cell, shutting and locking said cell behind them.
Some Banana Guards grab Luigi and Lord Tourettes, drag them to the Candy Dungeon, and throw them into a cell, shutting and locking said cell behind them.
"Oh... what a SHITTY irony!" Lord Tourettes spoke.
"This is all your fault!!!" Luigi yelled at Lord Tourettes, "Why did you do this to me?!"
"I....uh.... didn't know...?"
Luigi's face turns red and picks up Lord Tourette's lute. He's about to hit Lord Tourettes with it.
"AAAAAHH---FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!"
"This is all your fault!!!" Luigi yelled at Lord Tourettes, "Why did you do this to me?!"
"I....uh.... didn't know...?"
Luigi's face turns red and picks up Lord Tourette's lute. He's about to hit Lord Tourettes with it.
"AAAAAHH---FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!"
"Oh... well... that's another damsel in distress rescued by the Sockster!" says Sockie, wiping his hands together as though he's cleaning dirt off of them. "No need to thank me! Really!"
"Okay," said the Banana Guard in Princess Bubblegum's room.
The Banana Guards grab Ice King and drag him out.
"COME ON, GUYS! I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND!" shouted Ice King.
Meanwhile...
"Hey," said a Banana Guard jailer. "Keep it down in there!"
The Banana Guard points to a sign that says "Keep quiet!" with a piece of taffy raising a finger to its lips in a "ssh" motion.
The Banana Guards grab Ice King and drag him out.
"COME ON, GUYS! I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND!" shouted Ice King.
Meanwhile...
"Hey," said a Banana Guard jailer. "Keep it down in there!"
The Banana Guard points to a sign that says "Keep quiet!" with a piece of taffy raising a finger to its lips in a "ssh" motion.
Luigi quietly breaks Lord Tourette's skull with a lute out his quiet frustration while Lord Tourettes screams quietly.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"This is all your fault!! Now I'm gonna be stuck here for months!" Luigi angrily said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"This is all your fault!! Now I'm gonna be stuck here for months!" Luigi angrily said.
"Wait, come back!" shouts Sockie. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THANK ME!"
"Please stop it, Sockie." remarks Sockra as she kneels down and unties Bubblegum.
"Please stop it, Sockie." remarks Sockra as she kneels down and unties Bubblegum.
Bubblegum stretches out, enjoying not being tied up.
"Thank you, strange sock people," said Bubblegum. "You'll have to excuse my Banana Guards. They're... not the brightest bulbs."
Meanwhile, the Banana Guards throw Ice King out of the palace.
"And can you stay out for longer than a week this time?" asked a Banana Guard. "That would be nice."
"I'll consider it!" said Ice King, flying away.
Meanwhile again...
"Much better," said the Banana Guard jailer.
"Thank you, strange sock people," said Bubblegum. "You'll have to excuse my Banana Guards. They're... not the brightest bulbs."
Meanwhile, the Banana Guards throw Ice King out of the palace.
"And can you stay out for longer than a week this time?" asked a Banana Guard. "That would be nice."
"I'll consider it!" said Ice King, flying away.
Meanwhile again...
"Much better," said the Banana Guard jailer.
Luigi sighed out of his frustration and sits on the chair. But apparently the chair is a switch, which the wall opens up and reveals exit.
"...." Luigi sighed and walks through the wall, "I'm going home. I think Luigi is not ready to go solo jus--"
"OH! Sweet SHITTY freedom!!" Lord Tourettes is dancing for joy, but Luigi lets Lord Tourettes stay hin there.
"Forget it! I'm not going let you get me in trouble again! I'm going home."
With that, Luigi marches back to Kinoko City.
"...." Luigi sighed and walks through the wall, "I'm going home. I think Luigi is not ready to go solo jus--"
"OH! Sweet SHITTY freedom!!" Lord Tourettes is dancing for joy, but Luigi lets Lord Tourettes stay hin there.
"Forget it! I'm not going let you get me in trouble again! I'm going home."
With that, Luigi marches back to Kinoko City.
"I think we're pretty used to dealing with dim lightbulbs..." says Sockra while looking at Sockie and Brimstone.
"We are? But we're not lightbulb repairmen--HEY!" shouts Sockie upon realization.
"Pink mortal, if thou wishes to repay us for our aid on this day, please... LEAD US TO SUSTENANCE!" shouts Brimstone belligerently.
"We are? But we're not lightbulb repairmen--HEY!" shouts Sockie upon realization.
"Pink mortal, if thou wishes to repay us for our aid on this day, please... LEAD US TO SUSTENANCE!" shouts Brimstone belligerently.