Pit's Story

Pit keeps a grip on the Lightning Chariot's reins as its unicorns pull it away from the Bob-omb blasts. They then sprint ahead, gaining on Racer S, Uncle Grandpa, and Captain Falcon.

"... Is that so?" asks Sockie. "Well, you wouldn't happen to know where old Karasz is, would you?"

"The race is almost over," Moxxi announced, "The finish line is just a mile away. Who will the race? Will it be Racer S, Uncle Grandpa, Pit, or Captain Falcon?"

"I can't believe a lot of racers failed to keep up with themselves!" Ghost chuckled, "Y'know what, I bet you money that they're gonna do something with the winner by beating living bejesus out of their asses."

"That would be... interesting."

Meanwhile...

"He's about to leave Hellborne right after he rescued Alex. I don't know whether you think Karasz's doing good or doing bad! Either way, it's all up to you to decide what he did."

The Blue Falcon's Reactor Boost is currently cooling down, so he can't speed ahead of the other three just yet.

Pit hesitated using his bow at this point, unless the others pick a fight with him again.

"Yeah, yeah. I think I'll ask him myself rather than trust the word of a complete stranger!"

Sockie then hangs up, and turns to Sockra and Brimstone.

"Well, we're out of the race, so who's up for a trip to Hellborne Valley?" asks Sockie.

"[color=orange]Thou doth not have to ask me twice![/color=orange]" replies Brimstone.

"Wait, why?" asks Sockra.

"Some guy just told me that Karasz killed a bunch of Sockonians under Shu's orders." explains Sockie. "I'd like to think Karasz isn't that much of a jerk, so let's find out what's going on!"

With that, the Sock Train drives out of the topic. (even despite its damaged wheels)

Ignacious suddenly reappears in one of the speedway's bleachers, meanwhile; covered in bandages and wearing an arm cast, while eating popcorn with his undamaged one as he continues to watch the eventual conclusion of the race.

The Lightning Chariot and Blue Falcon are now neck-and-neck with the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger...!

"This is it, ladies and gentlemen," Ghost announced, "There's gonna be a photo finish! Will there be a three-way tie, or one of them will win?! The icarus, the blue racer, or that fruitball?! I can't handle the suspense! Here it comes! I can smell it! Engineer, record that dang moment! This is the moment of history! And... the... winner... is---"

"--aaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Then the pod bowls through the chariot, the Blue Falcon, and the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger. It turns out to be Mr. Torgue who went through the finish line. Moxxi's jaw dropped in shock, and Ghost rubbed his eyes in disbelief. Torgue breaks the pod's door with his boot and emerges from the pod.

"THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!!! BRREEWWEEEWRREEWWEWWWW WEEEEOOOOWAAAAHHH!!!!"

"You have got to be fucking kidding me!!!" Moxxi exclaimed.

"That is the biggest plot twist I ever heard." Then Uncle Grandpa is there next to Moxxi, "How does he do it??"

"TORGUE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! YOU RUINING THE RACE!!" Moxxi screamed.

"!!!" Captain Falcon almost veered right off the track with Torgue's entrance. He activated the emergency brakes on the Blue Falcon, skidding to a stop.

"Waaaaaugh!!" Pit almost lost control of Phos and Lux, who were startled by Torgue's pod. The chariot was sent careening through the sky with Pit hanging onto the reins for dear life.