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Death's Head's vehicle is severely damaged, and he quickly ejects out of it just as it explodes. The fly from earlier is caught in this blast and incinerated.
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Racer S quickly dodges. She's in a lead and neck-in-neck with Uncle Grandpa and his Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
"I can't believe a lot of racers failed to keep up with themselves!" Ghost chuckled, "Y'know what, I bet you money that they're gonna do something with the winner by beating living bejesus out of their asses."
"That would be... interesting."
Meanwhile...
"He's about to leave Hellborne right after he rescued Alex. I don't know whether you think Karasz's doing good or doing bad! Either way, it's all up to you to decide what he did."
Pit hesitated using his bow at this point, unless the others pick a fight with him again.
Sockie then hangs up, and turns to Sockra and Brimstone.
"Well, we're out of the race, so who's up for a trip to Hellborne Valley?" asks Sockie.
"[color=orange]Thou doth not have to ask me twice![/color=orange]" replies Brimstone.
"Wait, why?" asks Sockra.
"Some guy just told me that Karasz killed a bunch of Sockonians under Shu's orders." explains Sockie. "I'd like to think Karasz isn't that much of a jerk, so let's find out what's going on!"
With that, the Sock Train drives out of the topic. (even despite its damaged wheels)
"--aaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Then the pod bowls through the chariot, the Blue Falcon, and the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger. It turns out to be Mr. Torgue who went through the finish line. Moxxi's jaw dropped in shock, and Ghost rubbed his eyes in disbelief. Torgue breaks the pod's door with his boot and emerges from the pod.
"THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!!! BRREEWWEEEWRREEWWEWWWW WEEEEOOOOWAAAAHHH!!!!"
"You have got to be fucking kidding me!!!" Moxxi exclaimed.
"That is the biggest plot twist I ever heard." Then Uncle Grandpa is there next to Moxxi, "How does he do it??"
"TORGUE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! YOU RUINING THE RACE!!" Moxxi screamed.
"Waaaaaugh!!" Pit almost lost control of Phos and Lux, who were startled by Torgue's pod. The chariot was sent careening through the sky with Pit hanging onto the reins for dear life.
"THIS RACE IS RIGGED!!" said one commoner.
"WE LOST ALL OF OUR MONEY!" complained the second.
"I wasted my life savings for this race... My family is going to die and it's all my fault... Fuck this... FUCK THIS WORLD!!" the third one committed suicide.
"NO! NO! NO!!" Moxxi bangs the table, "Torgue, you musclebounded idiot! Because of you, nobody won the bet!"
"THAT'S IT!! EVERYONE, DESTROY EVERYTHING! THIS EVENT DESTROYED OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!" Then the audience became the raging riot as they break out of the stands and began destroying everything in their path, "NO SURVIVORS! KILL EVERYBODY!!! MAKE THEM SUFFER!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" The enraged mob demolished the roads, break the obstacles, and set everything on fire. As for the retired racers, they escape their way to safety.
"Is it too late to have a rematch?" Uncle Grandpa asked.
"I don't think so, Uncle Grandpa," Uncle Grandpa's fanny pack spoke.
"Everybody, follow me!" Starlow leads the racers to safety, "Jeez, I knew this event would end this way..."
"Aww hoo hoo..." Luigi groaned, "I guess racing didn't work out for me after all."
"Don't be hard on yourself, Luigi. Sure you may not be the best, but seeing you race makes you one of the best."
"Yeah, that's true."
Wario tried to fight his way through the crowd, shoulder-tackling his way through. "Rrrrr! Get outta Wario's way, you crazy cuckoos!"
"This is Captain David Crane. State the nature of your emergency."
Meanwhile, Wario is in turn returning hits. "You can't out-a-muscle ME!"
"YOU GOTTA ADMIT, I MADE A BADASS ENTRANCE IN HISTORY!!"
"Arggh, Jesus Christ..." Ghost facepalmed, "When the authorities arrive, you better be prayin' for a miracle, Boy. Two words: PUNITIVE DAMAGES."
"Stay right here and don't do anything from now on." Moxxi warned.
"BUT I GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS HERE! I JUST ASSISTED A CRAZY MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATH!"
"Damn it, Torgue!!!"
"You actually helped a blood thirsty monster?" Racer S questioned Mr Torgue, "For what reason did you do that?"
"HE WAS GONNA BE THE GREATEST F*CKING CHAMPION IN THE TECHNO DOME! NOW THE CORRUPT POLICE FORCE ARE RUINING THE FUN!"
"And now you ruined my event, you stupid idiot..." Moxxi groaned.
"Oh well! We may not win the prize money, but we sure had fun!" Uncle Grandpa said, "I guess we were trying to prove who's the fastest racer around here, am I right Giant Realistic Flying Tiger?"
The tiger roared in response.
"Yeah... I guess so." Luigi sighed, "So... what now?"
"I guess you people expect an apology from me," Moxxi spoke, "It's a shame that you all didn't win anything, but at least you showed me your hot rods. That turns me on for the most part. You can all expect your booby prizes in your doorstep once I find out how to repay you all."
"Err... No thanks. We're good." Luigi chuckled, "Thanks for the offer though.
"Ah good, the authorities have arrived." Moxxi saw them coming.
"Why don't ya make us, pigs?" spat a rioting audience member.
There is a brief pause. A police officer rolls down the window of his van and hurls a tear gas grenade into the crowd, scattering them.
"{cough} Aaaagh - ! Can't...see...! {cough cough}"
He stumbled through the rioters, flailing his fists wildly.
"AWWWW DON'T DO THIS, MOXXI! AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LOCK ME UP??"
"Sorry, Torgue, but justice must be served in a hot platter."
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