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Sockie Lastnamerson

Current king of Sockonia, famed hero, insane... Sockie is many things.

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a character in “Fusion Fantasy Neo”, as played by Sockie

Description

Theme: Punch-Out!! Wii Main Theme

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Age: 20

Gender: Male

Alignment: Chaotic Good
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Physical Description: Sockie is quite tall, with a white sock over his head and eye holes cut into this make-shift mask with sunglasses over them. He also wears a red shirt, and blue pants, gloves, and socks. (completely lacking shoes) Like all Sockonians, Sockie is pretty much identical to a human underneath his mask.

Personality: Sockie boasts two of the greatest personality traits known to all living creatures: insanity and vanity. His desire for admiration and attention from the public, combined with his penchant for the silly, makes him very unpredictable. (he also welcomes any opportunity to add to Sockonia's treasure vault) That said, Sockie is genuinely devoted to stopping evil and keeping people everywhere safe. Those he calls friends can also depend on him for his loyalty.

Equipment & Abilities: Sockie's mightiest weapon is perhaps the oversized mallet he keeps in hammerspace--his Sock Hammer. (don't let the name fool you--it has very little to actually do with socks) This hammer is capable of flattening and smashing into the air some of the toughest foes. Sockie's severed right hand also been replaced with a hook capable of extending and detracting on a chain, making him capable of easily reaching long distances. As for abilities, Sockie has mastered the ancient art of the Sockonians' Sock Blast attack, allowing him to fire a vaguely sock-shaped energy blast from the palm of his hand. If Sockie channels enough energy into his, he is quite capable of incinerating whatever the blast strikes.

History: Becoming an orphan as an infant, Sockie and his brother, Sockaro, were both sent to the infamous Sockonian Institute For Very Special Children, where hundreds of orphans were trained to become the perfect soldiers, with one eventually taking leadership of Sockonian. Driven insane by the brutal teaching methods there, Sockie fled the institute and became a criminal that plagued Sockonian well into his adult life. Eventually captured and exiled from his home planet, Sockie wandered the universe, getting into many misadventures and making many friends and enemies. His brother, Sockaro, meanwhile, became king of Sockonia and plotted to turn all sentient life in the universe into Sockonians. Learning of this, Sockie and many others journeyed to Sockonia and did battle with Sockaro, eventually learning that he was being manipulated by the Sockonians' ancient enemies, the Shoe Demons, all along. When Sockaro was mortally wounded by the Shoe Demons' leader and Sockie's arch-enemy, Shu, he named Sockie king of Sockonia before passing on. Now Sockie honours his brother's memory by protecting the people of Sockonia and leading them as best as he can... of course, old habits die hard, and Sockie continues to go on many adventures.

So begins...

Sockie Lastnamerson's Story

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"Oh... what a SHITTY irony!" Lord Tourettes spoke.

"This is all your fault!!!" Luigi yelled at Lord Tourettes, "Why did you do this to me?!"

"I....uh.... didn't know...?"

Luigi's face turns red and picks up Lord Tourette's lute. He's about to hit Lord Tourettes with it.

"AAAAAHH---FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!"

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"Oh... well... that's another damsel in distress rescued by the Sockster!" says Sockie, wiping his hands together as though he's cleaning dirt off of them. "No need to thank me! Really!"

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"Okay," said the Banana Guard in Princess Bubblegum's room.

The Banana Guards grab Ice King and drag him out.

"COME ON, GUYS! I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND!" shouted Ice King.

Meanwhile...

"Hey," said a Banana Guard jailer. "Keep it down in there!"

The Banana Guard points to a sign that says "Keep quiet!" with a piece of taffy raising a finger to its lips in a "ssh" motion.

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Luigi quietly breaks Lord Tourette's skull with a lute out his quiet frustration while Lord Tourettes screams quietly.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

"This is all your fault!! Now I'm gonna be stuck here for months!" Luigi angrily said.

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"Wait, come back!" shouts Sockie. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THANK ME!"

"Please stop it, Sockie." remarks Sockra as she kneels down and unties Bubblegum.

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Bubblegum stretches out, enjoying not being tied up.

"Thank you, strange sock people," said Bubblegum. "You'll have to excuse my Banana Guards. They're... not the brightest bulbs."

Meanwhile, the Banana Guards throw Ice King out of the palace.

"And can you stay out for longer than a week this time?" asked a Banana Guard. "That would be nice."

"I'll consider it!" said Ice King, flying away.

Meanwhile again...

"Much better," said the Banana Guard jailer.

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Luigi sighed out of his frustration and sits on the chair. But apparently the chair is a switch, which the wall opens up and reveals exit.

"...." Luigi sighed and walks through the wall, "I'm going home. I think Luigi is not ready to go solo jus--"

"OH! Sweet SHITTY freedom!!" Lord Tourettes is dancing for joy, but Luigi lets Lord Tourettes stay hin there.

"Forget it! I'm not going let you get me in trouble again! I'm going home."

With that, Luigi marches back to Kinoko City.

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"I think we're pretty used to dealing with dim lightbulbs..." says Sockra while looking at Sockie and Brimstone.

"We are? But we're not lightbulb repairmen--HEY!" shouts Sockie upon realization.

"Pink mortal, if thou wishes to repay us for our aid on this day, please... LEAD US TO SUSTENANCE!" shouts Brimstone belligerently.

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"Very well!" said Bubblegum. "I shall take you to the kitchen, and make you all... ALMOST MATHEMATICALLY PERFECT SANDWICHES!"

Bubblegum heads over to the kitchen. Meanwhile...

"Hey," said the Banana Guard jailer. "Stop. Don't leave."

But he's too late, as Luigi has already broken out of jail. That lovable outlaw!

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"Ah, the spoils of war...!" remarks Brimstone before quickly following Bubblegum with Sockie and Sockra behind him.

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In the kitchen...

"Mystical bacon, boiled in the heart of a lava lake!" shouted Bubblegum, putting some sandwiches together. "Lettuce taken from the Lettuce King of the Lettuce Kingdom! Stellar tomato, fallen from the stars during the autumnal equinox! And pretzel bread from the supermarket! COMBINE TO CREATE..."

Bubblegum holds out a tray with three sandwiches.

"ALMOST MATHEMATICALLY PERFECT SANDWICHES!"

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Sockie, Sockra, and Brimstone each take a sandwich and begin eating. Don't ask how Brimstone does so without a mouth despite the huge gaping one in the profile pic he has

"GLORIOUS! shouts Brimstone. "Truly a meal fit for one such as myself!"

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The sandwiches are all pretty good, but I wouldn't call them legendary or anything.

"I'm glad you like it, loud demon guy!" said Bubblegum.

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You underestimate Brimstone's love of sandwiches.

"Where are we, anyway?" asks Sockie. "We were trying out this free catapult ride over at Dreamshore, and we got sent flying!"

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"You are in the Peppermint Palace," said Bubblegum. "In the Candy Coated Canyon. I am Princess Bubblegum, ruler of the Candy Coated Canyon."

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"What a coincidence!" says Sockie. "I'm a ruler, too! Of the far-away planet of Sockonia!

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"Really?" asked Bubblegum. "I've heard a lot of things about Sockonia! Is it true that the bladder of a Sock Wolf is a safer and more biodegradable alternative to zanoit isotopes?"

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"Uh... erm... ask again later!" responds Sockie.

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"Oh..." said Prince Bubblegum, looking a bit disappointed. "Well, can you at least tell me if the stench from a Lesser Argolath Monument works as a catalyst for Plantoid production of mellotoxins?"

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Sockie begins going cross-eyed behind his sunglasses.

"Uh... I don't think we're the right people to ask those kinds of questions." says Sockra. "None of us are really science-types."