Earth

{Zim}

The Two year Silence in the deep bowls of zim's Lab underneath his Home Base was suddenly Interrupted by the sudden Hiss of decompression coming form a tank in the far corner of the lab. The tanks Canape burst open as Zim's Body fell limply out of the tank.

The lab sprang to life as all sorts of alien technologies activated. A mechanical drifted down to Zims body And reattached his Irkan data pack then and another arm jolted him back to life using electricity surged strait into his pack. Zim stumbled back to his feet. " uuuuuhg. computer......computer status report.'' Zim ordered in a daze. zims automated voice reluctantly responded. :: sigh :: As ordered by you last log entry You have been in the rejuvenation tank for exactly Two years, one month, and fourteen days. And I must say Zim I think you will approve of the results.

zim Looked at himself in the mirror. As he had hoped his body had now changed to appear more as a Human teenager. " yes...yes MUAHAHAHAH THE REJUVENATION TANK WAS A SUCCESS VICTORY FOR Z-ack...ack koff. what what is wrong with my voice." Zim's voice was now slightly deeper. the computer answered. " due to the Years spent in the rejuvenation tank meany of E-HEM HEM features have been alters. With that being said Zim I recommend you um find some attire to match you increased stature.

" What are you talking about I feel fine and....'' he stops to realize he's completely naked. '' WAHHHHGGGG!!!!!''

A scrawny, scraggly-haired youth draped himself over a fence like a lazy cat, peering into the small yard full of lawn gnomes stretched before him. This is it, if I remember right. A lean, sickly-colored house towered at the yard's center... with tubes snaking out its sides to latch onto the neighbors' homes like leeches. So he's either an alien.... Or pretty damn smart. The boy's brow slowly arched. But his house is still here... So where's he been for two fuggin' years?

Sid had never investigated too much into Dib's theory the boy in this house was an alien; Sid just wasn't interested in poking through Zim's business. The kid was a weirdo. But after swiping a laser gun from him Sid couldn't help wondering what other alien weapons Zim was hiding... And considering he hadn't been to Skool in two years, now seemed like a good time to take a peek at his house. He had heard Dib shouting about the security at the house before - because Dib just about never talked to Zim, only shouted - but with Zim's absence, Sid wondered if the security system was still active.

Glancing to his right at the sound of chirping, he eyed a squirrel on the fence beside him, staring with eyes as blank as the lawn gnomes'.

A grin crawled across the boy's face.

He snatched up the squirrel with the speed of a striking snake and almost as quickly hurled it right into Zim's yard. As he figured it, there were two ways to gauge the threat of Zim's security: hop into the yard and see if laser beams fried him like bacon, or throw a squirrel into the yard and see if laser beams fried it like bacon. So he went with the latter.

{Ora}

Ora walk up with a scream, her new alarm clock scaring her half to death. "Why.... why must human have to go to this school so early?" she said, turning from her original irken form and into her human one, tying her soft purple hair up as she stepped out of bed and slowly walked through her house. "Who knew becoming like a teenager would do all this." she thought to herself as she remembered she used to never be tired in the mornings until she had her computer modify her body.

She walked down stairs to her basement, yawning as she asked her computer for an update and woke up Luna. "Miss Ora, your vital signs are stable and your health is at an acceptable level." she sighed, relieved that that procedure went smoothly and nothing seemed to be wrong with her, yet.

she waited till it was time to go before walking outside along with the pink humans.

"YOU IDIOT WAKE UP, BIG HEADED FREAK!", screamed Gaz through Dibs door. Gaz went downstairs to the kitchen and pulled some Poop cereal out of the pantry. "Stupid Dib, were going to be late to skool if he doesn't hurry up", said Gaz. Her brother always got on her nerves; but their father wouldn't let her go out with out the doofis. It was the first day of skool and Dib had spent most of the summer in his room doing... "Sick.. I don't want to know what that freak has been doing in there", she said as she stuck a spoonful of cereal in her mouth.

"Good morning Gaz", a floating screen popped up with Professor Membranes face on the monitor. Gaz growled in response as she shoveled more food in her mouth. "Wheres your brother Gaz, what was his name again.... OH Yeah Dib sorry I got confused there for a minute", said the professor with a chuckle. "Help us professor mutant nematodes have infiltrated the lab!", said a scientist screaming in the background as sirens and smoke filled the room. "Sorry dear I wont be able to accompany you and your brother to skool today; have fun and learn lots of stuff", and with that the screen went to static.

{zim}

As predicted the Innocent little squirrel was reduced to a pile of as with on tiny squeak and a fizzle. however after dealing with the mammal the Gnomes turrets turned they're attention to Sid himself and opened fire. burages of laser's where sent in his direction.

meanwhile Zim put on his new attire for his teenager body. (to see what he looks like look at the Zim character sheet)After he was properly clad. he went to the mainframe of his lab. " computer show me any and all transmission's sent to me form the tallest. They are probably concerned form my lack of communications these past two years.

the computer quickly calculated. and then a massive zero appeared on the screen. the computer answered. " uhhh zim it appeared you have received absolutely no messages scene you have been in rejuvenation. Zim perhaps its entirely possible that you mission was a terrible miss---''

zim Interrupted. " None sense Its obliviously a communications malfunction. I order you to correct it immediately." he turned his back on the computer. and walked on to a elevator to the upper levels. The computer sighed. " guess I shouldn't even mention the other Irkan Invader who landed here. Eeeh what ever. ''

{Ora}

Ora's pink eyes light up, seeing lasers being fired out of the corner of her eye. she stared at the house they came from,"That couldn't be the Irken the tallest warned me about. could it?" she thought to herself, standing in front the house that had just fired lasers. she stood there for a while before shaking her head, "I'll find out later, i must not act any different than these humans." she whispered, continuing to walk on the side walk, taking a quick look at the boy that was fired at out of curiosity.

Sid's eyes grew wide as every gnome in the yard slowly turned his way after incinerating the squirrel. Squeaking, he ducked behind the fence, a laser shooting through it not a second later just centimeters from his head. "Eep..!" Staying crouched, he kept behind the fence and scurried across the sidewalk to hastily pass by the house. Lasers riddled the fence with holes as they fired after him, but after he made it past they stopped and Sid stood unscathed. He turned to face the house, scowling. "THE SIDEWALK ISN'T YOUR PROPERTY, DICK-GNOMES!"

He blinked then, meeting the gaze of a violet-haired girl who was staring at him from the sidewalk before Zim's house. As if to rationalize the lasers, Sid opened his mouth with the idea of blurting out that the kid who lived there was an alien, but he stopped. His peers already thought he was crazy - but the dangerous kind of crazy, not the kind of crazy that got you picked on like Dib Membrane.

Although, come to think of it, Sid had never seen this girl before. She looked like she was on her way to Skool, with a backpack and all. Sid's curious expression dissipated into a faint scowl. "What the hell are you lookin' at?" Best to make a desirable first impression; he didn't want to give the girl the idea he was some malleable, empty-headed imbecile like most of the kids at Skool.

{Ora}

Ora looked down at the boy and smiled, which was probably not the reaction he wanted. "I was looking at you, hun." she said, helping him up. "you were shot at by lasers or whatever. i'm sure i'm not the only one staring." she readjusted the bag on her shoulders as she felt her energy start to kick in.

[Dib]

Dib was up in his room watching the old footage of zim and Gir eating waffles that he recorder year's ago and tried to offer in as evidence of zim's next evil plan. he looked sternly at the computer screen. " Where did you go to Zim. You can't hide from me forever.'' when suddenly he heard his Sister's shrill voice form the other side of his door. Dib sighed as he ejected the disk from his computer. He Glared at the disk as if he was expecting it to tremble in fear.

" You'll slip up sometime Zim. and I'll be there. Now and forever.'' he tossed the disk on his bed and garbed his backpack and made his way down staires just in time to noticed his own father forgetting his name. Dib rolled his eyes as the flouting screen went to static. Dib looked in the pantries and grabbed a box of sugar cover eyeballs. and sat down at the kitchen table.
" Won't be long Now Gaz... soon right when you least expect it. BOOOM!'' hen banged his fist on the table. " Zim will make his next sinister move. oh-ho ho
If he thinks he can trip me up with this little waiting game. he got another thing coming. Just you wait and see.'' as he began eating hos cereal

Gaz

Gaz eye twitched as she listened to Dib sputter out stupid nonsense, "You idiot Zim hasn't even farted in the wind in two years and your still after him. Face it your stupid, nobody likes you , and THEY DON'T CARE IF HE'S AN Alien!", she yelled and picked up her own back pack. "Everyone's and idiot just like you and if it doesn't affect anything that they want or have they don't care. And Zim's stupid too so he's not going to be taking over the world any time soon", she slammed her hands on the kitchen table, the condiments jumped up and down with clinking noise. "I think the one you need to worry about trying to take over the world is me, and how I'm going to destroy you if you don't stop talking about stupid stuff; now hurry up we have Skool to go to", said Gaz.