"This is the darkest circle of hell ever devised. It is ... a ROOM with a TEDDY BEAR!" "Um, sir..." "I'M GENIUS!!!"
He is incredibly arrogant, refusing to recognize his failures and claiming that someone else sabotaged him. While intelligent, he is headstrong and reckless, often making things worse or getting those under his command in trouble. He seemingly has a very weak grasp on how people actually work, although whether this is deliberate or a result of actual lack of observation is unclear. He is devotedly loyal, and will go out of his way to impress his superiors, often failing to recognize when his attempts do more harm than good. He also seems unable to comprehend that his superiors hate him and consistantly put him in harms way in a misguided attempt to kill him; he seems to believe they are merely testing his abilities.
Likes:
> Human food
> His superiors
> Himself
> Magic
Dislikes:
> Failure
> Enemies
> Those who impede his plans
> Humans
> Bugs
Magical Abilities: Abezethibou is a master of illusions, and his combat tactics mainly deal with turning his opponents against each other. He is also skilled with telepathy and teleportation, as well as transfiguration and mind control.
Weapons: Abezethibou mainly relies on his opponents killing each other, although he will use a variety of hidden or ranged weapons when needed.
Favorite Quotes:
> "Only a fool faces his opponent directly."
> "Shut up, genius is speaking."
> "Praise me!"
> "Quit stabbing yourself, quit stabbing yourself!"
> (After a massive failure) "I think that went rather well."
History: Abezethibou was created by accident when a horde of lesser demons was sacrificed in an attempt to open up hell to the earthen realm. Instead of allowing the armies of hell to march on the human world, it created Abezethibou. Though he is viewed as a failure and revolting mutation by most demons, Abezethibou believes himself above the common rabble, and frequently goes out of his way to prove it. Unfortunately, his attempts often end in the ruination of Hell's plans, though he refuses to acknowledge this. He was assigned by the Archdemon to lead a small force of demons in the final war. The Archdemon hopes to use him and his unsuspecting soldiers as cannonfodder against the forces of heaven while the other demons go after more valuable targets. Whether this proves successful, however, is yet to be seen.
Theme Song: Young, Hollywood Undead