The man, the legend. Sadly, this image and character sheet features mainly the bastard that killed him.
Name: Alledgedly, Mr Jane Doe
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Skills/Abilities:
Knowledge of how to load, aim and fire a long list of weapons as long as that list is just "Rocket Launchers, Shotguns, Stuff to Whack People With", over and over.
The ability to launch himself into the air with a rocket fired at his feet while jumping without becoming a pile of meat on the floor.
Can put away more meat than you ever will!
Can give rousing speeches at the drop of a hat. Maybe two.
Optional stuff: He's utterly unaware of his status as a computer game character despite the evidence being very clear...
Items: You mean apart from Dog Tags and extra ammo? Err...A copy of 'The Art of War' by Sun Tzu, some boot polish, a dirty cleaning rag, "Guns and Haircuts" Magazine with the special on a crew-cut done with nothing but the wing of a chicken and a nail-file and a small box that makes party noises whenever you push the big button on the front.
Weapons:
The Black Box
The Reserver Shooter
The Frying Pan
Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.
(Supplied by Valve themselves.)
He's currently been given the task of training a new recruit. Some Flutter-whatsit-tree-huggin' commie by the look of her but he's never turned away from an obvious failure waiting to happen before.
