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Darrum
A Dwarven Gatecrasher. Able to travel through space and time and even to different dimensions, Darrum Barleybrew is quite an eccentric dwarf!
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The Infinite Void
a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by Aythr
Description
As a dwarf, Darrum is short yet stalky. His long, dark brown beard is braided, and falls just short of his belt line. His large dwarven nose is the highlight of his face, as his short eyes are rather sunken in. Adorned upon his head is his favorite feathered wide-brimmed hat.
Personality
Darrum is the life of the party, not too odd for a dwarf.
Equipment
Dressed rather lavishly for a dwarf, his expensive blue silk shirt is adorned with many random trinkets and pockets that were added at a later time. On his head is a lavish feathered hat. On his belt, a magnificent keychain, holding hundereds of keys.
So begins...
Darrum's Story
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"YAAAWWWHEEEEEE!" screamed Darrum as he crashed into the bar from another dimension, riding what appeared to be an enormous demon resembling a grotesque baboon with disproportionate wing. This demon was a Nalfeshnee, a powerful demon from the Abyss. It screamed loudly and tried to swat the dwarf off of his back, who had a powerful grip on the demon's fur.
"BALROGAS T'LICHORGA" the demon screamed.
"Ya shoulda thought aboot that befoor ya tried swattin' meh like a fly, laddy!" The dwarf screamed in a thick irish accent, seemingly able to decipher the screams of the Nalfeshnee. ”
"BALROGAS T'LICHORGA" the demon screamed.
"Ya shoulda thought aboot that befoor ya tried swattin' meh like a fly, laddy!" The dwarf screamed in a thick irish accent, seemingly able to decipher the screams of the Nalfeshnee. ”
Darrum jumped off of the the thrashing demon, before reciting some cryptic chant and jingling a keyring that was cluttered with numerous different keys. A blinding light shined from the keyring, and a massive portal seemed to errupt from it, taking its place under the Nalfeshnee. It screamed once more, as gravity sent it falling into the dimension it came from. The portal closed as soon as it fell through, and Darrum replaced the Keyring on his belt.
Darrum wiped his sweaty brow; it was hot in The Abyss. He hobbled over to a tall barstool and climbed up to the top. He sat at the bar, and screamed in victory, "Aye! I've vanquished tha demon in yer' bar! Barkeep! Barkeep? A free brew is in order!"
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"Oy! I dun' appreciate that kind'a talk, lassy!" He pointed at Kasha and waved his finger. "Although, being such a purdy lass, I suppose I can'a let ya' off with a warnin'!" His obnoxious dwarven voice was like a nail writing complex equations on a chalkboard.
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"What's a lassy like you doing in a place like this, anyway? This is a pub! Maybe in a few more years you should come back!" He exclaimed, perfectly curious as to why there was a seven year old in a bar, anyway.
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"You've got quite'a mouth on ya', don'tcha lass?" He said as he jumped onto the bar, disappearing behind it to grab some alcohol that he desperately needed. As a dwarf, it would be an understatement for him to say he'd probably go crazy for a drink.
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"Alright, lassy, but I'mma just trying to be a bit social. This is a pub, after all." He said from behind the bar, reaching for a high up mug. He celebrated as he grabbed it, and proceeded to sneakily poor himself a tall mug of ale.
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Darrum didn't respond to the little girl as he now had what he came for; a pint! He shuffled back to the other side of the bar, quickly climbing up a barstool and chugging his Ale. "Now that'a hits tha' spot!" he screamed out loud, chuckling heartily.
Darrum chuckled loudly again. He had apparently struck a nerve unintentionally. Be took another large swig, making a relieved sigh that his thirst had been quenched, "This is quite'a hardy ale! Whoever'a runs this place has excellent taste!"
Darrum raised an eyebrow as a single key on his keyring began to glow softly.He looked down to see which key it was; The Key to Hades. He choked on his ale, proceeding to cough to clear his airway. He expected something like that would go off in such a melting pot of characters, but he wasn't going to take any chances. He cautiously looked around him, to view his available resources.
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"YAAAWWWEEEEE!" Darrum screamed as a portal opened in the bar. He smashed through it, and then through a barstool as a gout of fire sprayed out of the portal behind him. His clothes were smoking, and he held his head. Looking up, he noticed the head of an immense dragon heading for the portal, roaring monstrously and charging for the portal. He fumbled for his keyring and closed the portal before the dragon could erupt through. Darrum stayed in the rubble of the smashed barstool, taking a minute to breath; He was almost murdered by a dragon, after all.
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"Ugh..." Darrum said out loud. He gripped his head, removing his eccentric wide brimmed hat. He slowly got up out of the rubble, before speaking in a thick dwarven accent. "I'll'a pay for that stool."he said outwardly to the bar.
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A faint, boisterous screaming could be heard, as the Dwarven Gatecrasher, Darrum Barleybrew, came crashing through the ceiling of the bar. A portal seemed to have opened, allowing him entry without breaking the ceiling, however he was not so fortunate to avoid pain, slamming into a barstool and splintering it into several pieces. His tattered clothes were smoking, and his beard appeared to be smoldering. He squealed and patted it down with his gloved hands, leaving behind the faint drift of smoke from his facial hair.
"Tha' was a wee bit too close for my taste. Bartender, I'll'a have an ale!" He raised his hand from the floor, signaling the bartender for an alcoholic drink.
"Anything Laddy! I'm up for jus' aboot anythin' ya got!" He chuckled, as he limped for an unbroken barstool.
Grumbled as he made his way up the the barstool, grumbling as he climbed up like a mountain climber. Plopping his backside on the seat, he loudly and obnoxiously thanked whoever had given it to him. He guzzled it, loud slurps resonating across the bar.
"Tha' hits the spot!" Darrum chuckled deeply. He looked around the bar, taking in its patrons and their many conversations. It was all a bunch of babbling that he couldn't be easily distinguished without a blaring interruption of said conversations. He raised an eyebrow, and looked down again at his beard, to be completely sure that it wasn't still smoking.
Darrum waved down a bartender, in an effort to alleviate the rumbling in his gullet. "'Scuse me! Bartender! I dun' suppose that you have anything to eat around here besides pretzels or peanuts, do ya? I'm starvin'!"
The setting changes from Gambit's Bar to The Infinite Void
Quickpaw Hurojo awakes after having been asleep for several years. Around the area was only void. It was empty. Dark. Cold. "Where... where have the spirits placed me?" He started patting his body all over; ensuring that he was corporeal. "Not dead; that's a plus." Though there was no time to lose. If he was corporeal, that likely means that he could return to the world he knew, and hopefully return to his king. He began running, hoping to find an exit to this ethereal obscurity.
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