Narrator Dude's Story

With the appearance of yet another undead appears. With a glance upon another Zombie dude, and with that, summons his Narrative powers once more. SMITE; and off with the zombie

Ah, though the deletion of this poor beings post has come about, one cannot argue with the Narrator. With that said; it has been noted that Joker has taken Slave up into said hotel for 'fun tiemz'

With the appearance of Kisa, it has come to pass that the nasty little creature known as Mr.Grant, alternatively known as Pedo-bear, has also come to appear. With a leap into her cleavage, she suddenly retrieved and stuffed inside of...a...locked cabinet? Interesting...

And yet the devious Mr.Grant foils her attempt, replacing himself in her cleavage! Only to be pulled once more, and dropped upon the floor. Things would of course...get much more intriguing with this event, such as him taking a seat upon her cranium.

Poor Mr.Grant; it was obvious that he'd grow...irritated with having been dropped upon the floor again. It seems that...perhaps; tentacles would be utilized, in which they were indeed!

And let it be said that before even a word can be uttered; Narrator uses his epic powers to smite Captain Falcon from the story.

Smites Captain Falcon once more; utilizing Jeet Lee, Jackie Chan, and Chuck Norris.

Possibly Jason Statham if necessary...

And yet, strangely enough, the captain remained! It dawned on Narrator that he'd have to pull out the big gun's. With a rather massive pencil, he erases the captain, smudging him out of the story.

Oh how intriguing, with this strange statment, the Narrator uses his Narrative powers to induce victory on Pedo-Bears attempts.

With a jolly grin, Narrator pulls a 'pun' Falcon Pawnching Captain Falcon after he decided to do the same to Slave...