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Narrator Dude
A little chibi who narrates things...
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The Infinite Void
a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by Vejisama
Description
A chibi. Wears a turquoise long sleeved shirt. Pale violet jeans. No shoes or socks. Darkened eyeshadow. Messy black hair.
Personality
A really happy go lucky person, but always narrates things in dramatic fashion.
Equipment
None, just his amazing voice.
History
x.x
So begins...
Narrator Dude's Story
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Narrator Dude turns towards Erin. Gesturing like a 'special person', he snickers.
Derrrrp, I was designed to be annoying, yes yes! But, I am known as Narrator Dude, or, you can call me ND...
Narrator Dude blinks, and then points an accusing finger at YOU!, yes you.
He then turns, and blinks, snickering.
He then simply bows...
You! No, not you. Yes, no...no! You sit down, I wasn't pointing at you, you're in bumfrak egypt! Yes, You! The Dragon dude, in OOC. Calm your failing! It's polluting the IC with...FAIL!
He then turns, and blinks, snickering.
Oh, but, yes, yes there is a plot! There is always a plot! And like molasses, it is thick! Thicker than the chest hairs on your grandfather! Oh ho!
He then simply bows...
Narrator Dude blinks, then meeps!
he begins, sticking his tongue out in thought.I spy a Skallagrim! Oh ho! Hm, are you like...Sandy Claws from that one movie, you know...
Oh! The Nightmare Before Christmas! I want...A pony, a treehouse, a new bike, a kite, some B-52 bombers, a nuclear reactor, and...a few tassles...
Narrator Dude blinks, and then visibly sneezes.
Well! That's a mouthful. Lzothozsh-kawhatsamaddafushupadanatsalacka-ching-chang-pang-wang...pow...
Narrator Dude sighs, and then snorts.
Meh, and the mouthful guy-thing-something or other wins...just...wins...
Narrator Dude just...floats into the air, spinning around in loony circles with his legs folded native style.
"La da da, la de da da, ma la la lee luu ha..."
"La da da, la de da da, ma la la lee luu ha..."
So it follows, these two females speak of the ensuing happenings between the 'adult' and the other 'girl', talking of how boring it is. Yes yes, so very droll. The typical romance and what not, how it makes me want to gag...like, fer serious, on a spork, or something. But, this other girl seemingly finds it fun, whilst the previous one, whom seems to be a buzzkill of sorts, draws on in imitation, going on how 'We know you liiiike her', and 'No I dooooon't.' and the blushing, and the I love you's, and yes yes, so very droll....
Narrator Dude whips his head around to describe in epic fashion, the rum seeking of Drakus Flavaar.
And lo' and behold! The man known as Drakus Flavaar makes his way into the bar, striding himself over for a wonderful helping of the liquid gold that is Rum. Ah, yes, the drink of men, the substance of the gods. Wait, what? Really? Give me some!
Narrator Dude instantly snaps his attention over to Kotte rui Da-faren. With transcendental speed, he issues several PDA tickets.
He then 'corrects' himself.
Then he snickers.
Oi! None of that touchy feely stuff!
He then 'corrects' himself.
Mind you, We not forget this fine gentleman's trenchcoat, his stylish cowboy hat, and his shiny new guns...since, well, obviously the man was perturbed that I'd forgotten to mention such.
Then he snickers.
As for our female, she seems visibly broken, though attempts to look unemotional. Ah, the poor heart of a girl. Such a sad...sad story. Quit being emo...
Narrator Dude gasps.
...he is swiftly narrated...
And...then he promptly flips off Drakus.
...before turning towards King.
Ack! A Narrator Dudette! What is this junk! Nooo!
...he is swiftly narrated...
And...then he promptly flips off Drakus.
...before turning towards King.
OHMAHGAWD! ITS GOZILLA! RUN!
Narrator Dude has run out of funny things to do.
...Thus he drops to the floor, before rolling around pointlessly in a cradled ball...
...Thus he drops to the floor, before rolling around pointlessly in a cradled ball...
Narrator Dude halts, before arching a brow, and pointing out in shock.
...and then he promptly rockets back spewing blood from his nostrils at the sight, effectively evading the blow from Drakus.
....he then slams hard into the adjacent wall of the bar, scittering down to hit the floor.
x-x
And thus the narrators fall to the floor, only to witness the flashing of green panties! What was this all about!? We shall find out!
...and then he promptly rockets back spewing blood from his nostrils at the sight, effectively evading the blow from Drakus.
Aha! Once again, you all do not learn. I am untoucha-
....he then slams hard into the adjacent wall of the bar, scittering down to hit the floor.
x-x
Narrator Dude narrates in his unconsciousness.
...Narrator-thu is then quickly smote...
...Fail-thu. Do not steal the Narrator's shine!
...Narrator-thu is then quickly smote...
Narrator Dude pfoofs into Gambit's in some random location. Possibly on top of someones shoulder. With his little beady, cute, chibi, eyes, he looks about.
Aye! And the Narrator has arrived!
Narrator Dude points an accusing finger at Makeshift from atop his perch on whoever's shoulder. With a blink, he sticks out his tongue in heavy thought, then snaps a finger.
Ack! I've got it! To be, or not to be, that is a loony if I ever seen him! Adored with that of trashy attire, he slips into the bar...wielding a Saw! Oh my! Doesn't...Jigsaw come to mind with that? Eh, bah. Let's play a game!
Narrator Dude winces at the sound of crying, and sighs. How sad, why would one be crying. But...of all things, lo and behold, he was scooped up and placed upon the counter-top by Sophia. With a glance at her, he beams, and then bows, before rising back up.
Such a shame it is; the crying that is. Someone should get that poor child a lollipop!
Narrator Dude blinks, watching as Makeshift fell to the floor. Dancing from foot to foot, he points repeatedly.
Oh! Oh! How sad! That crazy loon just fell over! It seems someone must have given him a tad too much in dosage. For shame, doctors, for shame!
Narrator Dude pfoofs a lollipop into his hand before scampering off of the counter-top. Free-falling to the floor, he lands with a splat of sorts. Ow, indeed. Getting to his feet, he shakes his head around a bit, before clambering across the floor, avoiding the steps of the much larger patrons.
He shouts, before stopping before Melody.Eep! Oi! Watch it gigantor! Eesh! No respect. So I'm three inches tall, ya gotta problem with that!?
Hey! Hey you! Yeah, you! Down here! Cease the tears, and have a lolli! eh?
Narrator Dude pouts. He was a stranger? But...but, he was only three inches tall! Ack! With a frown, he kicks his foot across the floor looking down.
He then uses his awesome-sauce powers to super bound into the air; coming level with the table. Slipping the lollipop onto the table.
How did he know about that? Well, psh, he was Narrator Dude. Whatever you were thinking, whatever you did, he knew, cuz...he's all-powerful like that...
Well! You're mothers pretty smart then! Yes indeed! I won't bother you anymore, I must be off! Narrating cannot wait! No, not at all! But...
He then uses his awesome-sauce powers to super bound into the air; coming level with the table. Slipping the lollipop onto the table.
He says with a smile....You can keep the lolli. I don't much prefer grape, aha! Smile! Have a wonderful time, and I hope the people you're waiting for show!
How did he know about that? Well, psh, he was Narrator Dude. Whatever you were thinking, whatever you did, he knew, cuz...he's all-powerful like that...
Narrator Dude slowly finds himself vanishing before his very own chibi eyes.
...and yet he continues to vanish as his writer has to leave...
...and then, the poor little thing splodes with a rather large pfoof...
...and then, he was gone, choking on his own pfoof smoke...
Ahh, jeez. Really? C'mon! I was having fun!
...and yet he continues to vanish as his writer has to leave...
Cut it out you spoil sport! Lemme' alone! I'm not done yet!
...and then, the poor little thing splodes with a rather large pfoof...
Crap! Well, time to rip off a famous line of some sort...Aha! I'll be back! Muah ha ha ha...ack!
...and then, he was gone, choking on his own pfoof smoke...
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