Snippet #1281325

Badger's eyes began twitching. He fell to his knees and gasped. He stared at the girl. "I-I didn't mean to attack them! They did nothing wrong! All they wanted was some company! I thought you were going to do something more intelligent!" Badger noticed suddenly that the girl was flying. He scurried backward and immediatly cried out. "Ahh, you're flying!" Badger trembled while pulling the grass out in a frantic fashion.

Though Badger had a flash of insight. "Wait, why didn't you just carry me to somewhere safe?" Badger jerked his head over to the now angered deer. "Great! See what you did! Now they are furious with me! Oh, they're furious with you too. You should hear the comments they're talking about you! Scandalous!" The deers then began howling loudly. Badger cuffed his ears and pleaded the deer to stop.

A thundering march was sounded a few miles away. "Well, thanks. A stampede of rhinos are going to charge my ass. You were very helpful and-" Badger changed the volume of his voice and begged the girl. "Please, carry me somewhere. Please! You don't know the feeling of a hundred massive feet rampaging over you! It's not something very satisfying!" Badger shrieked while hugging the girl's legs.