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Oh good! Jolly good! This man was new at being a villain, and as a bonus, he didn’t consider himself one, he was a thoughtful individual. Oh good, boy was this interview going her way, she couldn’t think of anything to make it better. Oh wait, no, it DID just get better.

Newton’s jaw dropped, had it the ability to unhinge, it would be on the floor. An expense account…..her mind blank as only one sound resonated in her thoughts, kaching! This man had her at hello. She had to stop herself from shouting, ‘take me I’m yours you oddly short man!’. And her mind ran through all she could do with actual money, money she hadn’t gotten by cheating at poker, money that she could totally buy clean clothes and be awesome in! Oh she remembered the old days, wearing smashing costumes for the crowd of cheering audiences. That was fun, and though she had learned to forget it she reveled at the thought of dressing properly once more.

‘Oh SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT DON’T ASK ME THAT PLEEEEEAAAAASE.’ Newton had of course nodded vigorously, her expression still surprised and pleased, however, he had asked her something that she had been avoiding, something she dreaded answering and had decided against mentioning earlier. He asked her about her views on life. Her hopes rapidly sank into deep depression as she sighed and drummed her finger on the desk. Quite put out.

“I was hoping you weren’t going to ask that. Because I won’t lie, I simply refuse to kill.” She shrugged, “I value life highly, and freedom I value even more than life, which could be inferred from me being a hobo…” She leaned back, crossing her arms, “But, get this straight, the views of others are not my own. While this may seem obvious, it means more. You can kill if you want to, that’s on you, but while I won’t kill, I have no problems screwing someone over, especially if it’s for my benefit!” She winked, hoping that last bit made up for her negative answer, as any villain of course would not like to hear ‘I value human life, and freedom even more.’

“Sheep of society huh? Good thing I’ve never really been part of society then! I can start this moment if you’ll have me?” She concluded. “I do have one question though, if you can augment your shape and size, do you even need me? You could crush just about anyone right?”