Snippet #1652203

~Day 7~

Fellmund
~Amusement Park~

"Hey asshole! Look behind you!" A bloody and bruised, but not beaten, Fellmund said from behind Exuro. He spat the bullet that had been shot at him on the ground, grinning a large evil grin as he did so. "Those legs of yours.. I don't think you'll be needing them anymore."

And with that, the unarmed fool would find several metallic cards flying at his legs from all directions, in an attempt to dismember him from the waist down. Wouldn't want him running anywhere, now would we?

Ricardo and Q
~Castle Oress Lounge~

"Oh, don't be bothered by that. It just happens sometimes. It's actually one of the more normal things that can happen when I'm around." robochick!Ricardo said, bringing her remote out from nowhere, "I dare you to press the button."

Meanwhile, over with Q..

"Why won't you accept the truth? Don't you think that would be easier?" Q asked that BITCH Raine.

Mr. Thorren and Herbert
~SEXY Flower Shop~

Herbert then proceeded to attempt to eat Flyri. But Mr. Thorren was too busy prancing around his shop and crying MANLY TEARS to save Flyri. (TTuTT)

detailed mmmyes

Charles
~That One Cafe~

"Well, since my master kidnapped me from my home planet with those magnificent powers of his, I was tied eternally to his soul. So when he got killed by a giant fucking laser, I died with him. But I say, at the time that I disintegrated into nothingness, I got rather upset and punched the floor, causing it to collapse. But since this place is weird, it was magically fixed within seconds of its destruction." Charles rambled on happily, "Anything else you would like to know, madame?"

HOW CAN HE STILL BE SMILING

Beatrice
~Umbra's Mansion~

"I w-was just looking for someone to be my friend.." glasses!Beatrice replied, sniffling slightly, "You'll be my friend, won't you?"

She then proceeded to stare at Kim-Ko with damn cute loli puppy dog eyes that could give diabetes itself diabetes. And then it would slap it across the face with happiness and cute loli tears and the implode from the infinite amount of diabetes.

In fact, a bunch of fat people donated their diabetes to infect the rooms with even more diabetes than before. So that means infinite diabetes + more diabetes = ?

SO MUCH DIABETES

Skar
~Doll Shop~

Skar entered the doll shop and noticed the little Chilly right away. He started drooling quite a bit, growling slightly. He had a hungry look in his eye.

RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Benny
~Random Body of Water~

Benny decided to hope over at look at the almost-corpse of Lokk.

"..GET THE FUCK UP, MAN. JUST WALK THAT SHIT OFF. CHICKS DIG SCARS AND ALL THAT BULLSHIT." Benny shouted at the non-human form of Lokk, being rather friendly due to the fact he wasn't human. "PAIN IS TEMPORARY, GLORY IS ETERNAL."

BROS FOR LIFE