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The Red Pyro snuck around the corner to find The Blue Engineer planting a turret near a window; undetectable at first if it wasn't for the green light. The flamethrower exploded into a flurry, engulfing the irish one-eyed enemy before he could turn around.
"Burn Motherfucker! BURN!"
Unfortunately, H3LL0_K1TTY was blasted by a grenade laucher, killed by B@5T3RD...He had a good idea.
"Fucking Soldier!" Mai shouted once more, eyes flashing back up to the taxi driver who had his his eyes on the backmirror, wondering who this crazy woman was. When she met his gaze, he pulled his attention back on the road and immediatly stomped on the brakes, a loud screeching sound that practically echoed throughout the block and gave a pretty good whiplash.

So, I'm Mai. Don't expect me to be nice, especially to this show. Seriously you guys are just running out of ideas and pulling stuff out of your ass. New Orleans. Jeez. Come on, I want to see The Real Life: Rwanda. Keep yourselves from getting killed, get water, food. Maybe that should be a challange. Look at this- I'm already doing a better job. Juuuust kidding, *whispers* Not.
I know what people watching want -not something real-just some brats to fuck up and do something stupid so regular folk will feel better about themselves.

"GOD-DAMN-SON-OF-A-BITCH!" She shouted to the top of her voice, before rubbing the back of her neck, then looking down at her laptop still sitting on her lap. It was still there, unmoved, still running Team Fortress 2. Mai's instinct was to grab the laptop before it can fall; least that's what she can come up with for it being undamaged. She sighed, exited the match, Steam, then put the laptop on sleep and stuffed it into a laptop bag around her waist, help up by a trap around her shoulder.
"Here." Mai said, taking a fresh $100 bill out of her jeans, and offered it to the taxi driver.
"It's 145." He said, obviously annoyed with a hand across his forehead.
Her eye slightly twitched before reaching for another hundred and throwing it to the front seat. Mai stormed out from the taxi with a large bag of luggage that she stuffed into the backseat. She made sure to flip the taxi driver off before he drove away.

But wow, you guys got a LOT of money...

The house was colossal. Huge. It looked a little bit like the white house. It just reeked of "Money".

Mai wheeled her large luggage bag through the front door, wearing her "I Love Anime shirt", which there was a red heart and anime was in japanese characters with a pair of blue faded jeans. It didn't take her long to find the group of five in the living room.
"Sup Bitches!" She said out loud, plopping onto the couch, obviously dyed blonde hair sprawled across her face, kicked her sneakers off and wiggled her sock covered toes on the other end of the couch.

Three Months of drama and hell. Meh, I dealt with far worse then this. Besides it's supposed to be a growing experiance.