Snippet #1750310

Warning! Warning! Warning!

The first mental alarm was set off with Mr. Spike's prescence. Not only was he capable of literally breaking Kira in half like a chopstick but he had grenades, GRENADES, strapped on him. Kira himself was shaking, not obviously in a first, but to the point of literally vibrating. All he had was his old but boken wrapped in a white cloth to keep clean as well as a dirtied white backpack filled with the usual textbooks.

"-MEALS WILL INCLUDE FRENCH SNAILS, SAVORY STRENGTHENING CREAM SOUP, AND CALAMARI!"

Code Blue! Warning! Warning! Tread lightly!

This is how it all starts...first they tell you they have candy in their car...lure their victim in...shut the door and trap them! That's what this school was: A giant child abductor for troubled teens. The trap didn't have much effect...until calamari was spoken of.
Kira's stomach growled viciously and the thought of calamari had him salivating in the mouth. "Mmmm... Calamari..." This wouldn't have happened if he ate food at home that day but his parents kicked him out early morning and told him to come back when the year was over.

He moved with the herd, careful not to bump into any of these freaks and delinquents, and failing miserably. Kira still stood at attention when the assembly began and very briefly looked at the headmaster's face.
Then he spoke; literally moving, no, pushing the entire student body of the first year down. Kira felt like he got punched in the face when he collided with the ground.

CODE RED! LEAVE NOW! DESTRUCTION IMMINENT IN T MINUS 1 YEAR!
His eyes flutered open painfully as he searched for his boken somewhere on the ground, making brief contact with a girl's leg.
"What the hell!!"
Kira raised both arms up above his face, very cowardly-like. "Please don't kill me!" He meeped. This girl doesn't even know Kira's existence and is only paying attention to the the guy who's hand is connected to her...butt.
Watching her beat him up was like watching two trains collide in slow motion. As terrible as it was; you could never pry your eyes off it. His hand just merely stumbled upon the clothed boken as he lifted it up to his chest.
Good thing I have a girlfriend... He thought for a short minute before the crowd halted and shifted his direction to the entrance so he could get the hell out of there.

Now he was in the mess hall and handed a plate with literally five deep fried snails, Hell steamed veggie soup, and...and...calamari? Good old run of the mill calamari?
Kira sat at an empty table that started to fill up quickly, munching on the calamari and looking at the snail. They deep fried it WITH the shell... Then he ate another ring of calamari and a spoon of steamy vegetable soup. It was pretty good actually.